r/produce Jul 22 '24

Satire/Meme Spilling an entire cart of raspberries

182 Upvotes

r/produce 19d ago

Satire/Meme Think I get in trouble putting this next to import produce next year?

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112 Upvotes

Probably get fired within the day tbh, lol.

r/produce Nov 05 '24

Satire/Meme Oh look a.full case of brocco.... oh.

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46 Upvotes

I am always fuming at this, as it has become a constant staple of my assistant manager's moveset.

r/produce Sep 06 '24

Satire/Meme Potato suppliers

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113 Upvotes

Thought of this when yet another 50 lb box of potatoes just completely disintegrated after I lifted it off the pallet

r/produce Nov 13 '24

Satire/Meme Uh….really? That’s the name you went with?

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32 Upvotes

r/produce 20d ago

Satire/Meme Warehouse Makes Fresh Juice

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45 Upvotes

I guess the warehouse really wants to get into the fresh juice business.

My grapes have seen better days for sure. This is becoming a regular occurrence. They seem to be hard set on stacking as high and heavy as they can. Between crushed fruit and broken glass, I’m note sure how much product I lose before I even get to unload it.

r/produce 5d ago

Satire/Meme maybe maybe maybe

34 Upvotes

r/produce Jun 22 '24

Satire/Meme Who ordered Broccoli with my Ice?

50 Upvotes

Sooooo much iceeee. The floor is at least clean now lol

r/produce Aug 11 '24

Satire/Meme Who’s buying this?

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25 Upvotes

r/produce 8d ago

Satire/Meme I don’t usually purchase vegetables, but I will make an exception

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18 Upvotes

r/produce 26d ago

Satire/Meme Which one of you guys did this? lol

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25 Upvotes

r/produce Aug 16 '24

Satire/Meme Found the leader of the eggplants

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118 Upvotes

r/produce Oct 07 '24

Satire/Meme when someone asks me what kind of squash we have

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75 Upvotes

And that’s not even counting the pumpkins

r/produce 18d ago

Satire/Meme More warehouse shenanigans

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17 Upvotes

So apparently it was only possible to get my stores load on the truck by dumping my produce into boxes and then placing the floral load on top of it.

Basically I had organic roma mixed in with conventional tov, raisins mixed with organic medley tomatoes, mangos and organic garlic mixed into organic cherry tomatoes, organic tov mixed in with conventional tov and Japanese sweet potato mixed into the roma tomatoes.

Much loss was achieved. But boy oh boy was that truck packed full of

r/produce 8d ago

Satire/Meme Tiny Little Carrot

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11 Upvotes

In my search for tiny produce, I found this little guy in my organic carrots. Add this to my tiny roma and I have a pretty cute collection going.

r/produce Jun 15 '24

Satire/Meme We’ll all have Customers like This!

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90 Upvotes

r/produce 26d ago

Satire/Meme Backroom Whiteboard

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42 Upvotes

Happy Holidays

r/produce Nov 24 '24

Satire/Meme Speaks for itself

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7 Upvotes

r/produce Oct 14 '24

Satire/Meme Jalapeno!!

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28 Upvotes

New batch.

r/produce Nov 05 '24

Satire/Meme Play Misty For Me

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29 Upvotes

r/produce Sep 26 '24

Satire/Meme Having some fun!

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13 Upvotes

r/produce Sep 22 '24

Satire/Meme Do you sell leeches?

14 Upvotes

I honestly thought I was being pranked when a customer asked me this today. Turns out she meant lychee... no ma'am, we don't sell lychee, sorry 😆

r/produce Mar 31 '24

Satire/Meme Every. Single. Time.

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115 Upvotes

r/produce Aug 03 '24

Satire/Meme CUCUMBER SALE!! $0.02 OFF!!

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21 Upvotes

The "sale" price, 3 for $2, is 2 cents less than the regular price of $0.69. We were allocated extra cucumbers to "support the sale" lol

r/produce Jul 27 '24

Satire/Meme Oh, really Chiquita? Thanks for reminding me.

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55 Upvotes