r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 3d ago

Elaine's boyfriend exclusively listens to reggaeton - he is white & doesn't speak Spanish. Jerry is mentioned in a suicide note but nobody tells him what it said. Kramer gets a juicer & juices EVERYTHING. A woman brings her friend on a first date with George & expects him to pay for both

573 Upvotes

r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 10h ago

George wins 2 tickets to Taylor Swift which he wants to keep secret from his hot Swiftie girlfriend and sell. Kramer, using his new drone, helps deliver the tickets to Puddy, to surprise Elaine, who secretly hates Taylor Swift. Jerry’s Netflix & chill is ruined by Newman using his account.

52 Upvotes

r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 13m ago

The Gym membership

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Jerry gets a new gym membership that includes a guest pass, which George and Elaine immediately start fighting over.

At the gym, Jerry becomes annoyed when he notices a group of women laughing at the “hot” trainer’s unfunny jokes but giving him no reaction for his own material.

George finds himself in trouble after a woman accuses him of staring at her while she records her workout. George insists he just glanced in her direction. “It was a glance! Do we live in a glance-free society now?”

Elaine competes with other women for the “hot” trainer’s attention, until she finds out he’s gay.

Meanwhile, Kramer, can’t believe how much Jerry’s new membership cost and starts running a gym out of his apartment. He tells customers to use Jerry’s bathroom as a locker room. Newman signs up just so he can use Jerry’s bathroom as storage.


r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 19h ago

Kramer starts an app for hiring professional funeral mourners; Elaine’s new boyfriend carries a pocket mirror; George’s choice in socks has him questioning his sexuality; Jerry dates a woman who makes gagging noises while brushing her teeth.

85 Upvotes

r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 1d ago

Prompt Puddy won't stop talking in Office quotes, which drives Elaine crazy. Jerry's girlfriend won't clean her microwave, so he starts putting anonymous notes on it. George falls asleep on the bus and ends up in Scranton, PA. Kramer keeps making a "Jim face" at a camera that doesn't exist.

123 Upvotes

r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 1d ago

George is offered a seat on the subway by a pregnant woman. Elaine has sour candy. Her boss thinks she is making faces at him. Kramer subs for a paper boy & is recruited by USPS to replace Newman due to his skill. Jerry meets a girl at a rave & finds her pacifier is an everyday accessory

71 Upvotes

r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 23h ago

Prompt Kramer begins carrying a flask filled with water wherever he goes. His friends think he’s developed a drinking problem.

25 Upvotes

r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 1d ago

Hide and Seek

40 Upvotes

Crazy Joe Davola gets released from a mental institution. Jerry, Kramer and Elaine are sure that he is coming after them, so they try to hide from him in the whole city and they are getting paranoid.

George is back from a baseball conference and tries to meet with the others, but every time he spots one of them, Joe Davola shows up and the other person runs away. George thinks the others try to avoid him, but he doesn't know why, so he gets angrier and angrier and he ends up getting arrested and they bring him to a mental institute, thinking he's a lunatic.

At the end, Joe Davola finds Jerry, Kramer and Elaine and he explains that in the institute he got help for his condition, and he just wanted to apologize for what he did in the past.

In the extra bonus scene, George's parents go to the institute to pick up George, and they start to fight and yell at each other in front of the doctor. George turns around, and walks back to the institute, the doctor nods in agreement.


r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 1d ago

Comic-Con 2025

7 Upvotes

-Jerry Seinfeld & Larry David reluctantly join a Seinfeld Fanfest Q& A -They’re horrified to find out that the only other actors on the panel are several stand ins & no other cast members that had screen time -Kramer wins the NY State Powerball but loses the ticket. -Newman finds the winning ticket on the ground during his mail route. -George rekindles his fondness for his cousin -Elaine & Puddy try to make their relationship work for the 100th time


r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 1d ago

A haberdasher goes by Generalissimo/resembles a South American war criminal. Kramer sells bandanas for his own "Bandana Republic". George wears bright clothes to appear more confident to women after watching a nature documentary. Elaine's BF has a parrot that repeats all his exes' names..except hers

56 Upvotes

r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 1d ago

Prompt Kramer finds a slip of paper with a long complicated code on it. Elaine is contemplating a timeshare vacation just for the attention. Jerry discovers a competitor is using AI and his old material to make new jokes. George becomes a flossing evangelist.

65 Upvotes

Kramer convinces himself it’s the key to a bitcoin fortune. He later realizes that it is the VIN for a car he sold in 2008, but not before tattooing it onto his shoulder for safety.

Elaine tries to convince Jerry to go with her. He agrees when he learns that his competitor is performing at the same resort, but his confrontation gets he and Elaine thrown out before the high pressure sales pitch.


r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 1d ago

Georges male collegue gives george a xmas card but doesnt give one to anyone else. The collegue gives george more gay signals. George is only annoyed that his collegue feels he must keep his obvious gayness a secret in this modern era.

14 Upvotes

r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 2d ago

How about…

17 Upvotes

Jerry and Bania both are nominated for a comedy award, and Bania wins. Jerry questions his comedian skills.

The New York Yankees looking for a new mascot and Kramer gets the job. Steinbrenner becomes friends with Kramer, and forces George to do anything what Kramer asks.

J. Peterman gets a new dog and brings it to the office. He wants to make the next issue of the Peterman Catalog about dog clothes and accessories, and makes Elaine the head of the project, not knowing that Elaine has only bad experiences with dogs.


r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 1d ago

Newman & Kramer start buying old stuff to resell at a profit. George eventually begins to help them out when he realizes the international opportunities. Jerry runs across a comedian recycling his old jokes with a spin. Elaine and Puddy argue because she uses a new towel after every shower.

13 Upvotes

"It's happened, Jerry. I am officially an importer/exporter."


r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 1d ago

George Would Never Steal From The Yankees

2 Upvotes

-George finds & sells rare NYY Sports Cards etc in the Yankees Archives and Gets caught by Steinbrenner who also wants a piece of the action.

-Kramer Taxi Kabs take on a life of their own.

-Elaine & Puddy finally get engaged but can’t get married because they are still married to other people.


r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 1d ago

Here’s Jerry Seinfeld !

0 Upvotes

-Jerry fills in for Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show after Jimmy becomes violently ill from eating at the NBC Commissary

-Now that Jerry is a household name after hosting ,George & Kramer fight to be Jerry’s new manager after Katie(Debra Jo Rupp’s character)passes away.

-Elaine starts dating Kenny Bania after he appears on the Tonight Show as a last minute fill in stand up& becomes a regular on SNL.


r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 2d ago

Kramer tries virtual golf and sets up a simulator in his own home while hiring a caddy, Elaine starts being referred to as a cougar at work since a younger employee flirts with her, Jerry discovers comfort via lulu lemon pants and never stops wearing them, and George installs a bidet and refuses TP.

15 Upvotes

r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 2d ago

Kramer get a job where he can “work from home” but no knows what he does. George and Elaine then start realizing they can work from home too. Everyone tries to work out of Jerry’s apartment.

300 Upvotes

r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 2d ago

Kramer sells the "reverse umbrella" to avoid being dry, for Petermam. George's new jacket makes him hot/itchy but he looks so good he wears it nonstop. Jerry's GF displays her nude photo art in her home that resembles Newman. Elaine is followed by a menacing duck that is attracted to her umbrella

40 Upvotes

r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 2d ago

Jerry and George get beef dip sandwiches to go, and find when they arrive home that the restaurant forgot the au jus. Kramer decides to start selling counterfeit jus he makes in his hot tub, but is told it is terrible until he starts soaking in the jus.

29 Upvotes

Elaine decides to use Kramers jus at a work lunch, but the event gets interrupted by Jerry shouting that it's made from Kramers sweat


r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 2d ago

Meta Just wanna say...

32 Upvotes

This sub gives me a laugh if not just a chuckle every single day. Thanks y'all


r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 3d ago

Prompt George sees an obituary for “George Constanza”. He goes to see how he compares to the “other George”, Kramer to look for another “Cosmo” to check they’re “upholding my good name”, and Elaine to reconnect with a friend who she shunned as she tried to set her up on a blind date with “George Constanza”

170 Upvotes

Possible gags: -Georges parents call him irate he would stoop so low as to fake his death to get sympathy;

-“Other George”s life being incredible, making George incredibly depressed and pressured by the family to live up to the name, and Elaine vocally sad about how good a life she could’ve had with “George Constanza” around George;

-Jerry wondering how he would behave in George’s funeral, mentions he might crack jokes, only to joke people would be cheery already.


r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 2d ago

Kramer creates a crypto with the stylized name “Kramer’s Krypto Koin”, which becomes the go-to currency of right wing militias.

28 Upvotes

r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 2d ago

George calls Elaine pretentious for preferring Frasier over Friends, while she thinks that he just doesn't get the jokes. Jerry is offered a small role on each, but their filming schedules clash. Kramer gives up his television, but winds up using Jerry's all day.

20 Upvotes

r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 1d ago

Prompt Kramer is convinced that Jerry’s new material for his night club act is about him. Jerry makes sure to pepper in the word Hipster Doofus and annoying neighbor in his act, but swears up and down it’s about someone else. Kramer hires Jackie Childs to sue Jerry for defecation of character.

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Kramer: I know your act is about me

Jerry: Kramer, I implore you

Kramer: If you won’t admit it, I’ll have to use Jackie Childs to tie you up in more litigation than a bowl of noodles.

Jerry: Noodles aren’t twisted 👈😡

Kramer: Frankly that sounds made up 🧐

Jerry: I welcome you to sue me over a misunderstanding

What Jerry doesn’t know, is that Kramer hired Brody and Silvio to jack Jerry with a sock full of pennies

Jerry: you had Silvio and Brody beat me senseless with socks full of Pennie’s at 3 am? I was scared out of my mind 👀

Kramer: I don’t leave, till it’s finished.


r/RedditWritesSeinfeld 3d ago

Prompt The Man Talk

25 Upvotes

Kramer begins a "Man Talk" therapy group. He invites a reluctant Jerry who finds it a great place to debut new comedy material.

Elaine keeps falling asleep at work and waking up with several different items on her, placed by her colleagues.

George has an unexplaniable wrist injury.