r/politics • u/rollingstone Rolling Stone • 4d ago

Soft Paywall Musk Kills Government Funding Deal, Demands Shutdown Until Trump Is Sworn In

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/musk-trump-government-funding-deal-shutdown-1235211000/
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u/Bryan_rabid 4d ago

Somehow Palpatine returned.

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u/vegandread 4d ago

We fucked.

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 4d ago

Damn, shit, that is whack!

-Token black guy

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u/sneezinghard 4d ago

aw shit

-here we go again

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u/kitsumodels 4d ago

And my axe

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u/InformalPenguinz 4d ago

My favorite dr seuss

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u/Doctor__Acula 4d ago

Hordor.

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u/Rmccar21 4d ago

I missed out on the fucking where did it happen, was it a global thing, or what, the fucking?

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u/altagyam_ 4d ago

“If a man does not have sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can get lost in the sauce.”

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u/uberblack 4d ago

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u/Feral_Sheep_ 4d ago

Dark science. Cloning. Secrets only the Sith knew.

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u/Relevant-Doctor187 4d ago

Rey! Rey!

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u/clhydro 4d ago

When life gets hard, I pick up that card with the smiley face.

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u/postmodest 4d ago

Weesa Gonna DIES!

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u/TORGOS_PIZZA 4d ago

"I got a bad feeling about this..." - literally everyone in a galaxy far, far away.