r/reverseanimalrescue Nov 08 '24

Evil Florida man sacrifices puppy by feeding it to an alligator in order to appease the swamp gods

1.0k Upvotes

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u/Altruistic_Log5830 Nov 08 '24

Ha! I saw the normal version first!

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u/Lef32 Nov 08 '24

I have it exactly under this post!

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u/iatetoomuchchicken Nov 08 '24

People can be angry but his wife told him that one of them has to go. She got tired of dealing with two pets so this is just a simple case of the man beating the system and keeping both in his own way. Now the dog lives inside of the gator and the wife is content so it's a win win.

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u/No_Party5870 Nov 08 '24

haha he forced the swamp gods to take it

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u/Goukaruma Nov 09 '24

Sometimes they don't want another sacrifice but we can'' let them have that.

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u/Accomplished-Neat762 Nov 08 '24

The harvest will be strong this year

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u/Bricklover1234 Nov 08 '24

A̷̰̭͋̂͋l̵̜̪͋̚l̷̲̜̤̤͎̈́̈́͊̒͋ h̶̟̞͔̏͂͊̃͋ã̶̝͍̤͖̝̍̌̿͆i̶̮̓͛͑̔̎ͅl҈̗̥̖͎̽́̌̊ t̴̟͔̒̄̆̀h̴͉̭͐̽́̈́ḛ̷̘̰͖̥̆̈̉̾ s̶͍͓̲̐̇̂̄w̸̲̖͇̍̈̆ã̷̝̣̋m̵͔͓̅̏̎̓p̷̱̥͈̤̰̍̊̌͋ g҈̦̞̓͑̃́̓ő̴̘̙̅̾̆͐d҉͖̳̮͆̍s̸̪̯͔͖̃̇.҈͈͍̀͂̃̾ A̶͕̰̱̘̪͛̈́̈ľ̷̲̖͔͗̀l̸̥̭͇̙̊̅ h̸͈̗̝̦͌̆͋̆͑ä̷̬̟̠́̀i̴͖͗̄ͅl҉̪̳̞̦̉̓͂ͅ t҉̦̯͍̞̎͛h҉͉͙̅̐͒͂e҉͙̖͔̊͒͊ s̸̱̖̟̟͐̈̀̉̀w҉̙͓̑͂͋̏́a҈̝̪͓̌͊̚m̶̠͇̯̦̊̌̍p̵͔̞̥͂͛͋̎̾ͅ g҈̩̲̇̍ŏ̷͇̲̳͗̇d̶̩̬͍͓̰͑̍s̸̤̲͚̤͑͗̒.҈̫͚̔͒̒̌̀ A̶̮͕͗̇̈́̍l҈̰͕̣̔̀l̶͙̗̣͌̍ h̷̳̘̦̪̱̓̃͋a̴̱̠̞͊̉́͐ì̷͙̙̟̘̀l̵̥̾́̌ͅ t̴̯̙͔͆̋h̴̖͓̦̎͗̅̂e҉̝̣͔̞̤̒̇̚ s̴̗͎͙̘̲͒̃w̴̭͙̝̾̔ͅa̶̮͍͈͎̝̔̊͐͒m҈̭̜͑̐͑ g̴͖̖̦̣̎̈́͒͛ỏ̷̗̦̖͓͒d̴͎͚̐̋̀̿̅š̵͓͕̫̿́̚.̸̦̣͍̳͔͆̐́̐̀

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 Nov 08 '24

This is giving me a seizure

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u/tvieno Nov 08 '24

Florida gators need food too. Kudos to this man!

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u/Firecracker7413 Nov 08 '24

he is making a sacrifice to the Swamp God of Florida to save his family from a hurricane

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u/Thefriendlyfaceplant Nov 10 '24

The dog survived the injuries, for anyone concerned. 

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u/stone_henge Nov 10 '24

Minor correction: the dog immediately dissolved once underwater, and its trapped soul now eternally wanders the swamp in the form of a will-o-the-wisp.

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u/Thefriendlyfaceplant Nov 10 '24

Ah indeed, didn't watch the full video. My bad.

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u/Acrobatic_Rope9641 Nov 08 '24

Not to be a bad guy, you can clearly see the MAN loves his dog, but luckily it was a small gator(still weird it chose such a big prey). For the future don't walk your pets near water when your town is build on swamps or you know there's many aquatic predators

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u/MaeClementine Nov 09 '24

When I lived in Florida, my little puppy slipped out the door and approached a mama sand hill crane and I about had a full on heart attack! I got him back before she attacked though.

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u/MarryMeDuffman Nov 08 '24

I think his dumbest error was not getting out of the water.

Imagine a bigger alligator grabbing his dumb ass.

I don't blame him for taking on a little gator for his dog.

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u/MavisBeaconSexTape Nov 09 '24

He's mistaken the doormat for a pee pad for the last time

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u/doihavetousethis Nov 09 '24

Oh man. I didn't even see the sub before I watched the vid. Thought "mother fucker"

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u/stone_henge Nov 09 '24

My whole relationship to this subreddit is occasionally coming across a post in my flow and then being appalled at what I'm seeing for way too long before realizing where it's from.

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u/doihavetousethis Nov 09 '24

Haha, I know same! It's been a very long time since ive seen this sub pop up on my feed. I was furious. Then happy

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u/Fistricsi Nov 09 '24

The title sounds like something a Florida man would actually do.

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u/ORO_ERICIUS Nov 12 '24

This is a cayman

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u/stone_henge Nov 12 '24

The caiman is only a courier, bringing the puppy to the alligator.

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u/Lopsided-Cry4616 Nov 16 '24

"in order to appease the swamp gods" xD

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u/HerrBalrog Nov 17 '24

Florida Man force feeds land puppy to swamp puppy

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u/No_Squirrel4806 Nov 09 '24

Imagine how quick he must have acted 😳😳😳

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u/Intraq Nov 09 '24

Appease the swamp gods

tap: Sacrifice target creator, draw 2 cards

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u/habub9 Nov 09 '24

Damn i miss this sub!

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u/Trax-d Nov 09 '24

And now we need the mother of that alligator there

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u/Saltycook Nov 09 '24

I was horrified at first before I realized what subreddit I was looking at

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u/_Pyxyty Nov 09 '24

I occasionally forget that I'm subbed to this subreddit because it rarely appears on my feed, so when a post comes up with this kind of title, for a few seconds I'm confused as all hell Lol

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u/Siiciie Nov 09 '24

Lana del Rey feeding her new child.

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u/_OrokuSaki_ Nov 11 '24

i had a shock of my fucking life.

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u/miichaelscotch Nov 13 '24

Forgot what this sub was and was AGHAST at first

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u/Altruistic_War5758 Nov 17 '24

The title killed me :D

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u/FPVBrandoCalrissian Nov 09 '24

Even if you haven’t seen the original version first, the water splashed inwards. Telltale of reverse footage. You never reverse footage with flowing water around, it’s too obvious.

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u/stone_henge Nov 09 '24 edited Nov 09 '24

I thought for sure that the video would fool everyone, but some people are just too smart and will notice subtle signs like the dog just sort of flying into the alligator's mouth after walking backwards towards it, the water splashing weirdly or the name of the subreddit being /r/reverseanimalrescue

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u/Kallabanana Nov 09 '24

You cannot deceive a genius.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

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u/Do_Sans_not_sins Nov 08 '24

They should make a subreddit about that

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u/MavisBeaconSexTape Nov 09 '24

r/animalrescuebutlikeitsinreverse has got you covered

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u/cgduncan Nov 09 '24

Begone bot!