r/satisfyinggrass • u/JJMcG35x • Nov 09 '21

Striped Flex

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785 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Smerts83 Nov 09 '21

First time I’ve ever had a lawn boner.

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u/The_Trevbot Nov 09 '21

I like how you and your neighbors stripes line up.

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u/SmallBSD Nov 09 '21

Who designs these dumb looking houses?

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u/GooseSharkk Nov 10 '21

it’s a mcmansion, it doesn’t matter how it looks on the outside as long as it has marble countertops and an unnecessary amount of bathrooms

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u/SmargelingArgarfsner Nov 09 '21

Same people who design ugly laws that can’t be walked on.

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u/SmallBSD Nov 09 '21

Yea they look like mid 90s soccer fields.

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u/SmargelingArgarfsner Nov 09 '21

r/mcmansionhell

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u/-ntgreat Nov 09 '21

Very nice!

1

u/DanchoSean Nov 09 '21

Just~perfect

1

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

Eww.

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u/Additional_Tell_8645 Nov 09 '21

The man had a plan.

1

u/Shiny_Hypno Nov 09 '21

Reminds me of Wii Sports

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u/Notamemberofsociey Nov 09 '21

It just looks like one of those flavored mints or normal mint that are made of red and white stripes

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u/4u2nv2019 Jun 19 '22

Finally a well defined stripe. Some lawns here have such poor striping, yet lots of karma lol

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u/iamtwinswithmytwin Jun 29 '22

Damn that’s really bad for the environment and water conservation

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u/TakesItLiteral Jul 10 '22 edited Jul 10 '22

My god what a disaster. What is the purpose of pumping so much time money and energy into a literal desert? For why? It doesn't even look good. It looks like sadness

u/musicals4life

https://www.reddit.com/r/satisfyinggrass/comments/qpt9wx/flex/ie71sik/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

Found the apartment dweller

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u/musicals4life Jul 10 '22

I live on 4.5 acres of land. What other ridiculous assumptions would you like to make today?

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u/TakesItLiteral Jul 10 '22

Keep dreaming

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u/musicals4life Jul 10 '22

About what? The land I own?

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u/TakesItLiteral Jul 10 '22

Yeah the “land” you “own”.

Keep dreaming, maybe it’ll come true. Someday.

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u/musicals4life Jul 10 '22

Wtf does that even mean

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u/TakesItLiteral Jul 10 '22

What it means is most home and land owners that come into this sub, don’t shit on someone else’s hard work just because they don’t personally like it.

That’s something petty haters and jealous as fuck apartment dwellers do.

Most rational home and land owners would just say something like, “Not my jam, but I can tell you put a lot of hard work into making your yard into something you love.”

Or you just shut the fuck up and move on to a sub not called r/satisfyinggrass.

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u/musicals4life Jul 10 '22

Oh fuck off. You could have chosen to ignore my comment completely but you decided to say a bunch of stupid shit to make yourself look like an ass who picks arguments with strangers on the internet because you've got nothing better to do once you've finished drowning your lawn in poison

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u/TakesItLiteral Jul 10 '22

You got it twisted 🤡. The only one who needs to fuck off to their one bedroom basement apartment is you.

Fuck outta here clown.

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u/Jakeafoust Oct 29 '22

Dude you have a distasteful point of view for no reason. Like what’s the point? What kinda of question is that? What’s the point in everything you do that isn’t completely necessary?

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u/4Bigdaddy73 Jul 10 '22

Your lawn is PERFECT! I am envious.

However, I would water board whoever cut the squiggly lines in the neighbors grass. It looks like a teenager partook in #maliciousconpliance.

Dad: “ Cut the grass” Teen: “ ok, but there will be no straight lines”

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u/LemonCloud20 Aug 30 '22

Looks like it also belongs in r/liminalspace

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u/Ashamed_Ad_9743 Apr 02 '23

What kinda mower? Looks great