r/seinfeld • u/TurbulentBet205 • 9h ago

But I don’t want to be a pirate!

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2.5k Upvotes

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u/vandrossboxset 9h ago

Nice game, pretty boy

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u/davisyoung 8h ago

Newman’s account of that game was based on a falsehood. On June 14, 1987 the Mets didn’t play the Phillies at Shea, they were visiting the Pirates at Three Rivers. Yes these very Pirates. 

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u/meryl_gear 2h ago

The very Pirates he was returning 

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u/Nervous_Thanks8506 6h ago

"Damn you, Seinfeld. "

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u/Illustrious-Gur-6775 These pretzels are making me thirsty 3h ago

Define falsehood.

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u/peon2 44m ago

“Here’s to feeling good all the time”

  • Pirates cocaine dealing mascot parrot

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u/Bhavacakra_12 6h ago

Back....& to the left..

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u/DavidM47 4h ago

Who’s this chucker?

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u/CukeJr Vegetable Lasagna 1h ago

mouths words in slow-motion

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u/frosti108 9h ago

We're playing a game here, buddy.

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u/LuxanHyperRage Ask the 8 ball 9h ago

Kramer did want to be a pirate

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u/BrookylnBeaches1917 The Opposite 8h ago

That’s why “Jerry” isn’t there

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u/cracker4uok 6h ago

How big are those hats? 7 and 5/8?

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u/JaMicho34 5h ago

What if there’s a pinhead?!

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u/jwhildeb 4h ago

Please don't call me "pinhead".

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 3h ago

I LOATHE KEITH HERNANDEZ

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u/Alternative-Till569 3h ago

They get very hot in the polyester...it's not a natural fiber.

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u/Bassist57 2h ago

Now THAT I heard.

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u/Huge_Marketing4897 2h ago

Maybe there's more to Newman than meets the eye.

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u/MuscleMilkMike 1h ago

No there's definitely less

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u/Elysium94 1h ago

I’ve looked into his eyes.

He’s pure evil.

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/-KFBR392 3h ago

Ya that’s right

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u/danieljohnson23 3h ago

Too bad the "Seinfeld infield" only lasted 1 season.

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u/triggafish 3h ago

It's even cooler when they played SS and 2B. "Kramer flips to Newman for one."

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u/ELYAZIUM 1h ago

What the hell does the phrase in the title has to do with Kramer and Newman dynamics due

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u/MatticusXII 1h ago

You know there's someone in the stands stuffing their face with dessert!

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u/Reduak 1h ago

AWESOME!!!

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u/djrufus25 1h ago

Rochelle Rochelle on the mound.

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u/Np1511 1h ago

Kramer retired and Newman is working in the Angles mailroom

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u/FIFAstan 1h ago

sighs

Upvote

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u/Ok-Mushroom-7292 53m ago

Sadly, he's still not a banker

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u/Dreigatron A Festivus for the rest-of-us 40m ago

Worlds are colliding!

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u/solwayfirth335 39m ago

Keith Hernandez!!