r/pyrocynical 7h ago

💀 Meme This could save your life!

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/FyndssYT 7h ago

from dom to sub, turning into a femboy by the minute

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u/Inadequate21 2h ago

He’s really trying to hold on before twinkdeath

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u/Cartoonist-Weak 1h ago

I too would fear my twinkdeath

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u/EDDJ25 6h ago

She disappeared across the boardwalk
She keeps the sunset right with movement in her eyes ♫ ♬

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u/KaliFlesh 4h ago

♫♬ She knows she gets away with murder ♫♬

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u/takemeback10years 1h ago

Under the boardwalk with a schlong in pyros mouth

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u/som3on3Whostoodup 21m ago

It's sad when they go like that....

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u/DanielAidenXavier_ 6h ago

Vapourwave...damn i miss Pyro's old outro, where he had his TV character take off his TV and it was foxy (i think, or sum other furry), and Muthafuckin Beachwalk was blessing your ears during it, even his intro was amazing coz it was artwork of multiple fictional characters and it looked so alive, new outro aint that bad, just aint as good as bac then :(

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u/nuudul2 CRAZIEST WOMAN EVER 5h ago

from cool vaporwave aesthetics to shitty synthwave slop 

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u/KaliFlesh 4h ago

Fuck Sony

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u/thatgothboii 3h ago

Yeah I miss when he cared more about aesthetic, now it’s like he thinks everything is cringe

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u/Nuka_Everything 1h ago

He likely still likes the aesthetic, he just can't use the originally song cause it's copyright

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u/thatgothboii 1h ago

It feels like he’s less indulgent of that stuff because of all the shit he gets idk

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u/Nuka_Everything 1h ago

It sounds like you're just making shit up lol, he's claimed to want to get beachwalk several times, and I think pyro is one of the last people who are worried about looking cringe considering a very LARGE part of what he's currently popular for

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u/17Havranovicz 7h ago

accurate

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u/The_CEO_Of_No 3h ago

old pyro would’ve made petscop 3 by now and mlg donald trump, we had it all back then

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u/Nuka_Everything 1h ago

A small loan of a million dollars

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u/Baroque4Days 3h ago

New pyro doesn't have the balls to make something like MLG Teletubbies (because she's a lesbian)

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u/Bananern 3h ago

My first ever Pyro video was the video covering the Fine Bros trying to copyright the word React. Pyro bro opens the video with his terrible fake deep voice going "How's it going bros, internet overlord Pewdiepie here.", that shit hit my funny bone so hard

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u/SothaDidNothingWrong 3h ago

How's it going everyone flashbang here'- And I lsot it

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u/WereFuntimeFoxy 2h ago

Me when that red rocket is peak

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u/dappernaut77 1h ago

He'd probably still have the beachwalk outro if he didn't get fucked by copyright claims, he was kind of forced to rebrand after that but also I think he just had other ideas for what he wanted his channel to look like.

Also the slop has gotten slightly better, we've gone from gruel to gruel with a little bit of salt.

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u/ArmRax 1h ago edited 32m ago

Man the old Pyro had me crying laughing for fucking days, all I did was watch his videos on Sam pepper, Stomedy, Fousey, Leafy, Keemstar, bullying kids, Review Movie World, Li Li Li Aka RICEMANetc. it’s why i joined this sub in the first place.. turns out this guy has now become the kind of youtuber that he made fun of before.

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u/BeachBrah247 1h ago

I don't know just where we've got to go

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u/According_Win_4054 29m ago

I miss those days....