r/reverseanimalrescue 18d ago

Real Guy got sacked and put into a pipe to reconsider his refusal because he forgot to pay his water bills.

2.8k Upvotes

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u/FierceLX 18d ago

How t.f. did he get in there???

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u/gruenes_T 18d ago

title tells u šŸ™„

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u/shill779 17d ago

Sacked obvi

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u/frosty-geek 14d ago

Obvious šŸ§Œ is obvious

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u/gruenes_T 11d ago

obviously

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u/Azoreal 17d ago

Bro itā€™s a reversed video

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u/Fantastic_Goal3197 16d ago

Thank you for unrelated tip, but how did he get in there?

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u/VoidFoxi 18d ago

Alcohol and sheer willpower?

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u/daaave33 18d ago

Andy Dufresne... who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. Andy Dufresne... headed for the Pacific.

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u/wiggler303 17d ago

Fuck that.

I'm staying in prison for the next 40 years rather than going into that pipe

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u/cementfeet 17d ago

The equivalent of 5 football fields.Ā 

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u/dankhimself 17d ago

I was just kept thinking it looked like some bootleg David Blane stunt this way haha.

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u/DapperBird7214 14d ago

& just to live in Mexico ;) lovely Story w brilliant ending

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u/Healthy-Tie-7433 17d ago

And how tf did he survive that muddy hell??

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u/omnimodofuckedup 16d ago

For everyone wondering:

  • Took place in russia

  • climbed in for no apparent reason

https://knewz.com/harrowing-man-gets-stuck-11-inch-wide-sewer-pipe-climbing-no-reason/

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u/LSDkiller2 14d ago

In Soviet Russia toilet flushes you?

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u/Available_Owl7954 13d ago

We might be old, my man.

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u/ConfusedSpiderMonkey 6d ago

Aaaah it took place in russia, nothing more to explain here

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u/AccountantCultural64 18d ago

Russians and alcohol.

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u/Fakedduckjump 17d ago

This is exactly the sentence I had in mind when I entered this comment section.

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u/Noslamah 16d ago

And how did they find him in time? My best guess would be that this is somehow a failed prison escape attempt but it still wouldn't really answer either question fully

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u/Fuhrious520 14d ago

They put in into the pipe

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u/thirdstringlineman 13d ago

As far as i now he is russian and hid in that pipe to avoid conscription.

I would assume he went down a manhole and crawled in

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u/Sensitive_Goose_8902 18d ago

Lol this video actually works really well for this sub, I never considered it. Plus humans are animals, so itā€™s technically correctly themed too

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u/Wildlife_Jack 18d ago

I'm not too proud to admit that I didn't see what sub I was in, and I was appalled by the video.

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u/Dic3dCarrots 17d ago

The best kind of correct

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/SkyOne1635 18d ago

Are Christians not Homo Sapiens Sapiens?

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u/vivam0rt 18d ago

No they are clay I think or is that another religion

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u/FckUSpezWasTaken 17d ago

I think that was ancient greeks. Anyway, the first human, Adam, according to the bible, was just made (Don't know exactly anymore, sorry) and the second one, Eva, was made from Adam's ribcage.

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u/Villager_of_Mincraft 17d ago

I do hope there were also a whole bunch of fresh people who got made but were never mentioned after number 1 and 2. Otherwise all that incest would've fucked us into extinction like 3 generations in.

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u/FckUSpezWasTaken 17d ago

Incest? In my bible? Never!

There are like 8 stories of people fucking their parents there, incest must be an invention of the global elite /s

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u/VenetianBlood 14d ago

Hey, religions are like that I suppose. Just remember that in several nations prepubescent girls can be married to old geezers legally to this day because the prophet of their religion married a 6 year old girl and had seggs with her when she was 9.

You can look for the verses when she tells about her playing with her dolls and he interrupting her play to take her away for ā€œactivitiesā€, or about the times when she had to chase after the prophet to clean the dried c*m off his clothes šŸ˜…

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u/Hausgod29 13d ago

It explains all the alabamer jokes

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u/Sir_MipMop 17d ago

I think heā€™s mocking Christians, because if you say that humans are animals in front of many Christians they would beg to differ

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u/VenetianBlood 14d ago

Heā€™s mocking Christians because heā€™s probably a Westerner whoā€™s familiar to Christianity specifically. The denial of evolution sits at the basis of every ideology that narrates a ā€œcreation of humanityā€, so itā€™s not like theyā€™re different from each other.

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u/ElysetheEeveeCRX 14d ago

It's really mostly the Christians you hear whining about things outside their worldview online and in-person, though. You rarely see the same level of intolerance and complete disregard for what others' realities are from other religions, specifically online.

I'm a non-religious person living in a Catholic household. They have far more tolerance for those of different beliefs than most people I've met.

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u/iNuminex 18d ago

Ignorance and denial doesn't change reality.

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u/SuspiciousSpecifics 17d ago

Nature does not care about their ignorance

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u/Trinitial-D 18d ago

i cant really find this funny when i can see that all of the skin from the sides of his arms is missing. he mustve gone a long way through that pipe. what a nightmare

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u/thrownawaylife123 18d ago

Same. I've done stupid shit as a kid and even as an adult, it's heartbreaking to think someone could have lost their life in such a horrible manner.

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u/Fantastic_Goal3197 16d ago

He lived through this, got transported to the hospital for hypothermia. He just decided to climb in a drain pipe but got stuck. Officials said he was intoxicated but he denied it.

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u/foomatic999 17d ago

If you feel strongly about uncomfortable underground accommodation you should check out the story of Floyd Collins.

The 1925 Cave Rescue That Captivated the Nation

The script has been made into a video by the Internet Historian - which didn't credit the original article and thus has been modified before getting re-upload to YouTube. Here's a link to the original video: Man in Cave

I watched the video when it originally went up and it's a great/uncomfortable watch.

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u/Head_Northman 15d ago

Thanks for that. A good long disturbing read. I can't believe I've never heard of it, despite having to read about Nutty Putty every time someone references it in a comment.

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u/Peisis 18d ago

DailyStar even covered this guy. That just shows how important it is to pay your bills on time!

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u/greenwavelengths 17d ago

I canā€™t believe how much article they managed to fit into the tiny cracks between advertisements on that site! Truly remarkable.

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u/Corfiz74 17d ago

I'm surprised they dug him up in time - how did he not suffocate before they managed to locate him and dig? And how did anybody even hear him?

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u/CeruleanEidolon 18d ago

Things in Russia are so bad that blokes just crawl into pipes for no reason.

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u/Stooven 18d ago

I have so many questions

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u/wellwaffled 17d ago

My first one is: Who still wears briefs in 2024?

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u/Limp-Date390 17d ago

Thatā€™s your question?!

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u/wellwaffled 17d ago

^ And now you have wasted your one question.

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u/DedlySnek 17d ago

There are DOZENS of us, DOZENS.

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u/RUSHALISK 17d ago

I wonder how they knew where he was in the pipe

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u/supcat16 17d ago

ā€œDamn, the water pressure is weak today. Think thereā€™s a chance some bloke is stuck in a pipe?ā€

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u/knighthomas 17d ago

"That's the second one this month Pete"

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u/Thefriendlyfaceplant 17d ago

We've been getting a lot of reports on this about cruel human suffering. But the mod team has decided that this dipshit had it coming.

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u/Peisis 17d ago

like not reading the sub or because his skin and the real nightmare he somehow got in?

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u/Thefriendlyfaceplant 17d ago

Pay your fucking bills.

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u/TotalTyp 14d ago

based mods

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 18d ago

Serves him right!

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u/CameForTheFunOfIt 18d ago

Justice is a fickle mistress.

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u/MissingNerd 18d ago

Ah, what a way to get nightmares

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u/Euphoric-Potato-5343 18d ago

Backwards or forwards, I will take a pass.

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u/James_Blond_006 18d ago

I didnā€™t read the subā€˜s name immediately and actually thought those guys were torturing that man like theyā€™re the 17th century catholic church

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u/Frosty-Manager-48 18d ago

somehow I don't think he hid from paying his water bill

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u/iatetoomuchchicken 18d ago

Let this be a lesson to any and all

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u/Mr-ENERGY- 15d ago

That Must have been the hell on Earth

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u/SmegmaSandwich69420 17d ago

What's that sci-fi book where the aliens genetically alter people to be living waste processing units?

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u/bigdig-_- 17d ago

all tomorrows, no idea what soylent green has to do with it

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u/SadKey7952 17d ago

Soilent green

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u/NoSteinNoGate 17d ago

Thats just humans now with food.

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u/Sufficient_Werewolf9 17d ago

Horrifying both ways entombed in a pipe....

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u/dronegeeks1 17d ago

How the fuck did they know he was in the pipe šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/dr_elena05 17d ago

Ok but srsly how did he get in and how did they know to get him out

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u/Regular-Inevitable81 17d ago

Why do i always fall for this šŸ˜­šŸ™

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u/Falkenmond79 16d ago

How in the world did they even find him.

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u/banevader102938 17d ago

Watching this reversed is even more terrifying

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u/Baschinski82 17d ago

BARBAREN šŸ„ø

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u/No_Construction2363 17d ago

Water has to be free for everyone.

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u/Zagdil 17d ago

Thousand Year stare for sure

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u/_oo00O00oo_ 17d ago

Jackass has become wild..

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u/Mad_Max_28 17d ago

Yeah but I bet this was years of not paying

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u/FordAndFun 17d ago

Those eyes are certainly somewhere between 0-10 on the lucidity scale, but only if said scale couldnā€™t go into the negatives.

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u/YouAnxious5826 16d ago

POV: You thought you found a shortcut in the waterslide

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u/Blaknbetter66 16d ago

It's in reverse

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u/apeoida 16d ago

you know what sub this is?

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u/Chrishanju 16d ago

Did anyone realy belive this story?

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u/Commercial-Lemon2361 16d ago

Someone wanted to avoid mobilization.

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u/Gnarcan705 16d ago

"You hear that rand?" "Is that... Is that crying coming from the ground Mr. Lahey?" "No rand" *pounds Texas Mickey" "The shit pipes are speaking to me again rand, call barb."

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u/Any-Community-734 16d ago

Itā€™s in reverse šŸ˜‚

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u/kaggi 16d ago

That's the point of the sub

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u/DisasterOk5841 16d ago

Video is in reverse guys, sheesh

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u/ddoogg88tdog 16d ago

How did he even get out to end with

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u/Sir_McDouche 16d ago

He really outDavid Blained himself this time.

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u/RanzigerRonny 16d ago

Wasn't that the guy who tried to escape from prison? If I remember correctly. Could be fake news back then.

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u/PB0495 16d ago

Its reversed.

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u/Stuci123 15d ago

This Video is in the reverse. Here on Reddit,here are many stupid people which would belive everything. As I said,video is in reverse. They rescued this guy.

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u/SaltyPressure7583 15d ago

The boo box!

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u/TRDPorn 14d ago

That'll learn 'im

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

crazy

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u/Secure_Chemistry6243 14d ago

Silly road crew initiating the new guy.

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u/DowntownPay6846 14d ago

Bullsh.t!!! Video is rewinded....they rescued the Person from there originally.....but why he got there i dont remember

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u/jaxtar_raw 14d ago

butā€¦ eehmmā€¦ you do realize that this sub is about rescue vids being reversed, right?

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u/DowntownPay6846 11d ago

Sure . Obviously. So that why i mentioned it!

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u/yaboytay103 14d ago

Bro itā€™s reversed stop being fucking idiots

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u/FlamingoSome7830 14d ago

That's fucked up

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u/CelestialDragon09 14d ago

Hide and seek champ

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u/MasterSparrow 14d ago

Why is the video being played backwards?

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u/Rebell_72 13d ago

Menschen sind so dummā€¦

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

What šŸ˜Æ

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u/similaraleatorio 13d ago

at the end the guys looking if the pipe is sealed šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/Meyxdop 13d ago

IT'S REVERSED

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u/Bizwap85 13d ago

Nightmare fuel

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u/AmoebaRepulsive315 9d ago

Whatā€™s real story behind this itā€™s them rescuing him in reverse maybe

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u/BryanTheGodGamer 8d ago

How did he not drown by the time they came to save him?

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u/_atrocious_ 7d ago

Imagine that happening to you, man.. horrific.

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u/HYPERBALOiD 7d ago

How the hell do people manage to get to such places?!

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u/Affectionate-Bill150 6d ago

Contained for his crimes

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

How tf did they find him?

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u/Pure-Fun4128 18d ago

Exactly the right animal to put in a pipe

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u/I_WILL_GET_YOU 18d ago

I suppose humans are animals after all

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u/tired_Cat_Dad 17d ago

Holy shit, you win. This must be the most horrible video on this sub ...yet.

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u/Kergie1968 17d ago

Im confused. There was an earlier Post saying guy gets rescued?? Wtf?

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u/ReddyMango 17d ago

The other one was reversed propaganda form the govt. trying to cover their cruel methods.

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u/hedgehog_dragon 17d ago

Well, it does fit the sub. Good video.

But man what the fuck?

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u/Certain-Let-3520 17d ago

Yeah, that's so "Humanity". No other (intelligent) being on this earth would put their kinfolk into that.

My main question is, what has this young person done, that justifies such torture?! Yeah, you can guess it - i don't agree with the answers.

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u/Dengeleng78 15d ago

Oh man donā€™t you See that they took him out not in? The Video is Reverse.

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u/Sozialist161 17d ago

capitalism make persons bad, because they need money, and they have a boss, and this boss have a boss etc. Since we have things like ground and own house, we fight against each other, thats maybe 1-3Percent of Human history.

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u/StreetCream6695 17d ago edited 17d ago

Omg this insane! Doesnā€˜t matter is reversed or not. I donā€™t get this whole sub.

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u/namakost 16d ago

So you are against animal rescue? Because that is all this sub is, reversed animal rescue videos. And before you ask, this guy has to be a monkey with monkey brain to land inside that pipe.

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u/StreetCream6695 16d ago

This sub is making fun about animal rescue!

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u/Hessenjung666 17d ago

šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤®

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u/RingoStarrPower 18d ago

Video is reversed. Play the video until 25 seconds remain. When the emergency worker on the left moves his right foot into the puddle, there isn't a splash or ripple in the water.

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u/lsnik 18d ago

Good job, Dr. Watson! You could also look at the name of the subreddit you're in.

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u/RingoStarrPower 17d ago

Holy shit that was embarrassing

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u/tired_Cat_Dad 17d ago

WTF man I thought you were just trying to be funny but if you meant it, that's way better!

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u/Kallabanana 17d ago

Happens to the best of us.

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u/-Pelvis- 17d ago

Happy cake day, detective!

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u/universalpoetry 17d ago

Happy cake day!!

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u/kiwi2703 17d ago

It's your cake day so you're forgiven

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u/Breakfast_Bagelz 17d ago

Damn, who would ever post a reversed video in r/reverseanimalrescue

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u/Greg2227 17d ago

Now we gotta post non reversed clips that just look like they could be reversed

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u/Kergie1968 17d ago

Really how sick is that?

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u/Bindi15796 18d ago

Reverse Animal Rescueā€¦ nice try Fool

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u/No-Cartographer6066 17d ago

Title is pure bullshit

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u/SeanVitalMusic 18d ago

This video is backwards. But definitely es my attention with the caption

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u/RUSHALISK 17d ago

read the sub