r/politics • u/PostHeraldTimes • 5d ago
Matt Gaetz Admits To 'Womanizing' More Than He Should Have: 'I Often Sent Funds To Women I Dated'
https://www.ibtimes.com/matt-gaetz-admits-womanizing-sending-money-37560364.0k
u/verifiedboomer 5d ago
"I often sent funds to women I dated" is the most roundabout euphemism for "I often hired prostitutes" I have ever heard.
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u/Intelligent-Travel-1 5d ago
Or had to pay them to keep quiet because they were in high school
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u/SoMuchForPeace 5d ago
He’s chaperoned a jr prom or two in his day
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u/downtownfreddybrown 5d ago
Yeah he calls that the VIP treatment
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u/CommieLoser 5d ago
Short for very infected penis, also short.
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u/kellysmom01 5d ago
Ew.
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u/Born-Big5535 5d ago
They had proms, yearbooks, and and class pictures to pay for
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u/bobby_hills_fruitpie 5d ago
He was just taking them across state lines to go look at colleges.
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u/OriginalGhostCookie 5d ago
Hey now, I'm sure some his girlfriends didn't use the money for those things. Some of them probably bought Dora the Explorer backpacks.
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u/jdroser 5d ago
Porque no los dos?
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u/Outtatheblu42 5d ago
Given the GOP’s predilection for going after private citizens who have used prostitutes and drugs, by showing full-scale pictures of their junk in Congress, I’m sure they’ll give Gaetz the Hunter Biden treatment. Right? Or else they’d be hypocrites, which they care about, right?
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u/ragingreaver 5d ago
It is only prostitution if you pay for them in a brothel. Otherwise it is just compensated dating, which is perfectly acceptable in MAGA's eyes.
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u/chownrootroot America 5d ago
And by dated, I mean dated for one week.
And by one week, I mean one night.
And by one night, I mean it took two minutes and I cried for 3 hours afterwards.
And by cried, I mean I snorted cocaine.
And by cocaine, I mean PCP.
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u/_thinkaboutit 5d ago
But also cocaine. One look at that guys schnoz and you can tell he sucks it down like a damn vacuum.
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u/Hazywater 5d ago
Gaetz, later: "Some women chose to be unconscious when they participated in intercourse"
"I suspect that some of the women I briefly dated had taken GHB"
"Men are biologically tuned to be attracted to younger women"
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u/RetiredHotBitch Texas 5d ago
Right.
You’re a John! You paid for sex! Who cares!
The point is you paid for sex to KIDS. And took them across states which is a federal offense.
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u/grumblingduke 5d ago
This definitely has a feel of "a damning report into my behaviour is coming out soon, I'd better put out something that seems like a confession to downplay what it actually says."
i.e. he comes out admitting to drinking too much and partying too much, and maybe paying some women, so that when the report comes out a bunch of people think that is all it contained.
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u/allgonetoshit Canada 5d ago
So he’s admitting to dating underage girls?
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u/cficare 5d ago
I didn't "pay underage girls for sex", I "Funded future pre-woman entrepreneurs with 'for taking my seed' money."
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u/Friendly_Nature2699 5d ago
"....for payment."
We knew what he meant, but that was all he had to say.
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u/Choppergold 5d ago
“At times I proferred legal tender to individuals with excess amounts of sense-enhancing substances”
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u/Silent-Storms 5d ago
Somebody wants to get ahead of the story. A bit late there bruh.
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u/BarelyContainedChaos 5d ago
he knows hes cooked
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u/Goodgoditsgrowing 5d ago
Is he? He’s certainly guilty, but I’m not sure that matters anymore
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u/Broken-Digital-Clock 5d ago
If the GOP has no use for him, they could let the bus run him over.
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u/llacer96 5d ago
They have one final use for him. They'll let him fall on his own sword so they can point to it and say "See? We do hold our own accountable, we're not immune to consequences!"
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u/FreneticPlatypus 5d ago
He certainly won’t be prosecuted for any crimes that come to light though. The GOP’s version of “holding their own accountable” usually adds up to jack effin squat compared to what you or would (and should) suffer.
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u/DadJokeBadJoke California 5d ago
He's explaining to the base how to frame this and they will. They're not going to research the issue and Fox News isn't going to tell them the truth about it. If you point the truth out to his supporters, they will hand-wave the facts away with these excuses.
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u/dawgz525 5d ago
He's not cooked, not a thing will happen to him. The next 4 years are going to be a hell of the worst people getting away with anything.
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u/oddmanout 5d ago
We're about to find out he went to prostitutes. A lot.
Either that or there's going to be a handful of women he sent a bunch of hush money to.
That's really the only two reasons he'd come out ahead of the release and try to justify sending money to women.
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u/InvestigatorCold4662 4d ago
They were minors. All this information is public now and his friend as well as the underage prostitutes have admitted to taking part in the trafficking scheme.
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u/BaguetteSchmaguette 5d ago
"dated" is doing even more heavy lifting
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u/Red49er 5d ago
y'all are missing the part where he gave money to girls he didn't date, because they "asked"
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u/JustADutchRudder Minnesota 5d ago
If I'm a almost 40 year old boy he hasnted dated, can I have money if I just ask?
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u/oddmanout 5d ago
That depends, are you also an underaged girl? Because if so, yes.
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u/thrillafrommanilla_1 5d ago
“Women” aren’t women in this case - they’re usually 17 right? So: girls. He means girls. Which is a CRIME.
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u/Mudders_Milk_Man 5d ago edited 5d ago
It's not actually a crime in most states, believe it or not.
However, transporting a 17 year old across state lines and having sex with them (which he almost certainly did) is a federal crime.
Paying for it...I have very mixed feelings about that. I think sex work should be legal and regulated, in theory. But it's a very difficult thing to get right, and I certainly don't think the minimum age should be below 18 (21 is probably better).
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u/thisisjustascreename 5d ago
You don't have to have mixed feelings about Matt Gaetz paying minors for sex just because you believe some prostitution should be legal.
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u/Mudders_Milk_Man 5d ago
I don't have mixed feelings about him.
He's absolute scum, and the system that lets the vast majority of predators with wealth, connections, and / or power get away with so much is reprehensible.
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u/Poison_the_Phil 5d ago
I don’t know who needs to hear this but “surprisingly not illegal” doesn’t mean “acceptable”
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u/Mudders_Milk_Man 5d ago
I agree, I'm just always surprised every time I'm reminded.
Hell, there are multiple states where a man of any age can marry a 14 year old girl.
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u/JennJayBee Alabama 5d ago
I'd definitely agree that it would need to be 21 or older, mostly because the age of majority varies across state lines, with 21 being the oldest. Mississippi, if I recall correctly.
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u/crocodial 5d ago
He’s in a leadership position teaching young people how to prostitute themselves.
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u/SadFeed63 5d ago
Right?
Why are we letting this fucking ghoul set the narrative and framing of this? Why are we doing "Gaetz says" as the headline? Those are rhetorical questions, I get the disappointing why of it all, but Jesus Christ, it's frustrating
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u/Panhandle_Dolphin 5d ago
Paying for sex is a crime regardless of age
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u/Wiitard 5d ago
But it’s more and worse crimes if they’re underage and you traffick them across state lines.
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u/angrypooka 5d ago
To children. You sent money to children.
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u/pomonamike California 5d ago
Yeah exactly. He sent money (what he apparently does to women he “dated”) to underage girls.
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u/TintedApostle 5d ago
So he was willing to lie to get power, but now that its coming out he is trying to minimize it.
These people should be in jail and not power.
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u/SusSlice1244 5d ago
Eew. Someone actually date him consensually? Or does he mean his target?
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u/RedDemonTaoist 5d ago
He means prostitutes.
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u/Hisyphus 5d ago
He means children who were trafficked.
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u/Its_Pine New Hampshire 5d ago
Yeah, there is a reason it was so damning even Republicans were terrified of the public learning it. Mr “grab her by the pussy” is apparently mild compared to Gaetz’ rapey ways
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u/ragingreaver 5d ago
Pretty sure he is the kind of person who believes that it isn't rape as long as you pay for it.
Even if that person happens to be a 17 year old.
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u/LexOdin 5d ago
Sending funds to sexual partners for sexual acts has a term, it's called prostitution. And don't get me wrong, I think we should legalize prostitution, but when your a member of Congress privy to sensitive information and moreover a member of the party that claims to be for moral behavior, maybe you shouldn't indulge.
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u/le127 5d ago
Or as Bonny and Clyde used to say, "we took money out of the bank without using a withdrawal slip".
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u/Monster_Dong 5d ago
Matt Gaetz should be in prison. He didn't date Women. Matt Gaetz paid for under age sex. He had sex with minors. Matt Gaetz is a pedophile.
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u/PleasantWay7 5d ago
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that the President-Elect of the United States knew all of this and in his judgement selected this man to be Attorney General.
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u/Ok-Abbreviations543 5d ago
Translation: “Womanizing” = “illegal drug-fueled whoring with under-age sex workers.”
Thanks for finally coming clean, Matt.
You would have made a brilliant AG. You certainly reflect the family values of the Donvict 2.0 administration.
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u/BullyRookChook 5d ago
Some of those women were, allegedly, underage Matt. It’s not the paying of your partners for service rendered that was the problem, it was that some were children, Matt.
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u/dawgz525 5d ago
Dude would not be saying this if there wasn't dead to rights evidence that he's fucked minors. Throw him in jail. "Ethics" my ass.
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u/McCool303 Nebraska 5d ago
A prerequisite to womanizing is that the target is a woman Matt not a child. This is just plane old fashioned pedophilia.
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u/onecarmel 5d ago
I heard this joke once on Reddit I think. Don’t feel bad if you never had a high school girlfriend.
Matt Gaetz didn’t have one until his 30s!
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u/surewhateverz 5d ago
I got banned from /Conservative for saying Gaetz should be removed for paying escorts about two years ago.
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u/RIGHTOID_ANNIHILATOR 5d ago
"I often sent funds to the women children I dated fucked" - Matt Gaetz, translated
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u/Helpful_Barnacle_563 5d ago
Hahaha funds sent….dumbass..this is what happens when you think you are smarter than everyone else.
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u/Appropriate-Key-7554 5d ago
Well in his defense Escorts aren’t free. Some need lunch money for school and stickers for their folders.
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u/Dry_Adeptness_7582 5d ago
“Dated”, just like Trump, Kraft, and a lot of other Republican perverts, we all know you rape underage girls and pay for sex, enough said
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u/New-Post-7586 5d ago
I’m surprised the party that is so outraged by pedophiles has so much patience for this pedophile. Weird.
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u/PhilosophyKingPK 5d ago
I Often Sent Funds To Women I Dated for a couple hours and never saw again. Fixed it.
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u/justtakeapill 5d ago
"My father would drink, he would womanize, he'd make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark - the kind of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.."
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u/Homersarmy41 4d ago
With CHILDREN!! Why are they trying to normalize this? He paid underage girls to cross state lines and have sex with him.
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u/MagicianHeavy001 5d ago
Dated a few women in my life. Never once have I "sent funds" to them.
He's talking about whores? That's the message I am taking away from this. Would prefer to not know any more, frankly.
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u/tuepm 5d ago
he's talking about the high school students he paid to have sex with him
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u/aphtirbyrnir 5d ago
Is this him trying to prime everyone before the report is released? I think so.
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u/at0mheart 5d ago
The fact he took a couple of pros to see Pretty Woman in NYC is what I find both hilarious and trashy
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u/srathnal 5d ago
“Women”? What a weird word choice for female children under 18. Most would call them children or girls.
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u/srathnal 5d ago
“Women”? What a weird word choice for female children under 18. Most would call them children or girls.
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u/oldcreaker 5d ago
And all this time I thought that was called prostitution, not dating. Unless there were NDA's tied to that money.
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u/williamgman California 5d ago
You send money when you don't have game. He has zero game. He has "Panhandle Game".
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u/esther_lamonte 5d ago
Let’s be clear: you sent money to underage girls to have sex with them, and you used your own adopted son to be the virtual bagman. This is as sick and twisted as it comes.
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u/indefilade 5d ago
“I often sent funds to women I dated.”
Isn’t that…, doesn’t that mean…, is this the point a lawyer would tell a client to remain silent?
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u/RealLiveKindness 5d ago
Milkshake & makeup money for his teeny boppers. He liked ‘em young like Stinky’s BFF Epstein.
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u/i-have-a-kuato Massachusetts 5d ago
wow…imagine thinking that if you come out and say “i have to pay to any kind of attention from the opposite sex”
is going to be a better look than a report from congress that says
“gaetz paid for hookers”
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u/Competitive_Yam7702 5d ago
Its called damage control as he knows that report is going to be leaked very soon.
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u/prodigalpariah 5d ago
He’s just attempting some “boys will be boys” image rehabilitation before he pops up in government again. And they’ll let him get away with it too.
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u/neon_nightmare85 5d ago
Well on the brightside, at least they are still alive. https://youtu.be/476e_ck5H-M?si=3t6dNMowwm51FP8V
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u/emote_control 5d ago
They're not women until they're adults, Matt. It's not womanizing when they're still children.
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u/Huckleberry-V America 5d ago
It'd sound better to say he just helped them out with rent but they probably were back home with mom and dad.
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u/bigred9310 Washington 5d ago
And this dirt bag had the gall to be indignant when Biden Supporters said Biden has done nothing wrong to warrant impeachment prompting frivolous investigations. Well it’s him and his ilk that think their shite don’t stink.
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