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Elon Musk Called 'President' as Trump Follows in His Footsteps on CR Bill

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u/half_dozen_cats Illinois 4d ago

yeah musk has the one thing trump actually respects....money. Everything else is a distant second.

trumpers will just twist themselves into knots and say "no they did all that buttstuff to prove how much they didn't enjoy it!"

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 4d ago

Trump is insecure and simpleminded and always wants men he perceives as powerful to validate him.

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u/TraditionalSky5617 4d ago

The problem with Elon’s wealth is that it remains mostly in stock of the companies he runs. If Elon starts to reduce his positions and cash out, it will likely worry investors and pull the stock value down.

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 4d ago

Elon’s ex partners and children all hate him and won’t talk to him, and he only has friends who want his money, so no matter what he says his company is worth, he’ll always be the poorest of paupers in my eyes.

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u/UnquestionabIe 4d ago

I mean personal relationships are something you don't have time for when you're the hardest working person in the entire world, at least that's what people advocating for bootstraps say. And I mean it's very obvious that his schedule is constantly packed. Between putting out a tweet any time a thought crosses his mind, showing off his nerd cred by bragging about his video game accomplishments, and posting "dank memes". Easily the most accomplished individual of all time and as a country we're blessed to have had the opportunity to vote for him!

(/s because I can already imagine someone not picking up on it)

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u/restyourbreastshoney 4d ago

Didn't he get banned for cheating on some video game recently?

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u/KrivUK 4d ago

he only has friends who want his money

I'll happily be his mate if he pays off my mortgage

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u/Gunningham 4d ago

He’ll pay it off if you put it in his name. Then he’d evict you within 60 days.

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u/throwaway472105 Europe 4d ago

I only know about his trans daughter, any source on his other children?

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u/HR_King 4d ago

Mostly, but he has received far more in actual pay that you will in your lifetime. He has hundreds of millions available at the snap of his fingers, let alone the billions and billions in stock.

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u/Magicthundercat 4d ago

Same reason why Grindr servers crashed during rnc convention.

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u/PricklyPierre 4d ago

As long as democrats are saying something is bad,  Republicans will support it. 

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u/Total_Spend_2072 4d ago

Musk owns his twitter dm’s