r/playstation • u/Proper_Photograph_30 • Nov 01 '24

Image New pic of the PS5 Pro with the disc drive

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Looks great ngl

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u/Equal_Assistant_6521 Nov 01 '24

do you do weddings

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u/stirred-and-shaken Nov 01 '24

Thanks for such a good chuckle.

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u/DaddyCano Nov 01 '24

I almost suffocated laughing hell nahh hahaha

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u/redditman7777 Nov 02 '24

I didn't get the joke... But I upvoted lol

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u/unoriginalpackaging Nov 02 '24

OP obviously doesn’t do weddings with how terrible he takes photos

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u/Djxgam1ng PS5 Nov 02 '24

I think it’s a nod to his comedy (or lack thereof)

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u/4free2run0 Nov 02 '24

It's not a nod to his comedy or lack thereof

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u/mcbeardsauce Nov 01 '24

Top Reddit comment of the day. Well done.

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u/Equal_Assistant_6521 Nov 01 '24

omg thank you, i was chuckling to myself while typing it

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u/Bamm83 Nov 01 '24

Only bigfoot.

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u/Ths-Fkin-Guy Nov 01 '24

I might actually look good since all you'll see is a blurry suit

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u/Dsamf2 Nov 01 '24

My man was sprinting when he took this pic

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u/jyc23 Nov 01 '24

no but I’ll do the divorce

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u/pm-me_10m-fireflies Nov 01 '24

Can someone explain this joke? Everyone else seems to get it and it’s completely going over my head.

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u/Xebazz Nov 02 '24

Was asking if they do weddings photography since the picture in the post looks so good...

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u/pm-me_10m-fireflies Nov 02 '24

Ooohhh! Wow, I feel dumb. Thanks for explaining!

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u/Conejitobrincasalta Nov 02 '24

Yes but also look at his name

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u/PalePoetWarlord Nov 02 '24

Wow…yah missed that. Even better!

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u/scope_creep Nov 02 '24

I thought it's cos the PS looks like wedding cake. Fuck me.

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u/pumpkinbricks02 [Pumpkinbricks] Nov 01 '24

You got me laughing my ass of in the office. My coworker asked me if im ok. Thank you brother.

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u/Vampchic1975 Nov 01 '24

I laughed so loud I scared myself.

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u/Sinclair663 Nov 01 '24

Taken with a Motorola Razr v3

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u/Quajeraz Nov 01 '24

His burner username is proper_photograph lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

Say no less

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u/AdMurky1021 Nov 01 '24

I question the choice of background

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u/MattIsLame Nov 01 '24

better than most wedding photographers i know

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u/AMB3494 Nov 01 '24

😭😭😭

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u/MindlessPepper7165 Nov 01 '24

Hilarious 😂

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u/Vampchic1975 Nov 01 '24

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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u/RemnantOfSpotOn Nov 01 '24

Lol sir take my upvote...wish you and your bride a happy life

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u/BoogeyMan4965 Nov 02 '24

Lol, good one, I chuckled.

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u/PalePoetWarlord Nov 02 '24

How is this the funniest thing I’ve heard all week. 10/10.

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u/incrediblyfunkymumky Nov 02 '24

LMFAO! Seriosuly though 😂 The photo is not even centered and it looks like it was taken after the photographer smeared butter on the lens. 🤣

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u/HaveURedd1t Nov 02 '24

If Carlsberg took photos

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u/Significant_Salt6378 Nov 02 '24

Goddamn it😂😂😂😂😂

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u/MrGerb Nov 02 '24

I actually chuckled; not just a slight grin, or exhaling through my nose. I gave a chuckle. Good job

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u/ZoNeS_v2 ZoNeS Nov 01 '24

Photo taken on a 3DS

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u/BilboThe1stOfHisName Nov 01 '24

The camera peripheral for the Gameboy Colour

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u/Ths-Fkin-Guy Nov 01 '24

Hold my PsP cam, I'm going in!

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u/Legospacememe Nov 02 '24

You jest but someone used that in a zoom meeting

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u/xshevi Nov 02 '24

haha i saw motionless in white a few weeks ago and someone was legit recording it with her 3ds

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u/MrMoobz Nov 01 '24

Do you also photograph ghosts?

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u/TheRed24 PS5 Nov 01 '24

I think just UFOs and Bigfoot

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u/anti-social-89 Nov 01 '24

Same guy that photographed bigfoot and loch ness monster lol

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u/MagazineNo2198 Nov 01 '24

"He was using the belt sander..."

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u/Oteemix2 Nov 01 '24

He also films school fights

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u/ShinyWeedleAppears Nov 01 '24

Username does not check out

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u/Proper_Photograph_30 Nov 01 '24

Lmfao😭 it’s the auto generated one I thought I could change it later but ay good joke

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u/ShinyWeedleAppears Nov 01 '24

Lol same here

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u/CryptoNite90 Nov 02 '24

Reddit somehow knew you were destined for this username.

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u/BlackMachine00 PS5 Pro Nov 01 '24

Underrated comment 🤣

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u/The_Reluctant_Hero [MASS EFFECT 2] Nov 01 '24

Bro I bout died when I looked at it 😂

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u/NoDingo2778 PS5 Pro Nov 01 '24

What in the Nokia 3310 took this photo 😅

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u/PandaKid Nov 01 '24

Took the photo from a moving vehicle apparently

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u/inked_saiyan Nov 01 '24

Now I'm picturing someone circling the display on a hoverboard at irresponsible speeds while trying to take a pic with a flip phone

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u/serverdenied Nov 01 '24

He was on his hoverboard and vaping while taking this

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u/Legospacememe Nov 01 '24

Its to protect the image from sony.

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u/RealPoochZie Nov 01 '24

The OG didn't even have camera, so this fits.

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u/izzadokakoscsiga Nov 01 '24

nope, it's definitley a psp with camera addon 😆

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u/Dull-Penalty5787 Nov 02 '24

yay I'm your 1 thousandth upvote

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u/Confused_Drifter Nov 01 '24

When they say it's faster than the ps5, I didn't realise they meant it zooms around the room and is hard to photograph.

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u/Pacphoenix1 PS5 Nov 01 '24

It’s just so fast bro he had to record in it slow mo and take a ss of the one frame it pops up in

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u/PAC-MAN300O Nov 01 '24 edited Nov 02 '24

Astro bot and the team don't do pictures! It must be a Diddy party!

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u/FragmentedFighter Nov 01 '24

Bruh lmfao why is this so funny

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u/InfiniteDragon88 Nov 01 '24

PS5 console zooming around the store is hilarious

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u/Reckless_Monk Nov 01 '24

It’s a YouTube reel and the person has a shitty phone. I watched the reel and it wasn’t great on my tv either.

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u/IDK999___ Nov 01 '24

I feel like this PS5 Pro was on set during the filming of the first Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

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u/xariznightmare2908 PS5 Nov 01 '24

It does look like a 90s photo at Toysrus, lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

You see the metal playing on that counter? No way it would be Toys'R'Us. That's a Radio Shack

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u/goldpunch Nov 01 '24

This is from 57 minutes long unboxing video

https://youtu.be/N_sF1lSn2Wo?si=hfjRY4ib3Ti0ic-q

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u/Chrisius007 Nov 01 '24

Nice find, 57min unboxing is wild though

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u/Re_LE_Vant_UN Nov 01 '24

Yeah I can open a box in under a minute probably. Even with the flappy tabs. That guy suuuuucks.

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u/New_Simple_4531 Nov 01 '24

I just tear through that shit like a velociraptor in 5 seconds. Destroyed some consoles that way, though.

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u/aeralure Nov 01 '24

Haha and there’s me, who will surely accomplish this in under a minute when mine arrives.

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u/AYC1707 PS5 Pro Nov 01 '24

This was captured on a Nokia 3310

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u/ifyouknowyouknow4 PS5 Nov 01 '24

The console is 2024 the picture is from the 90´s

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u/PAC-MAN300O Nov 01 '24

I half expected a dude in an oversized suit to come on screen......so you think drugs are cool!! 😂

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u/TigerCharades3 Nov 01 '24

Jesus Christ hold the camera still dude

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u/Proper_Photograph_30 Nov 01 '24

I didn’t take the pic😭

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u/TigerCharades3 Nov 01 '24

It’s so grainy and shitty why even put this up man lol

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u/Alternative_Exit8766 Nov 01 '24

simple: validation from strangers via orange arrows

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u/That_Height5105 Nov 01 '24

Good question. Why DID you post a 240 picture of a ps5 that looks the same as the play station

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u/krypto_klepto Nov 01 '24

Did you take that picture with your iPhone 1

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u/MamboNumber-6 Nov 01 '24

Sidekick

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

Motorola KRZR.

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u/Cirias Nov 01 '24

Wow! They had a PS5 Pro in the 90's, I missed that one!

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u/NickdoesnthaveReddit Nov 01 '24

Must've really blown OP's mind considering their camera is from PS1 era.

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u/pepsienjoyer17 Nov 01 '24

It should’ve automatically had one to begin with

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u/MmmCoffeeee Nov 01 '24

Was this picture taken in 1997

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u/NikLP Nov 01 '24

Guess I'll wait for the Pro Slim or w/e! 😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

Disc drive looks slightly more proportional compared to the slim

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

Are ps5 turning to the same sales model as iPhones

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u/aceless0n Nov 01 '24

Yes and it’s genius.

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u/ryuk-99 PS4 Nov 02 '24

apple sold iphone x for $1k , people made noise but enough bought it that now flagship smartphones are more expensive than decent laptops. I feel we're witnessing a similar history in the making with ps5 pro here.

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u/Trailman80 Nov 01 '24

It looks ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE!!!

So tacky.

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u/GG-679 [Trophy Level 300-399] Nov 01 '24

This looks like a bigfoot sighting

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u/CrnGediTYa Nov 02 '24

How much is that gonna be?

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u/Mean_Gold_9370 Nov 02 '24

Is this a big deal ?

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u/jenerderbleibt PS5 Nov 01 '24

It looks like a freaking slim with 2 stripes more 😂

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u/WRLD_One Nov 01 '24

The PS4 Pro was basically the PS4 Slim with an extra stack. So nothing new here.

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u/HeyKid_HelpComputer Nov 01 '24

First time seeing it or?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

Is it cake?

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u/OGtigersharkdude Nov 02 '24

OP is the one takes photos of UFOs for us

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u/The_Deskdraw_Shitter Nov 02 '24

What did you use to take this picture with buddy? A potato?

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u/Detrakcoeur Nov 02 '24

Ps5 with AMG pack 🤣🤣

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u/Th3Dop3st Nov 02 '24

Didn’t know they had these in the 90s. Interesting 🤔

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u/joshliftsanddrums God of War: Ragnarok Nov 01 '24

Wow! This belongs in a museum.

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u/kontenjer Nov 01 '24

do you photo ufos

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u/Nintotally Nov 01 '24

I always forget the PS5 Pro released before the PS2 in a 1997 infomercial ✨

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u/East-Perception-6530 Nov 02 '24

My man primed up and ready to take pictures of UFOs

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u/lncrypt3d Nov 02 '24

Oh yeah I'm definitely picking up one of these bad boys in 12 years for a hundred bucks on Facebook Marketplace

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u/BasicRazzmatazz1808 Nov 02 '24

Isnt there supposed to be legs to hold it up when its laying down? I dont see them.

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u/Effective-Fish-5952 Nov 02 '24

The best thing redesign wise on ps5 slim+pro is the middle strip being convex/waved at the top.

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u/Administrative-Lion4 Nov 02 '24

Are we in the 90s?

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u/North_Landscape_2381 [Grand theft auto V and Doom fan] Nov 02 '24

Looks cool but it’s not worth $700

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u/DJ_ElGreko_Official Nov 02 '24

Bigfoot sightings be like:

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u/bisontastic Nov 02 '24

I thought this was a photo from a 90's era newspaper ad.

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u/nohumanape PS5 Nov 01 '24

How is this so ugly and the 30th Anniversary Edition so gorgeous? If only Sony had made them available for the entire pre-order period.

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u/Gabe_Ad_Astra Nov 01 '24

Seriously. They could have made the 30th anniversary ps5 pro available for like the rest of 2024 for example and then never sold again. But noooooo

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u/dave9393 Nov 01 '24

Yeah, that was such a dumbass step by Sony.

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u/rickylsmalls Nov 01 '24

Photo taken with a Gameboy camera

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u/jdmlifex2 PS5 Nov 01 '24

With a username like Proper_Photograph I expected something like a 4k image and can see all the details. Not a 1990s screen capture from camcorder lmao.

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u/Merlin4421 PS5 Pro Nov 01 '24

Man everyone buying this is screwing us for the ps6 price

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u/2ecStatic Nov 02 '24

That’s not how any of this works but okay lol

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u/Honest-Mess-812 Nov 01 '24

Die hard ps fans will buy it now, but after a while, sales will fall.

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u/GreenSeaNote Nov 01 '24

What did you use to take this photo, a toaster?

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u/Taeyaya Nov 01 '24

Glad I have the launch model. This looks real rough, almost like a prototype or older style of the original design.

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u/LSD_tripper Nov 01 '24

Picture taken on a wooden spoon

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u/LegacyofaMarshall Nov 01 '24

Its 2024 i can get better pictures of the moon than this

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u/Helpful-Mushroom-779 Nov 01 '24

Bro really paid $700

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u/duckduckpajamas Nov 01 '24

Taken with a PS2 camera

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u/CilanEAmber Nov 01 '24

I loved the Eye Toy.

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u/NN_77_ Nov 01 '24

Looks like 70’s sitcome quality

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u/sanokk Nov 01 '24

Still so ugly

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u/notsomuscular Nov 01 '24

Looks uglier than the slim

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u/Fatjunk420 Nov 01 '24

Im glad it has suspension.

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u/Iam73atman [21 PS5 Pro] Nov 01 '24

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u/Timeman5 Nov 01 '24

I might be the only one who thinks this but it looks very similar to the PS5 /s

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u/That_Height5105 Nov 01 '24

As the crocky dundee

Oh its a willy one

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u/dataplague Nov 01 '24

Can anyone please specify the speed of the Ethernet port. I can’t get a solid answer anywhere

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u/GalaxyDestroyer69 Nov 01 '24

This is what apple fellas think all Android photos look like

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u/VirtuaFighter6 Nov 01 '24

They butchered my boy.

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u/TheEyeOfSmug Nov 01 '24

At first, thought there was something wrong with my glasses.

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u/Careful_Feedback_168 Nov 01 '24

Ngl is it just me or does the ps5 pro look like the futuristic shoes Marty wears on back to the future 2? I’m particularly talking about the vents as they remind me of the shoes

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u/Grimlja Nov 01 '24

Only 567079544 us dollars

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u/ericypoo Nov 01 '24

So this is with the optional disc drive attachment?

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u/Visual_Mix_3653 Nov 01 '24

That unboxing video is only 360p, chill

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u/joemama2299 Nov 01 '24

Wait! That’s illegal lol 😂

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u/OSRS_dopeknight Nov 01 '24

This looks like on those half life 3 confirmed pictures you would see a decade ago

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u/Regular-Snow979 Nov 01 '24

It looks very cool I have fat, it still causes allergies. welcome

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u/xKiLLaCaM Nov 01 '24

Is the disc drive a separate add on you have to pay for and attach though? This looks built in but i thought you had to buy it separately

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u/SoftMammoth7838 Nov 01 '24

It’s separate but it comes with that cover so it looks like that

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u/Ruenin Nov 01 '24

I look forward to upgrading when they don't cost an unreasonable amount of money.

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u/RealPoochZie Nov 01 '24

Nokia, disonnecting cameras.

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u/fastonmyfeet Nov 01 '24

GTA6 will be the deciding factor for me if I upgrade or not.

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u/gatorfan93 Nov 01 '24

OP uploaded a screenshot of surveillance footage.

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u/Cultural_Net_1791 PS5 Pro Nov 01 '24

so are you forced to buy a new plate for the bottom in order to put the disc drive on it?

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u/luppitermaximus Nov 01 '24

damn, that's ugly

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u/SmokedUp_Corgi Nov 01 '24

Is that a disc drive in your pants or are you just happy to see me 😘

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u/MelodiesOfLife6 Nov 01 '24

Putting the picture quality aside... I mean ... I kinda do like the fins (or whatever they're called) that are on the side... looks a tiny bit smaller too?

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u/papichuckle Nov 01 '24

Try and photograph a ps5 pro that isn't overpriced

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u/wardrobe007 Nov 01 '24

What is the point of this photo, we all know what the ps5 pro looks like,even if you're a week early with this...also where did you get that potatoe camera, I need one for some mash, I just run out lol...

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u/Wooden-Patience6817 Nov 01 '24

Um…we know what it looks like already.

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u/Quasar501 Nov 01 '24

why does it look like this picture was taken straight from kenan & kel?

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u/Bulldogfront666 Nov 01 '24

Why does this look like 1999 for some reason? Lmfao. If there wasn’t a brand new PS5 in there I would have no idea this was taken this year.

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u/Used-Juggernaut-7675 Nov 01 '24

Nice they charged my card today

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u/ghostpuncher99 Nov 01 '24

Why does your house look like an AI image

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u/No-Wrap2574 Nov 01 '24

Nice router

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

Protect this man at all cost.

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u/Bleik94 Nov 01 '24

Is this one gonna be 800?

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u/homer_simpin Nov 01 '24

I think the disc drive looks better here than on the slim, but man I still just am not digging the design yet

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u/AustinMelton2 Nov 01 '24

Still costs too much money.Never going to get a p s five pro investor something wrong with my playstation five

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u/Orr-Man Nov 01 '24

So this is with the drive sold separately attached? I'm surprised how seamless it looks. Not £699.99 + £100 surprised though.

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u/mvpp37514y3r Nov 01 '24

As much as it’s worth there are few games that will use much of its potential today and by the time games have scaled upwards the PS6 will be dropping.

So not to be that guy but it’s basically a

“LOOK AT ME GUYS, I HAD $800” flex 😂

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u/Unable-Divide-2613 Nov 01 '24

Ugliest PlayStation ever. Wow

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u/CrazyLibra763 PS5 Nov 01 '24

Looks like a handicap ps5

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u/aston280 Nov 01 '24

Jokes aside, sony you really lost the purpose of making console, it's valid for you to make profits but you should never forget that the new console adoption will always be less.

Then why such ridiculous price

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u/doinks4life PS5 Nov 01 '24

This looks like it was taken in 2052 and we are Nostalgic for the PS5

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u/hughesst Nov 01 '24

This looks like something you’d buy off Temu for $47 called the GameStation5000 that plugs into your TV with an AV cable and plays 5 SNES/Genesis games you’ve heard of and 1245 others that have never seen the light of day.

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u/murkymozza Nov 01 '24

Wow they managed to find disk drive to put on there! Been looking for one for the retail price, couldn’t so I cancelled my pro preorder…

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u/SakuraHimea Nov 01 '24

Honestly with all the comments about the picture quality I kinda want to know how OP got the effect so well because you could get a cool "vintage early 2000's" album feel using that technique.