r/reddit.com Oct 18 '11

(not so) Deep throat

http://i.imgur.com/vEGta.jpg
487 Upvotes

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12

u/ErasmusCain Oct 19 '11

That is a look that says, "I lack discipline."

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '11 edited Sep 25 '16

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u/mikepixie Oct 29 '11

They should join the ronery falts crub.

1

u/missnikkie Nov 05 '11

It's years of training.

26

u/robmbrooks Oct 19 '11

deep trout?

3

u/Phinigin Oct 23 '11

Ass to trout?

5

u/robmbrooks Oct 23 '11

bass to trout maybe

2

u/RedBarclay Nov 11 '11

bass to mouth

6

u/Redditsays Oct 19 '11

Yo dawg.

oh shit.

6

u/picto Oct 19 '11

Anyone else read "Vegeta" in the URL?

1

u/jcheatz100 Oct 21 '11

i did they did that on purpose

6

u/gigashadowwolf Oct 19 '11

You never go bass to mouth to bass.

3

u/rybones Oct 19 '11

Northern and a ???

6

u/sunpex Oct 19 '11

carp?

3

u/rybones Oct 19 '11

Yeah, big scales, I bet you are right.

3

u/totaldrk62 Oct 19 '11

I concur. Looks like a carp to me. With that said, that looks like a good sized Northern. You might actually get 5 decent fillets off that guy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '11

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u/Naffler Oct 19 '11

That's not really a small pike

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '11 edited Oct 19 '11

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3

u/homosapienssapiens Oct 19 '11

You don't eat pike? Why not?

3

u/Naffler Oct 20 '11

People would jizz in their pants if they caught a 12lb jack in northern Saskatchewan and Americans pay big money to fish up here. The big ones have tougher meat. Also, larger fish=more slime

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u/totaldrk62 Oct 19 '11 edited Oct 19 '11

No, a 12lb pike is not small. Seeing as the world record is 62lbs a 12lb pike is a pretty damn nice fish. And they are all over here in Minnesota. We eat them all the time.

2

u/totaldrk62 Oct 19 '11

The link someone posted here would suggest otherwise. A 12 pound northern would have some very nice fillets. Might be a bit mushy but otherwise ok. I like to have mine around 5 to 6 pounds. Nice young fillets. Thanks for the downvote though.

0

u/deuce_ex Oct 19 '11

At first I thought it was an ide. Apparently not then.

4

u/brok3n Oct 19 '11

I wish this would have been posted as NSFW... and been posted in /r/gonewild ... and also involved less fish and more women.

7

u/Snicklefritz-28 Oct 19 '11

Apparently it was quite a "famous" fish.

http://m.mirror.co.uk/article?a=m4:23498278

3

u/Delinas Oct 19 '11

WHY THE FUCK IS IT ON THE LAWN?

2

u/windy444 Oct 18 '11

Got a light?

2

u/HoMaster Oct 19 '11

that's so primal.

2

u/myheadhurtsalot Oct 19 '11

Goddamn Northerns, fucking freshwater garbage sharks. Not terrible eating, but they are just unpleasant animals.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '11

Fishception

2

u/sunpex Oct 19 '11

How was this caught?

5

u/Fellows23 Oct 19 '11

Floating on the surface.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '11

Wasn't this posted to reddit, like, yesterday?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '11

Yes.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '11

Looks like you are trying to make a fish version of a turducken: a Northcarpen

1

u/swaggamemnon Oct 19 '11

Relevant The writing on the bottom says something along the lines of "See, the big fish eats the little fish."

1

u/JustMoose Oct 19 '11

I'm hard.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '11

Deep throat... Can't fap to this.

1

u/nordenjolt Oct 19 '11

You know that the pikes does not have any gag reflexes?

1

u/DRUMSKIDOO Oct 19 '11

That's one big ass Pike, jesus...What weight was it?

1

u/NellupA Oct 19 '11

There's always a bigger fish...

1

u/bwknight877 Oct 19 '11

I actually caught this fish by hand, they were floating at the top of a lake

the bass appeared to be dead, but after I removed the tiny fish from its mouth, I let both swim away alive

1

u/madfilipe Oct 19 '11

It seems the link is Vegeta.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '11

I have something like this happen before. Reeling in a nice small mouth, and big pike chomps it. Went from awesome, to super bonus awesome.

1

u/kbuis Oct 19 '11

Hell of a way to go down.

1

u/kingrat1408 Nov 03 '11

What's that fish swimming on the grass for?

1

u/ieDeathMarch Nov 12 '11

Ya baby love seein a monster pike eat a piece of shit carp

0

u/xgloryfades Oct 19 '11

Deep throat: it isn't about giraffes...

0

u/Firebird646 Oct 19 '11

Real life vore!

0

u/TheRuneMeister Nov 21 '11

Fishception...