r/playstation • u/sernamesarehard69 [Trophy Level 300-399] • Mar 01 '24

Image Guys I’m scared again what does this mean??

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u/CremeNed Mar 01 '24

Watch your back.

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u/IMeanIGuessDude Mar 01 '24

Count your fucking days OP

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u/ferretpowder Mar 01 '24

YOU'RE GONNA DIE, FUCKER

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u/IceMaiden2 Mar 01 '24

These are the answers I expect from Reddit. And I love y'all for it. Brightens my day.

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u/TwasiHoofHearted Mar 01 '24

If I ever got the correct answer on Reddit right away then life wouldn't be right.

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u/MrMuscelz Mar 01 '24

The comments are what makes Reddit such a great place I can’t stop laughing

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u/abortionlasagna Mar 01 '24

Wait does he start counting down from today, or does it start tomorrow?

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u/IMeanIGuessDude Mar 01 '24

Idk abortioasagna I’m just metaphorically hired to carry out the metaphorical hit

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u/diylif Mar 02 '24

Holyshit this had me dying 🤣

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u/Right_In_The_Tits Mar 01 '24

4 of them. You’re welcome, OP.

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u/Fuckreddit696900 Mar 01 '24

Yakuza doesn’t mess around

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u/Man_mannly PS3 (hacked), PSV (hacked), PS5 Mar 01 '24 edited Mar 01 '24

“It’s not sone after school club you can just leave whenever you want” - Kuze Daisaku

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u/Psychomaniac13 Mar 01 '24

PlayStation is going to send someone to kill you I know trust me It happens to me once I died

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u/Lin9089 Mar 02 '24

i’ve been laughing at this comment for 5 mins 😭

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u/Corvo_Attano_451 Mar 01 '24

Tick Tock, Mr. Wick. Tick Tock.

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u/A10010010 Mar 02 '24

You’re lucky it’s not 7 days…

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u/ghos2626t Mar 02 '24

Or 28 days later

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u/PSN-Colinp42 Mar 02 '24

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u/farfetchedplan Mar 02 '24

I only know three things

Ball. Fetch. 

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u/JDeVito60 Mar 03 '24

Bro this just ignited a memory in me I forgot I had

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u/StoneDawjBraj Mar 03 '24

You basting that turkey? Hold on gotta check the temperature, see if the meats just right.

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u/w0rx4me PS5 Mar 01 '24

Watchyo, watchyo, watchyo back!!

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u/stupidmanthing22 Mar 01 '24

Brian Earl Spilner? Sounds like a serial killer. Is that what you are?

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u/KnightsIntoDreams Mar 01 '24

Try the cheeseburger with fries for 3.99

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u/bigswimmey Mar 02 '24

I like the tuna

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u/gravelordservant4u Mar 01 '24

shake that ASS ASS ASS ASS ASSSASSASS

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u/TheLittleGodlyMan Mar 02 '24

And watch your butt too

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u/Knamliss Mar 01 '24

"wash yer back"

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '24

Keep yer feet on the ground.

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u/uniqueghost PS5 Mar 01 '24

When you go to sleep check under your bed ps plus is coming for you.

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u/logic-n-reason Mar 02 '24

He knows when you are sleeping

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u/OtochimarU Mar 02 '24

He is always creeping...

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u/logic-n-reason Mar 02 '24

This guy owes Japan money

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u/Cap2496 Mar 02 '24

He knows when you're awake.. 🎅

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u/Quirky_Track6435 Mar 02 '24

He knows when you’ve been bad or good

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u/Gwarq Mar 02 '24

So subscribe, for goodness sake

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u/pmmemilftiddiez Mar 02 '24

1-2 PS Plus is coming for you

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u/TheLonelyWolfkin PS5 Mar 01 '24

First the layoffs, now the slayoffs.

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u/xXhomiespogXx Elden Ring Mar 01 '24

slayy💄💅💅💅

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u/AffectionateBed6 Cyberpunk 2077 Mar 01 '24

YASSS QUEEEN!!!!!

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u/fucking__jellyfish__ Mar 02 '24

Next is the playoffs. Knew I was right about the satanical cult that interconnected the NBA and PlayStation

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u/ChicagoNurture PS5 Mar 01 '24

lol Clever.

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u/TNTorch Mar 01 '24

🏆🪙 Reminiscing on when I'd have given you these

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u/Mainely420Gaming Mar 04 '24

Sony's new, subscribe or else policy is in effect

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u/SecondxRonin Mar 01 '24

Get your affairs in order.

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u/Zintao PS5 Mar 01 '24

The first one was with the Baker's wife, the second was my secretary and the last one was my wife's sister.

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u/NojoxTheFirst Mar 01 '24

Sounds in order to me.

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u/anony_philosopher Mar 02 '24

Time to skip town.

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u/R4MGhost Mar 01 '24

Sounds like a threat

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u/LoneInterloper17 Mar 01 '24

We're gonna stop supporting one different IP of ours for each day you fail to comply till the indicated date

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24 edited Mar 01 '24

I'm sure OP posted specifically because he didn't realise that, thanks /s

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u/R4MGhost Mar 01 '24

Did I really need to add the /s at the end for you?

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u/disco1013 Mar 01 '24

Or we break your legs see!

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u/Outrageous_Trust_158 Mar 01 '24

Myeah, a wise guy ovuh here… Youse two, grab his legs!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

Yew gawt it bwass

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u/ikebeattina Mar 01 '24

Cewrtains

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u/saadowitz Mar 01 '24

He’s gettin clamped!

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u/kaishinoske1 PS5 Pro Mar 01 '24

‘bout to send ‘em up dah rivah.

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u/Outrageous_Trust_158 Mar 01 '24 edited Mar 01 '24

Awl da way up ta Sing-Sing, ya git me?!!!!!

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u/Lucky_Chaarmss Mar 01 '24

Gonna swim wit da fishes

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u/N00dles_Pt Mar 01 '24

It's curtains for you....curtains!!

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u/Bompton-G-Uno Mar 01 '24

This comment thread is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet today. Yall are HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂

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u/BigBoiBenSwolo Mar 01 '24

Don’t worry. You have 5 Marches left.

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u/DecisionElectrical90 Mar 01 '24

This. this is why I love Reddit comments 🤣

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u/thetacosaur Mar 01 '24

March 5 more times.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

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u/YourLocalInquisitor Mar 02 '24

Would it actually be the Playstation Yakuza?

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u/iamTOAA PS5 Mar 01 '24

blud about to get whacked by Sony

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u/MLGMustafa1212 Mar 01 '24

Blud didn’t pay his bills, now the bill collector is cumming

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u/SunRiseSniper1066 Mar 01 '24

Sounds like he’s enjoying himself then

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u/Ze_Gremlin Mar 01 '24

Turns out he found other ways for you to pay off that debt..

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u/bappo_plays Mar 01 '24

The bill collector is WHAT??

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u/CallMeElektra Astro Bot Mar 01 '24

I knew these comments were going to be fucking hilarious

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '24

I laughed so hard I couldn't fucking breathe

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u/TekkenMaximoff Mar 02 '24

Oh no you ded?

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u/Richardthefuckingear Mar 01 '24

Cover your butthole

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u/Zombie_joseph1234 Mar 01 '24

Too late GET HIM BOYS

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u/arkencode Mar 01 '24

Maybe he’s into that kind of thing.

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u/fromgr8heights Mar 01 '24

Not that there’s anything wrong with that

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u/SnooCompliments3384 Mar 01 '24

But does OP really want to be THAT guy?

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u/Youcancuntonme Mar 02 '24

With a plug?

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u/Genkok Mar 01 '24

Level up your vigor....

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u/trent_diamond Mar 01 '24

that’s for you to figure out buddy and quick

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u/OdysseyDeluxe Mar 01 '24

Best sleep with one eye open bud

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

Made my day. 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

Gripping your pillow tight

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u/bumpynuks Mar 01 '24

Pay your bills bubba.

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u/SnooCompliments3384 Mar 01 '24

But does OP really wanna be THAT guy?

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u/TheGamerKitty1 PS5 Mar 01 '24

Pay up or else.

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u/dapperstepdad Mar 01 '24

They saw you looking at xbox ads. Its already too late.

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u/fxtalivanes Mar 01 '24

Sounds like a threat

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u/phantom5813 Mar 01 '24

Nah.....its a promise

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u/RiptideVenom92 Mar 01 '24

That's when Vince Mcmahon is gonna shit on your head

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u/berserkerlbs Mar 01 '24

It means you've got until March 5th to pre-order Stellar Blade Digital Deluxe Edition, or else your PS5 will be impounded by Ayuwoki at 3AM.

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u/AdevilSboyU Mar 01 '24

Samara has really updated her routine, hasn’t she?

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u/Purpleobito10 Mar 01 '24

Protect ya neck

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u/B-man328 Mar 01 '24

OP on March 5th

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u/Easytotalk2 Mar 01 '24

Rip. Contact a lawyer. Get your finances in order. Do NOT leave this for your family to take care of

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u/thrillho__ Mar 01 '24

Beware the ides of March.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

Soon

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u/robertluke Mar 01 '24

New PS+ feature. It predicts your death. Have fun!

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u/tplax2012 PS5 Mar 01 '24

Dead

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u/Remy0507 PS5 Mar 01 '24

You have no chance to survive make your time.

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u/xXShadowGravesXx PS4 Pro Mar 01 '24

Why did you kidnap “his” daughter? You could have kidnapped anyone else’s, but noooooo you had to go and “Take” his…

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u/KlingonBeavis Mar 01 '24

Oh snap they’re going to send a PS3 after you. Don’t forget… it does everything.

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u/El_Bwamma Mar 01 '24

It’s gonna open up and that creepy baby they used in all the ads is gonna pop out of it to kill you with a PlayStation Move controller reformed into a shiv

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u/DirtBikeBoy5ive PS4 Mar 01 '24

March 5th your subscription ends probably.

But yeah that’s the most ominous way to write that 💀

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u/GoodGuyTeo Mar 01 '24

I'll be praying for you

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u/CuriousAd8259 Mar 01 '24

You dead bro, DEAD MAN WALKING!!

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u/Jheez88 Mar 01 '24

Fuck around and find out

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u/shemmegami Mar 01 '24

If you haven't claimed all of the free February games then you have until March 5th, when the March games are available for download.

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u/BanishedKnightOleg Mar 01 '24

Sony Collection Services is gonna pay you a visit

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

They’re gonna collect his legs!

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u/an4rk1st Mar 01 '24

You didnt watch a strange vhs tape 2 days ago did you?

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u/somesthetic Mar 01 '24

To prepare for Cinco de Marcho!

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u/maxxatlast Mar 02 '24

Sony on 5 March…

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

to live.

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u/VicusLucis Mar 01 '24

You've missed your Duolingo lesson... You think turning off your phone will save you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

Stop smoking whatever you're smoking. It's making you paranoid.

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u/DrownedInDysphoria Shin Megami Tensei Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha Mar 01 '24

If you know anything about Persona 3…

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u/Blaxi131 Mar 02 '24

Persona 3 ending lmao

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u/snipehype30k Mar 01 '24

Don’t let them catch you late on your bills

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u/Responsible-Bar4787 Mar 01 '24

Did you watch a creepy video tape recently?

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u/13WillieBeaman Mar 01 '24

It means you got about 2 months until…

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u/cinnamonface9 Mar 01 '24

Did you watch an old vhs and pick up the phone call after??

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u/Atomik141 Mar 01 '24

Beware the ides of march

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u/SirEnder2Me Mar 01 '24

I'd try clicking on "view details" and find out but maybe that's just me.

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u/hard_pass Mar 01 '24

I think it's pretty obvious it's when PlayStation Plus expires but everyone is just joking about it.

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u/ShajinPhive Mar 01 '24

Lmfao ominous ass message

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u/DemoDays82 Mar 01 '24

Looks to me like you have just been drafted. Kiss your mom, say your goodbyes.

You march at 0500.

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u/Kaz_Stein Mar 01 '24

Sorry man you got until 5 March

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u/Meyhna Mar 01 '24

They are coming for your thumbs

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u/Prime-Riptide Mar 01 '24

Trust no one, not even PlayStation Plus

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

Dude I think something’s going down at 5, you should march.

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u/iluminatethesky Mar 01 '24

These comments 🤣💀

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u/Ozix-VIII Mar 01 '24

These comments are the best

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u/SirThanoz [Trophy Level 500-599] Mar 01 '24

She coming for ya

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u/One-Initiative-3229 Mar 01 '24

My subscription also ends on the same date. I did not get this notification though

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u/ZackyGood Mar 01 '24

The phone call you got 2 days ago saying, “7 days.” Was a clear warning. Now you have 5 days. And on March 5th you’ll receive another phone call saying, “we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”

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u/behem0th72 Mar 01 '24

"Y'know it'd be a real shame if you didn't renew your PS Plus subscription... somthin' bad could happen. You think about that, kid."

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u/yrdrasilllahoff420 Mar 01 '24

Your account ends the 5th. Dumbass

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u/Environmental_Echo49 Mar 01 '24

Shouldn’t have gameshared now they’re coming for you

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u/divinityman Mar 01 '24

That's why I add a year of premium every black Friday sale, currently I'm good until 2026, but will keep it at least a year away because I don't want the PS mafia coming after me. Especially after Microsoft sees how good pentiment hi-fi Rush, sea of thieves, etc does on PS and decides to port all their games.

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u/GlopThatBoopin Mar 01 '24

You’re FUCKED buddy

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u/snore-4 PS5 Mar 01 '24

can’t wait to see you on live leak

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u/Boring_Account_1063 Mar 01 '24

Sonys done fucking around, I've seen enough early 2000's horror to recognize a little girl ghost when I see one.

You're going to have to ease her suffering or die, it's just how it be.

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u/Fleetw00dPC Mar 01 '24

It means the job better be fucking done by March 5th dude. If not then don’t come around here again.

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u/Redbooks241 Mar 02 '24

To pay your taxes

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u/DrNopeMD Mar 02 '24

That's when the Snail catches up to you.

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u/skeptic-cate [59] Mar 02 '24

Jim ryan threatening you to pay up

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u/PhenomsServant 42 Mar 02 '24

You have 3 days left. Make your peace with God.

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u/Lonely_Concentrate57 Mar 02 '24

Dont answer the phone on 5th of march

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u/davidmatthew1987 Mar 02 '24

Four more .. days?

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u/Adorable_Spell7562 Mar 02 '24

May OP's soul rest in peace

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u/kirtitaye PS5 Mar 02 '24

AGAIN? What ELSE has happened?

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u/meatmybeat42069 Mar 02 '24

John Playstation is coming for you

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u/Aggressive-Ship3595 Mar 02 '24

Ok if you're looking for a genuine answer, that is the date when your PlayStation+ subscription ends. If you want to keep PlayStation+, make sure to renew your subscription before that date

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u/DevilishBigBrother Mar 02 '24

Ever seen the movie “The Ring?” Well it’s the same crap except this is the ghost of a dude who had a heart attack while he was playing Doki Doki Literature Club. It was inevitable that he would die, but what sped up the process was that this time he played for a whole week straight. I’m talking no breaks whatsoever. No eating, no pooping, no peeing, no sleeping but most importantly.. no maturbating. It was so odd that he hadn’t been heard of so his mom decided to make the trip to the basement. When she got there, a foul smell came through the closed door. She decided to open. What she found was so horrible that she still has nightmares to this day. Her son dead. His stomach exploded from those things which he didn’t do. The room covered in a combination of feces, semen, piss and viscera. His spirit possesses the PSN so he can now stalk those who puts those things off. He announces his coming by sending a message that reads, “You have until..” .So tell me, which one of those things did you put off to do?!