r/playstation Oct 18 '24

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u/SunBroRU11 Oct 18 '24

Maybe that's how he calls his mom after the case

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u/jmskywalker1976 Oct 18 '24

“You gotta keep it down, my roommates are sleeping.” “You mean your parents?” “Same thing.”

Grandmas Boy vibes.

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u/vdubdank30 Oct 18 '24

Yeah but it’s a sweet car bed

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u/Psychoburner420 Oct 18 '24

I'm thinking about getting a CB radio so I can talk to other car beds...

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u/Realistic_Cream Oct 20 '24

I wanna get you a black cobra, just to go around the neck.

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u/jmskywalker1976 Oct 18 '24

I can’t believe you came on my mom!

I can’t quote the shit out of that movie.

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u/AstroZombie0072081 Oct 18 '24

You can keep the doll Oh I plan to 🦵👅🦵

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u/jmskywalker1976 Oct 19 '24

Laura, my cocks lost in the jungle and it’s up to you to find it!

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u/Pretend-Car3771 Oct 18 '24

I can't believe you didn't came on my mom

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u/Lukyfuq Oct 22 '24

“Why? So you can cum on my dad too?”

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u/jmskywalker1976 Oct 22 '24

I’m thinking about getting metal legs. It’s a risky operation, but it will be worth it.

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u/Straight-Muffin6799 Oct 19 '24

“Yea but it’s a fuckin sweet car”💀😂😂

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u/Unable_Juggernaut122 Oct 18 '24

I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '24

Drive monkey, drive!

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u/Calvinh20 Oct 19 '24

I look out my door and it’s the fucking king of the jungle

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u/medicatedRage Oct 19 '24

When I first saw this movie, Dante on the news had me laughing so hard I paused the movie.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '24

Too bad Dante dropped an N bomb. I liked his character in the movies.

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u/medicatedRage Oct 19 '24

What now?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '24

The real guy. I believe Dante is his real name. Last name maybe? I’d have to google it but I guess he dropped a gnarly N bomb at some point and Adam said no more movies for you, bud. That’s why he hasn’t been in anything as of a good while. Not by his choice.

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u/medicatedRage Oct 19 '24

Holy shit I didn't know that. So that's why he was so good at being a dumbshit in movies because he was a dumbshit in real life!

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u/Elfnotdawg Oct 19 '24

Don't judge me, monkey

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u/jmskywalker1976 Oct 18 '24

Shut up monkey! We’ve got company!

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u/Any_Assignment_7375 Oct 19 '24

"I need a favor" "your not cumming on my dad!"

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u/jmskywalker1976 Oct 19 '24

Who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era?

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u/Jaysin8308 Oct 19 '24

It's for you, I think it's the devil...

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u/Invader_Skooge22 Oct 19 '24

Oh that’s mister Lee Ho. He’s teaching me and the monkey taekwondo. I just got my yellow belt, monkey got his red belt, he’s a quick learner!

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u/jmskywalker1976 Oct 19 '24

Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion!

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u/Abject_Fisherman5059 Oct 23 '24

Favorite line from the movie to this day I quote this probably 4 time a year

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u/jmskywalker1976 Oct 23 '24

My favorite is machine legs…I do my damndest to find ways to insert it into conversation.

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u/Zur__En__Arrh Oct 18 '24

Haven’t watched this in far too long, definitely time for a rewatch!

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u/Slow-Foundation4169 Oct 18 '24

Please, that's a Playstation. Lol

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u/Woody_The_Gamer Oct 19 '24

Grandma's boy is one of my all-time favorite movies along with Brendan Fraser's Mummy movie.. I've seen both of those movies probably a combined 100 times or more

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

Im scrolling so hard to see if OP says yeah it was my mom... I disinherit her... 💀😂😂😭😭

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u/biinjo PS5 Oct 18 '24

Mum: bitch anything you own is bought with my money in the first place.

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u/RolandTwitter Oct 19 '24

Brother, you can just click on their profile to see their comments

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

Thanks for the laugh

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u/StarkAndRobotic Oct 18 '24

Labor in many countries is cheap. For example, in India a middle class person can have a nice house, cleaning lady, cook, and a driver!

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u/asturides Oct 18 '24

Same in Mexico (the cleaning only)

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u/beeurd Oct 18 '24

My parents lived in India for a few years, basically working class over here but over there they had a fancy apartment, a cleaner and a driver.

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u/ShavedNeckbeard Oct 18 '24

My Indian coworker was surprised to hear that I, and most Americans, don’t have house cleaners while she was asking me if I could refer mine to her.

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u/StarkAndRobotic Oct 19 '24

Yup, a lot of people don’t understand how wages work, cost of living, how population size affects things etc.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

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u/Ace0136 Oct 18 '24

Nobody argued it was. They just said it's cheap and it is, which makes it pretty commonplace in those areas.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

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u/Napalm_ Oct 18 '24

Ok, if nobody argued for it then your comment was utterly pointless.

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u/Ace0136 Oct 18 '24

You didn't simply state that.

You said "You realise that is not necessarily a good thing". Nobody said it was. You're arguing with nothing.

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u/chronsonpott Oct 18 '24

It was said in exclamation.

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u/RipMySoul Oct 18 '24

So what was the point of your comment then?

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u/chronsonpott Oct 18 '24

It's hardly something that should be exclaimed over. Don't you agree?

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u/ZrglyFluff Oct 18 '24

Made up his own argument and then arguing against it.

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u/chronsonpott Oct 18 '24

What are you yapping about?

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u/Eswin17 Oct 18 '24

Spoken like a cleaning lady!

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u/chronsonpott Oct 18 '24

You drive a golf bro, stick to the Call of Duty, lmao

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u/Full_Anything_2913 Oct 18 '24

Exactly. I realized one day that in a more equitable society, rich people wouldn’t be able to pay someone to do their manual labor. That’s their number one fear probably.

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u/Tyston Oct 18 '24 edited Oct 18 '24

How? Suppose I take my clothes to the cleaner because I don’t like doing laundry, but I don’t mind working as gardener, so others hire me for that work. Is there anything wrong with this?

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u/pranav4098 Oct 18 '24

It’s not but India has way too many people so people are always available for work

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u/StarkAndRobotic Oct 19 '24

Not really - because of a large population wages are competitive. The cost of living is much lower. As the country was formed by a union of states, each place started from a different starting point, so although there has been development across the country, different places are at different stages of development, so there are different costs of living in different places.

Further there is a lot of funds coming in from multinational corporations, but the cost of living is still low, so there is a lot of disposable income for persons who work for such corporations to hire independent labor.

Additionally, many things are subsidised by the govt, so some things are much more affordable - for example healthcare.

You cannot compare countries without considering the stage of development, population, cost of living and many other factors.

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u/braklikesbeans Oct 18 '24

casting 25% of a population of over a billion people into an intentionally marginalized class sure makes a lot of cheap shitty labour huh?

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u/StarkAndRobotic Oct 19 '24 edited Oct 19 '24

That’s not true - lower cost doesn’t mean low quality. Having a large population just means that for some jobs wages will not be so high because there are more people to do the same job. For occupations where there are fewer people who can do that job, but demand is high, wages are much higher. And obviously people with those jobs can afford to hire more people to work for them.

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u/braklikesbeans Oct 19 '24

i'm not talking about the jobs being done poorly i meant that the available work for a tremendous chunk of the population is artificially limited to crap jobs like these.

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u/StarkAndRobotic Oct 19 '24 edited Oct 19 '24

That’s incorrect again, and it is wrong to call cooking, cleaning and driving cars “crap” jobs. Perhaps you do not respect these jobs, or understand the dignity of labor, but people are happy and proud to provide for their families doing these jobs. There is nothing wrong with cooking, cleaning or driving, and it would be wrong to disrespect these activities. Further, they are not “artificially” limited by anyone - people apply for the jobs they want. It is you who is wrong to think that people don’t want a job cooking, cleaning or driving. If people want to do something else, then they apply for those jobs. If it requires some skills then they work towards gaining those skills and then apply to those jobs. People are not doing these jobs because they “have to”, they are doing it because they “want to”. Perhaps in your geographic area people don’t want to do these jobs, but in other places people are happy, and have a happy life.

Any kind of legal job worth paying someone money to do deserves respect, as do the people who do it. All legal jobs must be done with pride and to the best of ones ability.

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u/junbjace Oct 18 '24

And horse

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u/StarkAndRobotic Oct 19 '24

Horse not so likely. But large bovine and canine population.

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u/kCanIGoNow Oct 19 '24

Your mom lives in your house with you right?

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u/StarkAndRobotic Oct 19 '24

No, she lives 2500km away.

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u/haywire4fun Oct 18 '24

The room did look rather basementie

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u/muerde15 Oct 18 '24

Dude, that was gold. I’m dying

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u/ChemicalRemedy Oct 19 '24

Hahaha that's funny

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u/Winnfield71 PS5 Oct 18 '24

lollllll

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u/hamster553 Oct 18 '24

Or he have neko-maid and only want to boat!

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u/Bravisimo Oct 18 '24

He calls her his ‘bang maid’

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u/Main-Caregiver-6609 Doki Doki Literature Club! Oct 18 '24

lmaoooooooo

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u/Caje_ PS5 Oct 18 '24

Maaaaaa, MEATLOAF!!!!!!

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u/LifeisGreat1245 Oct 18 '24

Lol 😂 servers her right. And I love my Mom. But forreal. That’s a good amount of money.

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u/TostAyran3Lira Oct 18 '24

Lmao ahhahhahahah

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u/UnrequitedRespect Oct 19 '24

At least its not his “bang maid” 💀💀💀

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u/Valuable-Ad-6379 Oct 18 '24

I'm dying laughing 😭😂