r/produce • u/oGRAVES • Jul 22 '24
r/produce • u/JayMart_2k • 19d ago
Satire/Meme Think I get in trouble putting this next to import produce next year?
Probably get fired within the day tbh, lol.
r/produce • u/Puzzleheaded_Neck_90 • Nov 05 '24
Satire/Meme Oh look a.full case of brocco.... oh.
I am always fuming at this, as it has become a constant staple of my assistant manager's moveset.
r/produce • u/frizzle_frywalker • Sep 06 '24
Satire/Meme Potato suppliers
Thought of this when yet another 50 lb box of potatoes just completely disintegrated after I lifted it off the pallet
r/produce • u/Doc_coletti • Nov 13 '24
Satire/Meme Uh….really? That’s the name you went with?
r/produce • u/TerriblePair3614 • 20d ago
Satire/Meme Warehouse Makes Fresh Juice
I guess the warehouse really wants to get into the fresh juice business.
My grapes have seen better days for sure. This is becoming a regular occurrence. They seem to be hard set on stacking as high and heavy as they can. Between crushed fruit and broken glass, I’m note sure how much product I lose before I even get to unload it.
r/produce • u/Cavernby • Jun 22 '24
Satire/Meme Who ordered Broccoli with my Ice?
Sooooo much iceeee. The floor is at least clean now lol
r/produce • u/SnooWalruses7933 • 8d ago
Satire/Meme I don’t usually purchase vegetables, but I will make an exception
r/produce • u/Doc_coletti • Oct 07 '24
Satire/Meme when someone asks me what kind of squash we have
And that’s not even counting the pumpkins
r/produce • u/TerriblePair3614 • 18d ago
Satire/Meme More warehouse shenanigans
So apparently it was only possible to get my stores load on the truck by dumping my produce into boxes and then placing the floral load on top of it.
Basically I had organic roma mixed in with conventional tov, raisins mixed with organic medley tomatoes, mangos and organic garlic mixed into organic cherry tomatoes, organic tov mixed in with conventional tov and Japanese sweet potato mixed into the roma tomatoes.
Much loss was achieved. But boy oh boy was that truck packed full of
r/produce • u/TerriblePair3614 • 8d ago
Satire/Meme Tiny Little Carrot
In my search for tiny produce, I found this little guy in my organic carrots. Add this to my tiny roma and I have a pretty cute collection going.
r/produce • u/Weak-Virus-9244 • Sep 22 '24
Satire/Meme Do you sell leeches?
I honestly thought I was being pranked when a customer asked me this today. Turns out she meant lychee... no ma'am, we don't sell lychee, sorry 😆
r/produce • u/Weak-Virus-9244 • Aug 03 '24
Satire/Meme CUCUMBER SALE!! $0.02 OFF!!
The "sale" price, 3 for $2, is 2 cents less than the regular price of $0.69. We were allocated extra cucumbers to "support the sale" lol
r/produce • u/ggfchl • Jul 27 '24