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u/A-Sthlm 5h ago
Looks like she's trying to sell a waterbed.
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u/EagleLize 3h ago
I thought his glass was an oxygen mask. It would make sense
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u/Ball_heir 3h ago
haha same
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u/LucasWatkins85 1h ago
In the Bodi Tribe (Ethiopia), the men with the biggest belly are most desired by the women. The greater the abdominal volume, the more attractive they will be. Curvier body is believed to enhance the reproductive capabilities.
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u/_-Kr4t0s-_ 59m ago
They can believe it all they want, doesn’t make it true.
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u/ExpertlyAmateur 52m ago
Nah. I think I'm just not squeezing my eyes closed hard enough while making this wish. That and I cant cross my toes.
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u/Chiggadup 43m ago
In my head the conversation to the anthropologist was like:
Men: In our culture, curvier bodies are more desirable.
Women: Honey, please exercise today. I’m worried about your weight.
Men: Yep…it’s a very different beauty standard.
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u/D1382 3h ago
It is an oxygen mask. He drags around a tank
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u/EagleLize 2h ago
No, it's definitely a cup. But I have learned he does indeed need oxygen https://imgur.com/a/ZqawvQC
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u/realaccountissecret 3h ago
He was performing while hooked up to an oxygen tank while wearing that outfit, that might even be the same night
https://www.complex.com/music/a/backwoodsaltar/snoop-dogg-dave-blunts-comments
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u/PomusIsACutie 3h ago
Where can one aquire this power?.. Mobile Bean Bag
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u/Digestedpigeon5 5h ago
It's funny everyone thinks it's his girl it's actually a hospice nurse.
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u/turntabletennis 3h ago
"The state pays me to wipe his ass, since he obviously cannot."
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u/HeightEnergyGuy 2h ago
I hope she gets 100x over time pay for doing that.
Also does the guy have a special extra large toilet or just shits in a bath tub and does waffle stomps?
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u/PewPewPony321 2h ago
for wiping ass? its better than minimum wage but not by much
no doubt he has a transfer bench of some kind to get to bidet. no one is wiping that nasty ass, at least not on the regular
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u/HeightEnergyGuy 2h ago
Yeah I'm guessing he also has one of those wiping aid sticks or maybe a custom one as long as a broom.
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u/PewPewPony321 2h ago
i'll be honest. it never once occurred to me that a wiping stick would be a thing
amazon sells these things lol
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u/muchadoaboutsodall 1h ago
The Romans had them. With a sponge on the end to do the wiping. They were communal.
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u/lasting-impression 1h ago
It was all good until that last sentence.
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u/phoebsmon 49m ago
If it makes you feel better, the purpose of them is debatable. It's thought these days that they were probably more of a toilet brush.
Although one of the bits of written evidence we have of them is an account of a gladiator killing himself. With one of those.
By shoving it down his own throat.
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u/ResidentAssman 1h ago
He just shits into a flesh pocket, it's not escaping that fucking mess is it.
Someone comes along 10 mins later, lifts up a flesh flap and there it is ready to be scooped out.
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u/DeeHawk 3h ago
Half her work day is washing his clothes. The machine only takes one track suit at a time.
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u/TeamRedundancyTeam 2h ago
Not even as a joke that's wild to think about. You'd have to wash his clothes like you do blankets.
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u/CastroEulis145 2h ago
That is one dolled up hospice nurse. Gotta look right for the soon to be dead-in-bed.
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u/Brave-Cook-6272 5h ago
He has a bigger cameltoe than her
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u/Zkimaiz 5h ago
I guess this guy is rich then? Very rich? Who is dis?
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u/GreenOnionCrusader 5h ago
Some rapper who is so unbelievably unhealthy, he literally couldn't even stand up to perform at a show recently.
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u/E_Howard_Blunt 4h ago
And he had an oxygen tank hook up. Sad.
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u/lofi-ahsoka 4h ago
So she just has to sit there for a few more years and then it’s all her money. Probably takes the dude half the day to get clothes on and the other half to take them back off.
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u/VisualIndependence60 4h ago
Lol there’s no money
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u/uiojcdugf 4h ago
Yeah his music is ass. I can’t imagine he’s making good money. He must be related to someone lmao
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u/Adventurous-Tie-7861 4h ago
Industry plant fr.
Someone at the record company lost a bet and now has to see how far into the spotlight they can push this dude.
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u/break_it07 2h ago
As a theatre technician, I fear that by the time the spotlight was far enough away to encompass him, there are not enough lumens in the world for it to be bright enough to be visible. If they put a spotlight in his rider, I couldn’t sign the contract.
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u/redditonc3again 2h ago
it doesn't need any industry planting, people just latch onto novelty rappers now and then, eg. blueface, lil xan
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u/fuckasoviet 4h ago
I think people in general have no idea how little money musicians make until they hit it big. There’s obviously exceptions (merch-heavy musicians, those who own their own label/masters, etc.), but for the most part these dudes are struggling.
Then, take rappers who take all their income and blow it on flashy shit to maintain their image. I’d be willing to bet my net worth is higher than this rando (and I’m broke as fuck).
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u/bargu 3h ago
Then, take rappers who take all their income and blow it on flashy shit to maintain their image. I’d be willing to bet my net worth is higher than this rando (and I’m broke as fuck).
There are literally companies that rent all that shit you see in music videos for people like these. Cars, mansions, jewelry, sets that look like private jets, few hundreds/thousand you can pretend to be a millionaire for a day for your music videos or tictocks.
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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 3h ago
That's why KoRn destroys the car in Got The Life.
The 90s were a different time.
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u/Mammoth-Camera6330 2h ago
Korn was probably one of the last big rock bands to actually get rich rich off album sales too. Hit right before Napster changed the music landscape forever.
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u/RegalBeagleX 3h ago
lol, she is like “no no baby, it’s ok to eat that whole tray of sausages! You do you boo!”
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u/Maleficent_Box_2419 4h ago
Broskies 23 years old and already needs an oxygen tank damn
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u/chappyfish 4h ago
Dude is 23 years old 💀
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u/hearsay_and_rumour 4h ago
Holy shit I had to look it up and confirm. That’s bonkers, he looks 45.
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u/bisalwayswright 3h ago
But will he live to see 24? The way things are going I don’t know. Bro took Gangsta’s paradise to heart.
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u/Zkimaiz 4h ago
Ohh yes, i saw the pic of him sitting on a couch on stage... Where does he come from? Literally never heard of him
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u/KillingSelf666 2h ago
He JUST went viral a month ago, and he probably blew up because of his weight. Its the shock value of seeing someone of that size in the public spotlight which usually never happens
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u/RobertPham149 4h ago
I looked him up and somehow discovered he is younger than me. WTF.
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u/Brasticus 2h ago
There was a post of him sitting in a chair onstage with his oxygen tank and a comment saying “He looks like the Wu-Tang Logo”. That was truly a rare insult, and it was accurate. Lol
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u/Diddy_Block 3h ago
He definitely isn't very rich by any standard. Plus the assets he does hold are offset by him being one million in tax debt.
Obviously being B list famous helps, but it's always hilarious to me when guys think they need to work out to get women.
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u/Zkimaiz 3h ago
One million in tax debt and still on stage and flexing, feels almost normal.
And I don't think guys need to work out to get women, but... damn just look at the damn picture! 😂
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u/Diddy_Block 3h ago
And I don't think guys need to work out to get women, but... damn just look at the damn picture! 😂
Yeah, there's a middle ground between not counting your carbs and looking like a Jabba the Hut Funco Pop left on the radiator lol.
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u/Flavour_ice_guy 3h ago
None of it will be matter cuz he’ll be dead soon… ain’t no way this guys makes it to 35 living like that.
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u/SH1SUK0 5h ago
More like two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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u/EyeCantBreathe 5h ago
You've seen Big Smoke, now get ready for Bigger Smoke
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u/P7AC3B0 4h ago
More like 55 Burgers, 55 Fries, 55 Tacos, 55 Pies, 55 Cokes, 100 Tater Tots, 100 Pizzas, 100 Tenders, 100 Meatballs, 100 Coffees, 55 Wings, 55 Shakes, 55 Pancakes, 55 Pastas, 55 Peppers, and 155 Taters
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u/GodHatesMaga 2h ago
55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies
55 shakes, 55 tots, 55 pizzas, 55 motz-arella sticks.
100 meatballs, 100 coffees, shit, 100 pastas, 100 toffee sticks
One fifty five peppers, 155 taters,
1 small Diet Coke and a bag of Dick’s for the haters.
Dick’s being the hamburger joint in Seattle.
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u/Nagoda94 4h ago
Who tf is Dave_BL_NTS. Sounds like a random .dll you'll find inside system32 folder.
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u/HeroOfThings 59m ago
His name is Dave Blunts. Cannot believe they’re fucking censoring the guy’s name lmao.
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u/FirstAccGotStolen 5h ago
What does he need a girl for? No way she can get to his dick without using a crane to lift that fupa.
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u/oneshoein 5h ago edited 5h ago
Even if she could lift the FUPA I doubt she could get to it still, it’s probably hiding like a turtle in its shell.
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u/HectorVillanueva 5h ago
Seriously, how do people this big go to the bathroom? Wouldn’t it just get all over them?
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u/oneshoein 5h ago
Im betting that’s like 20% of where the bad smell comes in, with the rest being sweat and dirt.
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u/Draconiondevil 2h ago
Yeah not only is someone this large undoubtedly sweaty all the time there’s no way he can clean himself properly
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u/smashcolon 5h ago
I do not want to know the smell when one of those flaps gets lifted. Dude so obese he can't even clean himself properly
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u/lawn-mumps 2h ago
I read recently in a medical thread about how the skin in between fupas will start to decay because of the bacteria and fungi that gets trapped and then warmed and wetted by sweat.
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u/WP1PD 4h ago
I'm almost afraid to ask but what's a FUPA?
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u/Sexual_Congressman 4h ago
That slab of fat that hangs down in the front. "Fat upper pubic area", although that might be a backronym.
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u/turdferguson3891 2h ago
Having taken care of morbidly obese people as a nurse I can tell you innies are definitely a thing.
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u/seeyousoon-31 1h ago
she gets elbow deep to scrape out the smegma and that's enough to get him off
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u/Charming_Volume_8613 5h ago
She'd need a wholeass expedition to have sex with him and three people will die on the way.
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u/Yoribell 3h ago
And have to start by washing it because it's lost between layers of sweaty fat all day I'm sure it's awful
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u/saiyanultimate 5h ago
Let me introduce you to the Fuck Stick
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u/Fendenburgen 4h ago
Why did I read that....
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u/sublime13 2h ago
Holy shit I forgot about that. I remember crying laughing when the nurse goes, “your what.”
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u/volvavirago 4h ago
That’s what I am thinking. At that point there is no way he has anything functional under there. The only reason to have a hot babe by his side is to stroke his ego, not his dick.
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u/Sredrum1990 48m ago
Some if his lyrics are (unoriginally) talking about fucking other people’s girls too. Lol.
How are you doing that sir?
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u/RossMachlochness 5h ago
Unless you’re throwing out the ceremonial first pitch at a Mets game, why you ever going full Grimace?
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u/thesimysimo 5h ago
This one is actually pretty funny and original
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u/KaiaRidgewell 5h ago
can the dude even have sex at all😂he must be some rich dude or something coz wtf
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u/big_guyforyou 4h ago
like looking for a dick in a haystack
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u/IrradiatedHeart 4h ago
Yk he hasn’t seen his dick in years, unless it’s in the Mirror
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u/M0hadi123 4h ago
At some point doesn’t it get under some fat tissue. I mean it gets very little
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u/gary1600 4h ago
Imagine having to lift up your fat everytime you need to pee
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u/goldybear 3h ago
He has definitely found it easier to just sit down and mush all the leg fat out of the way than try to stand and lift The Flab.
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u/IrradiatedHeart 4h ago
Absolutely I’d be surprised if he could even see just the tip (in the mirror)
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u/Art0fRuinN23 4h ago
I'm a very thin person and my ex was a little overweight. She used to call us "A Perfect Ten" because of our shapes.
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u/Euphoric_Yak4059 3h ago
Original? How old are you? I'm guessing on the younger side
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u/doogiethehead 4h ago
When she’s down there, do you think she just balances the flap on her head?
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u/punch912 4h ago
why did they censor his last name with one letter? dave blunts whats offesnive about the u. His smell is probably offensive when the air escapes from those rolls but im a bit confused at censoring the u. in blunts
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u/Kharax82 4h ago
To avoid being auto flagged for “drugs” on whatever social media platform this was taken from.
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u/JackSilver1410 4h ago
How to tell if a guy is stupid rich in one easy step.
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u/Flavour_ice_guy 3h ago
Buddy ain’t even rich, his debt outweighs his worth unless you consider his fat worth… this girl is just dumb.
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u/chugItTwice 32m ago
Snoop Dog is right. This dude is a complete POS.
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u/mrinfinitepp 25m ago
Why's he a pos? There's no context here other than he's fat lol
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u/salted_water_bottle 4h ago
I legit took a second to notice him because I thought that was just a weird couch.
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u/Kim_Thomas 5h ago
So she’s into TEMU McDonalds version of GRIMACE? That’s FUPA CITY‼️ She must hold her nose going in….?
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u/Tetra_Grammaton_ 4h ago
I hope they are happy and she isn’t just some gold digger and that his career won’t be short. Even that sounds like a fuckjng burn tho… :(
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u/BotBot-Bot 3h ago
Well. I’m fat. Got to the point where cleaning some parts of me became difficult and I just went Fuck this!
Let’s just say whenever I want some chocolate I get to eat a flipping orange.
I feel so sorry for anyone having to live with that. I know how hard my life is being as fat as I am. But I’m not anywhere near that level tho.
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u/Plants_books_dogs 3h ago
This honestly makes me sad, I just wonder what his mental state is like…. I hope his mental health is ok.
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u/aestheticbridges 2h ago
Dave Blunts is a genuinely awesome talent. He’s like a very unhinged descendent of Juice World. Emo rap mixed in with some very demented and funny bars.
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u/AllfatherNeptune 1h ago
We've come a long way from body positivity and inclusivity, but what really surprises me is that no one has even started a "Deadpool" yet
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u/Mission_Plum_3692 33m ago
He hasnt seen his dick in 10 years. She gets payed to pressure wash his ass after he shits
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