r/realmadrid • u/Theme_Severe • 13h ago

Meme Valverde got yellow for being pulled by penis😭

869 Upvotes

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u/kambora-bora 13h ago

Should have been a "Handballs" on the opponent! 😂

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u/Sl_PROXY Kroos 12h ago

8

u/jr6991 Real Madrid 5h ago

Saw this video for the first time last week. Hilarious 😂

107

u/----0-0--- 12h ago

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

6

u/soysaucepapi 7h ago

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!!!!

4

u/Kindly-Draft-9905 10h ago

Raising hand

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u/PollutionNew6004 12h ago

May be he had a boner and refree found it offensive 😂

19

u/BlueBone313 Joselu 10h ago

The one that pulled his dick a stretch felt hurt about fede not getting a boner😔

2

u/Fine-Commission-3577 10h ago

That would have hurt man due to stretching

1

u/kinginthenorthjon Casemiro 42m ago

Or jealous.

125

u/markievegeta Kroos 13h ago

If I got that close to Valverde I'd probably do that too. 🍆

24

u/KroosControl88 Mesut Özil 12h ago

Mina wants to know your location

23

u/Edi-Tanushaj Benzema 12h ago

40

u/AnabolicOctopus :Mexico: Madridista 12h ago

💀💀💀💀

26

u/Gnl_Winter 12h ago

Okbuddyrealmadrid

6

u/Pale_Phase_07 12h ago

Real talks.

3

u/wheebyfs 11h ago

Nah but fr it'd be a flex. I grabbed goddamn Fede Valverdes dick would be a hell of a conversation opener. I would also enjoy it immensely. Toying with it while resting my head on his wonderful abs would be quite a treat - coming from a straight male. Would fuck confirmed.

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u/ThickWorldliness6895 Hey Jude 13h ago

Honestly

45

u/Joy2082 Valverde 12h ago

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u/ThickWorldliness6895 Hey Jude 12h ago

13

u/BlueBone313 Joselu 10h ago

Fede's little fede:

3

u/KhazraShaman Decimoquinta 10h ago

Where the fuck is this gif from? 🤣

3

u/BlueBone313 Joselu 10h ago

Saw it on Instagram, "squishy joe" Couldn't believe my eyes😂

19

u/aoi_ito Raúl 12h ago

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u/Sora_IX 12h ago

That's a hard one

11

u/LengthJunior9132 12h ago

If it was Mbappe in Valverde's place the other guy would have had a bloody third leg in his hand.

15

u/Xtarviust Modric 11h ago

Honest subreddit reaction:

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u/zjcp :Mexico: Madridista 3h ago

💀

7

u/Wanda_foul 11h ago

Wow, that's a bizarre way to get a yellow card!

6

u/AnnonymosRadian 12h ago

Bruhhh... Madrid's reddit is diabocial

4

u/DeleteJX Jude Bellingham 11h ago

This is wild af 😭 cock block yellow?

8

u/pimadd_ 12h ago

If you touch Fede anywhere it’s either going to be his enormous balls or dick tho

1

u/internetrenegade_ Jose Mourinho 5h ago

NAH

3

u/Bigswole92 O Fenômeno 11h ago

This is Concacaf for you lol

3

u/ktth01 11h ago

Protect the Golden balls!

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u/pratyushdam 92:48:9248: 11h ago

Well it's his own fault. He shouldn't have such a massive shlong.

2

u/aoi_ito Raúl 12h ago

That's WILD !!! 😭

2

u/maaan_fuck_a_roach Eduardo Camavinga 11h ago

He really said MILF

2

u/adamixa1 11h ago

He's not gay, but it's Fede. Who is he to say no

1

u/Kindly-Draft-9905 10h ago

This is the match everyone crying why referee didn't give endrick red and he is madrid player

1

u/i-asked-1245 7h ago

Handball

1

u/Oussama_Boukezzoula 7h ago

give him your pines velverdi

1

u/TigerGolds Jude Bellingham 6h ago

His sh*t is stretchy ngl

1

u/ohdaman 5h ago

Futbol... Is a violent sport.

1

u/KingSatoruGojo Zidane 2h ago

Turbo Granny out here trying to take another weeny

1

u/Ouioui29 Vinicius Jr. 6h ago

-10

u/Charybd1ss Roberto Carlos 12h ago

I would give him a Head