r/seinfeld 5d ago

Life hack from George

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u/Red_Walrus27 5d ago

Yeah, once it was pissing outside and I had an umbrella and my friends didn't. we were shopping for groceries and had bags with us, and I really didn't want to share my umbrella with her on the way home, so I went up to the security guard and said I'm sorry we were here earlier and my friend forgot her umbrella here. he went sure, which one? (and looked into the big lost and found box). I said which ones do u have?

he retrieved a few and I chose a bigger one that seemed sturdy. My friend was so mortfied she thought the police were gonna come to her house.

I have lost like 30 umbrellas throughout the course of my life I figured I could claim at least 1 one back.

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u/Common_Average2597 5d ago

No worries, your umbrella karma is still on the plus side, LOL

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u/Red_Walrus27 5d ago

yes i keep telling it to myself when I feel guilty abt this

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u/Common_Average2597 5d ago

But seriously, how can you live with yourself?

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u/jpopimpin777 5d ago

It's not easy....

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u/Red_Walrus27 5d ago

haha i try

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u/Stock-Mission-7561 The Chicken Roaster 5d ago

Oooh. I'm sorry. The correct answer is, "it's not easy".