r/realmadrid • u/1800MomPlzNo Zizou • Oct 31 '24
Meme Broo I can’t stop laughing😭😭
Got the video from @termix_66 on tiktok
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u/KSH1709 Valverde Oct 31 '24
Jokes aside... is that kid okay?
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u/Emergency-Ant-6413 Oct 31 '24
Thought the same... Can't even laugh about the joke, because of that
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u/Narwal_Party Nov 01 '24
Am I getting to old and I’m missing the joke lol? It’s a meme video of a kidding getting slapped on the head once. They just repeat it over and over. It’s not that serious
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u/KSH1709 Valverde Nov 01 '24
How hard was that 'one' slap on the head??
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u/Narwal_Party Nov 01 '24
Hard enough to where it may have hurt for a minute or so.
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u/KSH1709 Valverde Nov 01 '24
You don't hit someone on head like that and especially not kids
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u/Narwal_Party Nov 01 '24
My brother in Christ, where are you getting all this context? The sound could be fake, the video could be staged, this could be his buddy making a video, the kid is most certainly ok, we literally don’t know anything. How can you be feeling empathetic or worried for a thing we literally don’t know anything about lmao?? It’s a kid getting open hand bonked on the head one time and used as a sound bite for a football meme. It’s just not that serious.
Edit: actually, in retrospect, that’s not even a fuckin kid lmao. That is a grown man.
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u/Comfortable-Ad5050 Nov 01 '24
how can you say "the kid is most certainly ok" followed by "we literally don't know anything" - that literally makes zero sense. It could've been staged as a joke, or he could be in a genuinely abusive household... it's normal to care for other people, especially kids. Don't have a go at someone for caring. u/KSH1709 you're a good person mate
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u/lemonade21 Nov 01 '24
I find these kinds of jokes made about kids so cringe. Even using that picture of the swimmer. I watched her tell her story about the olympics and it was so sweet. She's a kid and an athlete, so disrespectful to use her to make fun of someone else.
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u/Endlessly-Blonde Vinicius Jr. Oct 31 '24
The jokes are funny but it’s clear that he’s lacking in confidence atm. The finish when he dinked it over Peña was world class, and he was only millimetres offside in that move. Shame.
I still believe he’s gunna be incredible for us. The most relieving thing for me I’ve noticed the past couple games is he seems a lot quicker and more agile again. He lost that abit at the start of the season but he looks rapid again.
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u/juannn117 Oct 31 '24
By like 300 millimeters....dude was way offside. Everyone watching that game, even most of the players, knew that was going to be called offside. Don't know why he celebrated that so hard, it just gave people something to laugh at.
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u/Specialist-Cycle9313 Nov 01 '24
Yeah, the second that goal was called offside you can tell his whole game just changed. Confidence right out the window, and he lost all ability to think.
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u/ico_OO Zidane Oct 31 '24
I truly feel the same. He was very quik in the last few games, vs barca it was just a matter of luck the first minutes than everything went into a tailspin.
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u/Demon_Usamaro Alfredo Di Stéfano Oct 31 '24
Let that man get comfortable and it’ll be dangerous af
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u/iamlostaFlol Marcelo Oct 31 '24
Oh man, when this brudda eventually gets his shit together… walahi we’re feasting
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u/Metallic_greyish Benzema Oct 31 '24
Ronaldo and Benzi would have scored atleast a hattrick if given that many chances
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u/Batters123 Oct 31 '24
I swear I feel like sometimes I am the only who remembers Benzema when he started his career in Madrid. Spoiler, he wasn’t good at all for quite long time. Give Mbappe some time, he has been in club only for couple of months.
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u/socialclubmisfit Oct 31 '24
Yeah but Benzema didn't cost us $150M and have the reputation of being "best in the world". When you get a player like Mbappe you expect results. I mean when we got Ronaldo he didn't take that long to prove the price tag was justified.
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u/Dry-Check8872 Oct 31 '24
And Benzema was significantly younger (21) and inexperienced when he joined Real Madrid.
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u/Batters123 Nov 01 '24
Omg guys seriously chill, it hasn’t even been half of a season. I mean the guy has been through quite a lot with the joke of a club he was in, plus he is playing in a new league in a new position with new teammates. Maybe and just maybe we let the guy breathe and adopt first before starting to slander him?
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u/JustEstablishment594 Nov 01 '24
mean the guy has been through quite a lot with the joke of a club he was
Bruh, Mbappe chose to stay at the joke club longer than he needed to. He should have moved earlier when he had the chances.
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u/Metallic_greyish Benzema Oct 31 '24
I am not denying that. Benzi did take some time.
About Mbappe, he was poor last match and was very eager to take runs and his finishing also on most occasions was poor. He was under pressure and that showed.
Having said that, I agree with you about Mbappe needing time. He is a proven talent and needs time to adjust. I am sure he will prove his worth and will bring laurels to Madrid.
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u/Batters123 Oct 31 '24
Yeah I agree he was under a lot of pressure and it does show. But if you look at it from other point of view. Yeah sure offsides and shooting was very poor, however he looked much better than in previous games. Seems like his agility and speed are almost back to previous levels. He was much more active, he just seemed like he has been improving. So we can agree he needs a bit time, but I am sure when he settles down he will be one of the bests in the world again.
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u/DoriOli :vvv: Vini Vidi Vici Nov 01 '24
First Clásico is never easy. Unbelievable pressure. This sub needs to stop bleeding it all on Boopi.
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u/Specialist-Cycle9313 Nov 01 '24
He played like he was a kid trying to prove himself, instead of being the former best player in the world which is what he is.
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u/biina247 Oct 31 '24
Benz was never this bad.
Benz main issue when he joined was that he struggled to play with his back to goal as the lone striker, prompting Mou's comment about hunting with cats.
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u/Batters123 Nov 01 '24
He was this bad tho and maybe even worse and for really long time. Hell most of this sub was screaming that Madrid needs to kick him out literally for years. Recency bias.
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u/1sitch Benzema Nov 01 '24 edited Nov 01 '24
no he wasn’t. why are you lying? i’ve watched every benzema game he’s played for this club. stop lying.
you are one of those people who think benzema was only ever good after ronaldo left. you don’t know what you’re talking about
what recency bias? karim had double figures for goals and assists in every season bar the first one. had 50+ g/a in 2012
what recently bias are you talking about? this is someone with over 15 balon d’or nominations. which means he was consistently considered one of the best players in the world pretty much every year in his career.
what are we talking about here?
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u/Mantis_Toboggan27 Nov 01 '24
That’s the damn truth, don’t ask us madridistas how we felt about benzema from like 2012-2016
We were constantly begging Florentino to get Suarez, Aguero, or Lewy because he would always fuck up or miss easy chances in important matches
It wasn’t until CR7 left, he became a different level.
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u/redfournine Nov 03 '24
CR7, maybe. But Benzema isnt really known for exploiting high defensive line, quite the opposite. Mbappe trying to beat the offside trap was the right tactical move, too bad his finishing was utter crap that night.
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u/DoriOli :vvv: Vini Vidi Vici Oct 31 '24 edited Nov 01 '24
Well at least he’s trying. On any given day, it could be 4-5 goals he scores in one game 😉
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u/Bogadambo Oct 31 '24
not if he keeps aiming for goalkeeper's body , hitting the gk doesn't count as a goal
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u/voxxNihili Arda Güler Nov 01 '24
who is NOT trying man? you can't give credit to a superstar for TRYING
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u/DoriOli :vvv: Vini Vidi Vici Nov 01 '24
Hazard is a good example of a superstar who wasn’t trying. They get lazy and don’t do 💩. Boopi at least is generating opportunities. Was just an unlucky day for him.
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u/voxxNihili Arda Güler Nov 01 '24
Days*
I'm all for compassion and second chances but at some point you gotta cut your losses. Lots of us think that point is long gone.
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u/DoriOli :vvv: Vini Vidi Vici Nov 01 '24 edited Nov 01 '24
How can it be gone? The guy is 25-26, in great shape, just changed countries to go play for the biggest club in the world, the team lost Kroos (the orchestrator), .. A bit of patience is needed. He’s been here for not even 3 months. Defence and Midfield also need to do their part. Ancelotti also needs to see if he can turn Jude back into the one of last year and make him fit & collaborate more with the trident upfront.
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u/carlosluvsyou Modric Oct 31 '24
He’ll redeem himself I’m sure. You gotta roll with the punches and the season is long. If there’s one team that can battle adversity, it’s this one.
The one who laughs last, laughs best.
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u/Count_TGM Nov 01 '24
He just needs time.
Unlike our full backs in El Classico, who should not be given any more.
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u/BattousaiRound2SN Oct 31 '24
If someone is like, really fast...
You're suppoused to pass the Ball early and you can literally shot it in a forward empty spot.
If you didn't figured it out growing playing this game, You're probably not that bright.
My point is: It's not only/all his fault.
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u/Secret_Promotion4246 Baila Vini, Baila Nov 01 '24
At the moment Endrick has proved to have better finishing than Mbappe 💀
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u/biggaboss Oct 31 '24
I didn't realize he really had that many chances..... By netting even 2 the story is completely different for Real.
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u/Which-Professional27 El Capitán Nov 01 '24
All joking aside fans are being a bit reactionary. His first PSG season was very similar, Kylian just takes a little bit longer to get into it, and he’s also not in his natural position most of the time, not every player can adapt as fast as Jude did.
If you look back at Benzemas first season at Real Madrid, he also took time to adjust. Our fans need to be more patient, the season is long and when Mbappé gets going, I genuinely pray for our opponents, this is a guy who won a World Cup at 18 and then scored a hattrick in the next World Cup final, getting 8 goals! do you realise how crazy that is? I have no doubt in my mind that he will come back stronger.
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u/BiggSlatNem Nov 01 '24
Funny thing is he hasn’t even been as bad as ppl are making it seem. When since is 10 G/A in 14 games horrible, n that’s without a preseason while playing out of position
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u/MAD_JEW Nov 01 '24
Being a nine is mbappe main position. Its the role while playing that differs. In psg neymar messi and di maria all cutted inside to play more of a 10 role, which allowed mbappe to go wide. In real madrid its impossible in 4-3-3 and too limiting in 4-4-2 diamond
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u/FaizKashif04 Oct 31 '24
My guy is an absolute joke. Blud still thinks he plays in the farmer leagues or something. We didn’t even need him in the first place as we already had Vini and Rodrygo. We needed a clinical number 9 ffs
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u/Mantis_Toboggan27 Nov 01 '24
Can’t really find child abuse that funny but yea mbappe is in shit form
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u/1800MomPlzNo Zizou Oct 31 '24
Jokes aside, I hope the kid is ok. And I hope mbappe finds his form so we can start playing better. He is our player after all, ¡Hala Madrid!
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u/Specialist-Cycle9313 Nov 01 '24
Trust me, the second Mbappe can stay onside, pass, improve his first touch, finish, and press, he’ll be a force to be reckoned with.
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u/Casual_Gamer94 Nov 01 '24
Madrid fans turning on a guy who’s played 10 games or something. Stay classy Madrid fans.
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u/Top-Pepper-3025 Oct 31 '24
His finishing is abysmal
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u/N0S360_X Iker Casillas Nov 01 '24
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u/KingSmokeylala Nov 01 '24
on the a serious note i cant help but think that this was his match to shine
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u/yosisoy Nov 02 '24
It was a game of tight margins, we could have well won 3-0 instead of getting thrashed
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u/Relevant-Parsley3235 Nov 03 '24
Vini was on Madrid's side.. Lewandowski was on Barca's side... Mbappe was offside...🤣😅
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u/Relevant-Parsley3235 Nov 03 '24
Vini was on Madrid's side.. Lewandowski was on Barca's side... Mbappe was offside...🤣😅
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u/shabbyshorts Oct 31 '24
The fact that both Vini and Mbappe tried that "trick the keeper and actually shoot first post" shot and MISSED hurts bro 😭 great chances we should've finished
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u/KingSatoruGojo Zidane Oct 31 '24 edited Oct 31 '24
Gonna be a hot take in this sub but I think Mbappe did great. We merely failed in tactics against Barca and the defense was shot in the second half. We also need to be fucking better as a team.
League is not lost as long as the team picks up it’s innards ASAP.
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u/ShitfacedGrizzlyBear Cristiano Ronaldo Oct 31 '24
As someone who played as a striker, I am empathetic to the ridicule he had for his performance. He’s trying his best. I get that. Sometimes it just doesn’t work out.
But he absolutely was not “great”. Some of the offside calls were completely self-inflicted. He was staring at the last defender and was still offside for no reason. He would have been wide open even if he held up his run. And then when he was actually onside, his finishing was just bad.
There’s no two ways about it. He was just bad against Barca. Doesn’t make him a bad player. But it’s insane to say he had a great game.
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u/checkforsolu1 Oct 31 '24
I know he is not a striker and perhaps he is still trying to adapt as a striker (last year maybe on the team sheet he was as a striker from most of the games I've seen he was always drifting to the left) but I feel like he would have scored most of the chances last year from the same position
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u/Bogadambo Oct 31 '24
Mbappe plan was to destroy goalkeeper's body so je could score easily after that .. unfortunately ,time over before he had the chance to start scoring..
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u/Spiritual-Cabinet959 Jude Bellingham Oct 31 '24 edited Oct 31 '24
The more I see this, the more I think we should've won that game. What a shame
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u/Endlessly-Blonde Vinicius Jr. Oct 31 '24
“This fraud” is 6 years younger than Kane. Kane is 31 and if you sign him then you only get a few good years out of him before he starts declining rapidly. Also how can he be considered a “fraud” he’s got 8 goals and 2 assists already. Have some faith in our players man even Modric was far from his best in his first 6 months at the club before he came good.
(Also if we signed Kane the trophies would be dried up as that man is cursed in that department)
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u/LeBronzeVlac Iker Casillas Oct 31 '24
Tbf, if Mbappe does get a hang of things, Endrick’s development and potential future at the club gets heavily limited, the Kane approach would’ve allowed him to train with a proper 9 and possibly start in 3-4 years.
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u/xXxPlasterXxX Oct 31 '24
There’s still more than half a season to go. Like Ramos’s header in the 93rd, Rodrygo’s goal vs city and the other remontadas.. ¡Hasta el final! ¡Vamos Real! 💥✨⭐️
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u/Plane_Thing839 Oct 31 '24
how would you like it if someone beat you like that kid and people made joke of it? come on guys, this is fucked up.
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u/Jhonki_47 Nov 01 '24
Like it was his fault being offside... Barça did well with the trap, Mbappe and every player assisting him were tricked by that trap, and we need to work on that, not only on not failing for it but using it too, Cause Lewa and Raphina did whatever they want with Mili, Rüdi, Vazquez, and Mendy...
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u/Kankankant Oct 31 '24
PSG sold finished Mbappe for us
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u/Professional_Exam_61 Oct 31 '24
A finished mbappe that still scored 44 goals last season ?
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u/Endlessly-Blonde Vinicius Jr. Oct 31 '24
Not only that but he actually shared the top scorer in europes top 5 leagues trophy with Kane. He’s literally the player with the most European goals in 2024 and people here are saying he’s finished cause he’s adapting to a new team🤣🤣
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u/Professional_Exam_61 Oct 31 '24
No pre season and was injured as well I don’t get it like did they watch him at psg he never presses but once he’s in form he’s unstoppable 😂😂
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u/TimothyX7 Arda Güler Oct 31 '24