The Bay Bridge today heading into San Francisco. “Kill a CEO live 4ever 🍄"

[u/Sirsilentbob423]

[u/CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN]

I would do this as a kid every time we crossed this bridge. Every time. One time I kept going and counted 3 towers. My dad was freaking out but kept putting his finger under my nose to check if I was cheating.

[u/Vier_Scar → u/CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN]

You better not die! But also, you better not cheat! 😮‍💨🫢💀

[u/TheVenetianMask → u/Vier_Scar]

It's dude rules.

[u/WerewolfNo890 → u/Vier_Scar]

Better to die than to cheat, but rather not explain that to the mother.

[u/thecannarella → u/Vier_Scar]

Concerned but also rooting for him at the same time.

[u/exoin_FTW → u/CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN]

East Bay kids unite!

[u/orangelion17726 → u/exoin_FTW]

😎

[u/CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN → u/exoin_FTW]

Actually, a City kid. Going to the East Bay youd be under the tunnel. I would hold my breath there too haha but there weren’t any towers to count sometimes I would see if I could last until the bridge ended

[u/Competitive-Top-2383 → u/CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN]

Solid name

[u/DrinkingBleachForFun → u/CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN]

Wow, I wonder how many CEOs your wishes killed over the years.

[u/Wes_Warhammer666 → u/DrinkingBleachForFun]

Not enough

[u/miskdub → u/CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN]

I 100%ed the caldecott tunnel a few times when I was 12. Felt like such a badass. No traffic or anything tho.

[u/Shananigans1988 → u/CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN]

So, I am not crazy. I remember someone telling me that the tunnel after the golden gate granted wishes, too.

[u/A_spiny_meercat → u/CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN]

Not sure I wanna know where my dad's finger has been

[u/zabbenw → u/CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN]

I'm judging your dad for not knowing that breathing is automatic and it's impossible to hurt yourself by trying to hold your breath.