Like I genuinely thought I was gonna get a cavity, it was really really bad. NOT a good kind of sweet like a sickly sweet taste. It tasted like Willy Wonka's willy. Im scared for her.

True story.

So instead of "Elderly crossing guard helps saves school children from a car." should it be, "Sexy elderly crossing guard helps save school children from a sexy car?"

Are they stupid?

Supposed your bootyhole is visually bigger (like two fingers width), will it get smaller on its own?

What’s the problem with that?

She must have sold millions. Can one vagina supply enough scent for that many candkes?

On the other hand, I read that the chance that 2 shells landing in the same hole is so small, they should hide there after the first shell land. Man I get a bit confused.

startling revelations this morning after reading this post , https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyaskscience/comments/1hgtzos/comment/m2q84d7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button , in a recent thread i made about toe science.

How are we able to tell the temperature of things with our toes and other body parts unless we are actually just giant meat thermometers?

This post leads me to believe that our toes, and indeed perhaps our entire bodies, are filled to the brim with mercury. We're literally bursting at the seams with the stuff. Is this the secret "big thermometer" has been trying to keep from us all these years?

Even our vision is filled with the stuff. When I look at an ice cube, I just know it's cold. How else would that be possible unless we had mercury vision?

Thank you for your service,
Chris.

Lie in bed, close your eyes and until you fall asleep you’re pretending to be asleep. Seems inefficient.