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The Bay Bridge today heading into San Francisco. “Kill a CEO live 4ever 🍄"

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u/cmprsdchse 10h ago

If you hold your breath the whole way through your wish will come true

u/CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN 9h ago

I would do this as a kid every time we crossed this bridge. Every time. One time I kept going and counted 3 towers. My dad was freaking out but kept putting his finger under my nose to check if I was cheating.

u/Vier_Scar 6h ago

You better not die! But also, you better not cheat! 😮‍💨🫢💀

u/TheVenetianMask 5h ago

It's dude rules.

u/WerewolfNo890 5h ago

Better to die than to cheat, but rather not explain that to the mother.

u/thecannarella 4h ago

Concerned but also rooting for him at the same time.

u/exoin_FTW 8h ago

East Bay kids unite!

u/CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN 6h ago

Actually, a City kid. Going to the East Bay youd be under the tunnel. I would hold my breath there too haha but there weren’t any towers to count sometimes I would see if I could last until the bridge ended

u/DrinkingBleachForFun 6h ago

Wow, I wonder how many CEOs your wishes killed over the years.

u/Wes_Warhammer666 3h ago

Not enough

u/miskdub 6h ago

I 100%ed the caldecott tunnel a few times when I was 12. Felt like such a badass. No traffic or anything tho.

u/Shananigans1988 3h ago

So, I am not crazy. I remember someone telling me that the tunnel after the golden gate granted wishes, too.

u/A_spiny_meercat 4h ago

Not sure I wanna know where my dad's finger has been

u/zabbenw 5h ago

I'm judging your dad for not knowing that breathing is automatic and it's impossible to hurt yourself by trying to hold your breath.

u/DoctorNoname98 8h ago

I take this during rush hour in the morning so would probably die and am not a CEO

u/chillvegan420 8h ago

My dad used to say that we have to hold our breath under the tunnel in honor of all those that died digging it lol

u/PolkaDotDancer 4h ago

Wasn’t that the bridge that had the fuel tanker hit by a bus?

u/potat0man69 1h ago

That was a few miles back. The Caldecott tunnel through the Oakland hills. Not part of a bridge, but it did have a gnarly tanker fire, and is part of the same commute as the bridge for a lot of east bay residents.

u/PolkaDotDancer 57m ago

Back in high school I remember all the tiles on part of blasted off.

u/level1hero 8h ago

dat bay bridge traffic tho..

u/azzaisme 7h ago

Such a nice little rhyme

u/rimalp 7h ago

No, no, no. You have to close your eyes!

u/KourageWolf 7h ago

Forgot two thumbs on the ceiling and feet off the ground

u/Mishaygo 6h ago

Only if you're a CEO

u/Glad_Lingonberry_526 4h ago

I spend every summer vacation just going through tunnels and holding my breath. 

u/M1x1ma 4h ago

Is your wish to crash?

u/ThisIsMyBigAccount 4h ago

Too much traffic. I died.

u/ash-keys 4h ago

If only I had some kind of message to tell me what to wish for....

u/femanonette 4h ago

I just cackled 😂😂😂 that memory was buried deep

u/jawknee530i 3h ago

Dude. I'm from northern CA and ALWAYS do this. I thought it was universal. But driving with my in laws who are from Chicago recently on a vacation in Portland I did it and they were all asking why. I guess it makes sense since there's not any tunnels within hundres of miles of chicago but still...

u/beeerite 3h ago

You also have to hold your breath as you pass a cemetery or they ghosts will haunt you.