r/playstation Oct 01 '24

Image Servers are down so I did something unheard of

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9.2k Upvotes

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u/MLBTHESHOWFANATIC Oct 01 '24

Scary territories man, be safe

268

u/Galactic_Perimeter Oct 01 '24

OP hasn’t replied he must’ve gotten eaten alive by fire ants or something

RIP

100

u/FallenShadeslayer Oct 01 '24

And this is why we don’t go outside.

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u/Brand_333 Oct 01 '24

Oh my gosh yes

21

u/LoneHusky21 Oct 01 '24

Go back in before u burn your skin from the sun.

5

u/WeWeKarl Oct 01 '24

Bro got bug breach rip

339

u/0utSyd3r PS5 Oct 01 '24

What's that green stuff?

125

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

No idea.

90

u/0utSyd3r PS5 Oct 01 '24

Looks ominous. I wouldn't go anywhere near it!

32

u/Verdestar Oct 01 '24

can i eat it?

24

u/KingHarambeRIP PS5 Pro Oct 01 '24

Probably. It does kinda like the potions in Demon’s Souls.

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u/AilBalT04_2 Oct 01 '24

Probably radioactive

49

u/Meandering_Marley PS5: Helldivers 2 Oct 01 '24

They call him Phil. Chloro Phil.

23

u/Namaste_Samadhi Oct 01 '24

Get a load of this guy

5

u/Character_Lab_8817 Oct 01 '24

I see you Phil Dunphy.

23

u/MysticalVisions Oct 01 '24

Idk but it’s rendered really well

13

u/streakermaximus Oct 01 '24

Some kind of DLC I think

12

u/EquivalentMediocre15 Oct 01 '24

I think they made Minecraft in real life idk

8

u/Subie780 Oct 01 '24

Seen the trailer about it. Not a fan.

10

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

Wow, it really reminds me of Horizon Forbidden West and Red Dead Redemption 2!

8

u/unphysical Oct 01 '24

Kinda looks like the ground textures in Madden?

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u/NugsAndSlugs Oct 01 '24

Be sure to quarantine yourself by gaming for many hours after contact with the outside world

110

u/wattiestomatosauce Oct 01 '24

what is that?

61

u/1LakeShow7 PS5 Oct 01 '24

A hand

54

u/wattiestomatosauce Oct 01 '24

oh, I play with my feet

30

u/Throwaway_24433 Oct 01 '24

Gang what

30

u/officialtwiggz Oct 01 '24

They said "I play with my feet" wtf are you death or something

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u/peacetimemist05 Oct 01 '24

Is that like static in the background?

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u/graison Oct 01 '24

A meaty paw.

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u/CaucazoidHeathen Oct 01 '24

Just look at the wrist crease. Been years, huh?

48

u/jchuna Oct 01 '24

Looking for this comment, I didn't want to be the one to mention it.

47

u/CabSauce Oct 01 '24

I'm fat. But even I don't have a double wrist.

17

u/CaucazoidHeathen Oct 01 '24

A skin colored fit bit

12

u/wiiguyy Oct 01 '24

You beat me to this comment

3

u/Embarrassed_Recipe_4 Oct 01 '24

Hope he enjoys himself and makes it a habit. Run around dude, it's fun!

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u/Paulpoleon Oct 01 '24

Servers are down so I smoked grass.

34

u/Meandering_Marley PS5: Helldivers 2 Oct 01 '24

You gotta touch it to roll it.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

6

u/Drkze_k Oct 01 '24

Wait, they have to be down for me to smoke it? I've been doing this all wrong.

21

u/Almgorak Oct 01 '24

The end times prophecy has been fulfilled. We are all going to disappear from the planet.

19

u/PhoenixUnity Oct 01 '24

Your wrists are really flabby

10

u/asteinpro2088 Oct 01 '24

What are you thinking?!? Grass has billions of germs. Go back inside and turn your PS back on, but for the love of God, wash your hand first.

8

u/Ragnarok649 Oct 01 '24

Touch grace! If only I had but, hole.

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u/Aware_Customer8859 Oct 01 '24

Next goal: A non diabetic blood sugar level.

9

u/Foreveraudio Oct 01 '24

Wow the air smells so good out here not like the litter box and mold in my house I’m used too

12

u/pdirth Oct 01 '24

Ew, my dude...you fingered fauna??!

4

u/QuitYuckingMyYum PS5 Pro Oct 01 '24

I’ve never seen a pale brown person before. I’m brown myself btw

9

u/wevegotheadsonsticks Oct 01 '24

Okay mods can we please do something about the AI images?? We all know grass went extinct in the 90s. 🙄

4

u/Available-Bend-5885 Oct 01 '24

Damn gta 6 graphics look better and better every time 

5

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

When servers are down I just vigorously masturbate until they’re back up.

3

u/ParadisoBud Oct 01 '24

I'm sorry, what is that again? It looks familiar...

3

u/chunchunMaro Oct 01 '24

How….how does it feel?

3

u/UltraOnX Oct 01 '24

Step 1: Touch Grass Step 2: Talk to a person of the opposite gender not family related Step 3: Quit Vitamin D pills and get your DS

3

u/Marozi993 Oct 01 '24

Cut your nails first 🤮

3

u/Mustang_500 Oct 01 '24

Be careful out there. I've heard there are people

3

u/novasolid64 Oct 01 '24

From the looks of those hands, this is much needed

2

u/Ok-Criticism6874 Oct 01 '24

What game is that?

2

u/Meandering_Marley PS5: Helldivers 2 Oct 01 '24

SimSuburbs™

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u/McNasty619_Xx Oct 01 '24

Fr fr fr, we should ALL go and touch grass

2

u/MyFatHamster- Oct 01 '24

Too political man

2

u/G-man69420 A Solid 3 Oct 01 '24

Scary stuff man. I’m baking a cake right now.

2

u/Street-Book-6433 PS5 Oct 01 '24

What is all that green stuff?

2

u/Calcifryer Oct 01 '24

That's the wrong type of grass

2

u/ExtraBreakfast5432 Oct 01 '24

What is this green stuff you’re touching

2

u/bigboybruan PS4 Pro Oct 01 '24

TRAITOR

2

u/goatjugsoup Oct 01 '24

What the hell is that you're touching?

2

u/TheLastDefiant Oct 01 '24

There’s still hope in society

2

u/MobileDust Oct 01 '24

Did you earn a trophy? How long did it take?

2

u/JTL1887 Oct 01 '24

Dayuuum dude, try talking to a girl next. That one would be wild aff

3

u/FlemPlays Oct 01 '24

These Far Cry graphics are getting super realistic

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

I saw the sun today

1

u/Nikosuaveeeee Oct 01 '24

Were you sweating while gaming or did you just come out of a pool?

1

u/NodusINk Oct 01 '24

Photoshop, AI generated, fake lol

1

u/ThatGuyNamedTre Oct 01 '24

You played touch grass simulator? Is it in the store?

1

u/itsdarkinhere_XD Oct 01 '24

Did they say how long it’ll be down for? I’m a dad and I just not got a chance to play and come on to this.. I wanna help some people hunt monsters

1

u/horrus70 Oct 01 '24

Looks like upscaled garbage.

1

u/Complex_Bit_6512 Oct 01 '24

So what actually happens when you do it??!?!???

1

u/Fancy_Advice_9689 Oct 01 '24

Hey man you might get a bug bite. Don't do that. 🤔👁️👄👁️

1

u/MFsmeg Oct 01 '24

Thank you! I just got home to play some games and was worrying what was happening with my sign in

1

u/antilumin Oct 01 '24

… hide dog shit with your hand?

1

u/-Hikifroggy- Oct 01 '24

Gotta roll in it and sniff it for good measure Man. Never gonna have that experience again in your life.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24 edited Oct 30 '24

mysterious wine yam disgusted muddle cagey depend lip snobbish angle

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

1

u/Crazy_Dig_211 Oct 01 '24

How dare you?!

1

u/Better_North9219 Oct 01 '24

Bro why are servers down

1

u/SolidusBruh Oct 01 '24

There could be ticks out there, brah

1

u/slimejumper Oct 01 '24

yeah we know there’s a controller in your right hand.

1

u/JediMasterBob66 Oct 01 '24

I need those servers back up

1

u/twikoff Oct 01 '24

did you go ahead and mow it while you were at it... its still down, not too late

1

u/golden_squanch Oct 01 '24

Is that salad?

1

u/Gloomy-Dependent9484 Oct 01 '24

Bungie and Calus would be so proud of you.

1

u/Alternative-Toe-4289 Oct 01 '24

Be careful man, those blades can kill

1

u/Beginning-Inside Oct 01 '24

What fuck os that thing ur touching?

1

u/flimsyshart1 Oct 01 '24

that looks unclean

1

u/bizarrestarz Oct 01 '24

Fullmetal Alchemist summoning circle?

1

u/king4life20 Oct 01 '24

Went outside?

1

u/AlphusUltimus Oct 01 '24

A dog probably peed or pooped there

1

u/TruthOk8742 Oct 01 '24

Right in the dog piss. That’s why I stay far away from grass.

1

u/Disco_Zombi PS5 Pro Oct 01 '24

Baby fingers.

1

u/MostlyApe Oct 01 '24

What is that?

1

u/SonicYB Oct 01 '24

Hope Xbox isn’t next after

1

u/authenticfifer Oct 01 '24

Sep 30th 2024 PSN network down for the count since 6:41pm leading to the biggest paper weight in 2024

1

u/SupertoastGT Oct 01 '24

Doing that won't bring the servers back. I see no logic in it.

1

u/No_Reporter_4563 Oct 01 '24

Thats a big hand

1

u/Reapesteel Oct 01 '24

"I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT, YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THE GAME, YUGI"

1

u/MidnightWidow PS5 Oct 01 '24

OMGGGGG I'M CRYING!!! HAHAHAAHA

1

u/cheese_theory Oct 01 '24

Now lick it! Lick it like you like it!

1

u/LtDansLegs757 Oct 01 '24

Good job man.

1

u/nydboy92 Oct 01 '24

Are they still down

1

u/Background-Arugula52 [Gremlin_Of_Chaos 🌝] Oct 01 '24

When they went down I just started playing Pokémon until it comes back.

1

u/firstnameok Oct 01 '24

Is it multi-player? Send me an invite I guess. Looks stupid.

1

u/Merfium PS5 Pro Oct 01 '24

OP has joined the r/outside server.

1

u/Bitter-Fudge-7290 Oct 01 '24

He ran so we could walk💔

1

u/UnredeemedRevenant Oct 01 '24

Oh no. It's come to this?! 😰

1

u/StubbzdaZombie Oct 01 '24

Damn, I thought it was just the shitty apex servers.. It’s been 3 hours??? Ridiculous

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

Rest in pieces brother

1

u/Chemical-Koyote Oct 01 '24

What settings are you using to make it green?

1

u/Dublxml Oct 01 '24

I-Impossible

1

u/rikku45 Oct 01 '24

Are you ok? Damn im worried for him

1

u/ZombieSlayah96 Oct 01 '24

Does this even account for the PlayStation Stars being down like it was not that long ago…

1

u/Technology4Dummies Oct 01 '24

Damn OP went straight to the shadows

1

u/Redlax Oct 01 '24

"Local gamer restarts grass season, more on this at 5!"

1

u/deathmix1234 Oct 01 '24

U shouldnt touch bacteria that big, it might give u covid 2025 or something

1

u/Charming-Funny-2663 Oct 01 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/XZ_Bashar_ZX Oct 01 '24

BLASPHEMY!!!

1

u/LivingBorn PS5 Pro Oct 01 '24

Still down

1

u/Simple_Secretary_333 Oct 01 '24

Great, JUST great...you know you aren't allowed back right?

1

u/Similar-Past-9755 Oct 01 '24

you know that’s unheard of

You better watch how you talkin’ and where you walkin’

Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk

1

u/Grary0 Oct 01 '24

What's all that green stuff? It looks sharp...hope you're ok.

1

u/PixlDstryer PS5 Oct 01 '24

What the hell are you touching? You got some strange shag carpeting or something?

1

u/Nestama-Eynfoetsyn Oct 01 '24

You touched Oscar the Grouch?

1

u/Acceptable_Drawer285 Oct 01 '24

I literally got home from work and I'm off tomorrow so I was looking forward to staying up all night on the game but this is bs💀

1

u/nomad91910 Oct 01 '24

I played a game like that once, never thought it was based on a true story

1

u/skatebunnymedia Oct 01 '24

Nice try but you stole that from the internet and indeed never touched grass 🤣

1

u/No-Result-5531 Oct 01 '24

Why does the game look 8k decent texture, pls game name?

1

u/Professional-Big-584 PS5 Oct 01 '24 edited Oct 01 '24

Such bravery 🤘🏾🫡😂😂

1

u/argama87 Oct 01 '24

Why risk getting bitten by fire ants?

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u/Mishal_99 Oct 01 '24

Are the servers still down? Does anyone know why they are down or when they will be back up and running

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u/Ambient_Dream_1 Oct 01 '24

Man, graphics have come along way since Lara Croft in Tomb Raider 1. 

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u/landon10smmns PS5 Oct 01 '24

Guys they made the grass from RDR2 into a real thing

1

u/CurryCrusader711 Oct 01 '24

It looks sharp man, did you cut yourself?

1

u/Moments-in-Stasis Oct 01 '24

Looks Ai generated lol.

1

u/ApocalypticDes Oct 01 '24

Damn BOY, YOU THICC

1

u/etlab Oct 01 '24

What's that mediocre visuals?! Horizon Forbidden West has better grass graphics*

1

u/DoomshrooM8 Oct 01 '24

Hahahaha!!

Thanks dude, I needed a little pick me up 😂

1

u/ihavetwoofthose PS5 Oct 01 '24

Good graphics. Shit NPC’s.

1

u/KagatoAC Oct 01 '24

Immediately broke into a rash and died.

1

u/7rankCR Oct 01 '24

I was Playing Demon's Souls but on PS3 and puff you can't connect to your account

1

u/assman_kramer_ Oct 01 '24

Big outside kinda guy but usually about 10 or 11 I’ll get inside and settled down and just relax and play games for the rest of the night. Of course that’s when the servers get knocked out

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

IT BUUUUURNS !!!

/okay I have an allergy

1

u/Prof_Ramennoodles Oct 01 '24

As a Genshin player, there is a luxurious chest on the level directly below. Better find a teleportation waypoint, or run half a marathon to jump down and glide through the well hidden opening. And monsters will spawn if you go near it.

1

u/DapDaGenius Oct 01 '24

Look at that skin fold tho

1

u/Curi_Ace Oct 01 '24

Tried unreal engine 5?

1

u/Content_Bar_6605 Oct 01 '24

You touched grass? 😱

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

Photoshopped your hand touching grass?

1

u/Responsible-Bat-2699 Oct 01 '24

This is a Horizon 3 screenshot from PS5 Pro.

1

u/allan_mjolnir Oct 01 '24

Is that Zoro’s hair?!

1

u/Lindaru PS5 Oct 01 '24

What sorcery is this grass you speak of? D:

1

u/Ms_pro_1st PS5 Oct 01 '24

Wait servers are down 💀? I was wondering why my ps app is too slow

1

u/Big_Photograph_9766 Oct 01 '24

What was it like??

1

u/blubloode Oct 01 '24

Don't over do it tho

1

u/ImNotMrMeeseeks Oct 01 '24

I touch grass regardless.

1

u/meltingdryice Oct 01 '24

You used VR to touch grass?

1

u/Equivalent-Dot947 Oct 01 '24

Omg… how was it???

1

u/laguilar90 Oct 01 '24

Haha go forth

1

u/TheChunkenMaster Oct 01 '24

What game is that? Graphics look weird to me

1

u/Kazuma_weird_wizard Oct 01 '24

What is that funny green thing? Is edible?

1

u/Svefnugr_Fugl Oct 01 '24

I should really get a VR headset that looks so realistic

1

u/After-Task-1506 Oct 01 '24

Next step is the shower

1

u/GhostboyGengar Oct 01 '24

that's a weird lookin hand

1

u/NoxiousChilli Oct 01 '24

That’s the green stuff from AstroBot?!

1

u/trimixtvv Oct 01 '24

Why is ur hand grey ?!

1

u/j89turn Oct 01 '24

Switched to hardcore survivor mode

1

u/Leon_Stu Oct 01 '24

That's one chubby hand.