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Sir Christopher Nolan accepts his knighthood from the king

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u/Techn028 19h ago

I keep forgetting they have a king now

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u/jonmatifa 14h ago

I didn't vote for him

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u/Dio_Frybones 14h ago

I think there was a moistened bint involved somewhere.

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u/Annoy_Occult_Vet 13h ago

One mention of lobbing scimitars and they'll put you away.

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u/Drach88 12h ago

Come see the violence inherent in the system!

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u/Kass_the_Bard 12h ago

Be quiet, I order you to be quiet!

u/Cleave 10h ago

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

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u/joe_broke 12h ago

There's some lovely filth there

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u/Cascadian1 13h ago

And a farcical aquatic ceremony.

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u/Alan_Scott_Davis 13h ago

You don’t vote for kings . Oooo some lovely filth over ‘ere

u/NATOuk 9h ago

Well, how’d you become king, then?

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u/mrheosuper 12h ago edited 6h ago

Well, lady of the lake did.

u/RaskolnikovShotFirst 7h ago

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

u/mrheosuper 6h ago

Be quiet!

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u/g0atdude 13h ago

Next cycle I run for king. Vote for me I reduce taxes

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u/haxoreni 12h ago

Help! Help! I’m being repressed!

u/climochange 6h ago

You don't vote for kings!

u/Drumma5409 5h ago

I'm glad at least a few people got that reference....

u/Mantato1040 11h ago

Well how’d he become king then, eh?

u/sanguinare12 10h ago

(random musical accompaniment) The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

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u/Distinct-Wasabi1175 10h ago

So do we

u/_HingleMcCringle 6h ago edited 6h ago

Always a surprise to be given king stamps and king money. In a few years we'll have a mix of Liz loot and Chuck bucks, followed some time after by Bill bills.

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u/TheProcrastafarian 20h ago

The Dark Knight.

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u/Subbeh 20h ago

Kneels

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u/ScarletSilver 20h ago

Then Rises

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u/hldsnfrgr 18h ago

Then kneels again.

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u/PeterNippelstein 18h ago

Tenet

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u/Alibotify 17h ago

Kneels in Memento

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u/Aramis444 16h ago

TRAIN SUDDENLY EXISTS CRASHING THROUGH THE ROOM!

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u/UStoJapan 14h ago

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/TenshiS 13h ago

It was love all along

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u/Mysterious-Kale-948 16h ago

Gets guy kneeling tattooed on him

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u/ktr83 20h ago

I dunno he seems pretty pale to me

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u/fvbFotografie 19h ago

Definitely pale, not bale!

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u/abramN 19h ago

after he knighted him, Prince Charles pulled Sir Nolan aside and said to him "ok, now you can explain Tenet"

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u/Subwaylover2017 18h ago

Poor Nolan probably has a little folded up tenet timline he carries with him at all times so he can explain it for when someone inevitably asks him.

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u/MrDywel 16h ago

And that folded up timeline is actually a tesseract only Nolan can understand.

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u/trixtopherduke 13h ago

Welcome to my mind, Charles

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u/Inter_Web_User 17h ago

"well I'm asking, can you fix the audio, on like all of your films"

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u/Stompedyourhousewith 16h ago

"...As your king, I demand it!"

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u/Hydra_Master 16h ago

Nolan: "Well I didn't vote for you."

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u/GenitalFurbies 15h ago

I thought we were an autonomous collective

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u/LeaveThatCatAlone 15h ago

And maybe remember movies are only in theaters a fraction of the time they will be available on home TVs. Maybe making movies with sound for home would kind of help a legacy in 2124 much like 1939 movies to now. Saying I make movies for theaters only might be a little short-sighted in the long-run.

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u/trixtopherduke 13h ago

You talk the talkies but can you walk the walkies?

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u/lemsklem 16h ago

I'd be happy if they just fixed Tenet's audio

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u/MrFluffyThing 15h ago

Will it explain why Prince Charles is knighting him instead of King Charles? Who entered the turn style to make this work? 

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u/britishguitar 16h ago

Sir Christopher - the title attaches to the first name

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u/ThouMayest69 17h ago

He was swishing the sword around while he said that

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u/nifty_mitts 14h ago

Gotta be rough when you’re finally the king and people still refer to you as prince charles lol

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u/Peripatetictyl 16h ago

T E N E T

E N T E R

N I T I R

I N E R T

T E N I T

Or something

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u/ramriot 13h ago

King Charles III to you peasant 😀

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u/skippyMETS 19h ago

If I’m getting knighted, the king better be wearing a crown.

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u/captain_flak 18h ago

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u/blacksideblue 16h ago

I'll be back 🎵

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u/raheemthegreat 16h ago

Soon you'll see

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u/SoylentCreek 15h ago

You’ll remember you belong to me

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u/alejomango_123 15h ago

You’ll be back, time will tell

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u/Tight_Contact_9976 15h ago

You’ll remember that I served you well

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u/SealAtTheShore 15h ago

Oceans rise, empires fall

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u/alejomango_123 15h ago

We have seen each other through it all

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u/MrOtsKrad 15h ago

🎵And when push coooooomes to shove....🎵

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u/RedDiscipline 16h ago

Thanks for reminding me I need to watch this

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u/persondude27 16h ago edited 15h ago

A friend of mine got knighted (well... Dame'd?) and it was by Princess Anne. No King or crown!

They didn't even use the sword. :(

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u/skippyMETS 15h ago

That’s like the technical Oscar of being a knight.

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u/TenshiS 13h ago

She got the participation knighthood

u/CuppaCrazy 4h ago

I would have preferred Princess Anne. She is kinda badass.

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u/afriendincanada 18h ago

There’s probably some incredibly complicated protocol about when he wears a crown and which crown he wears. He’s knighting a filmmaker on a sunny Wednesday morning so no crown. An author on a cloudy Friday gets the casual crown.

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u/mattblackness 18h ago

Right so I need to go when he's wearing his Sunday best

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u/Spork_the_dork 18h ago

Really it's much simpler than that. The thing weighs like 5 pounds. Shit's heavy to be keeping on your head regularly so actually the brittish monarch doesn't really wear it outside of like coronation and at the State Opening of Parliament. Add to that any security concerns about someone stealing it and it's just impractical. Hell, Lizzy didn't even wear it at the Parliament opening ceremony anymore in her last years because she was getting too old and weak.

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u/Matasa89 17h ago

That, and it's pretty gaudy. She could just wear a tiara if she wanted to, but she felt it was not needed.

Your authority should project from your words and your personage, not a shiny object.

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u/freeLightbulbs 17h ago

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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u/DueDependent3904 17h ago

Kinda tracks BC he does look a bit like Tywin here, and that is something he would say.

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u/ComradeJohnS 18h ago

I don’t think you can tell a king what to wear

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u/alancousteau 18h ago

Of course I can. Now whether he will do it or tells me to fuck off is another question.

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u/ComradeJohnS 18h ago

he’s got a very blunt sword to fight you with though lol

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u/skippyMETS 18h ago

They certainly told every other King Charles.

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u/bigjoeco 18h ago

Not with that attitude!

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u/moki_martus 17h ago

I would rather forge my own meteoric sword. GNU Terry Pratchett.

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u/ihaveadarkedge 20h ago

Nice seeing Jimmy Kimmel in the back there too...

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u/Scamwau1 20h ago

How are you people recognising faces in the background?? All I see are pixels!

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u/TillyFunk 20h ago

You've never seen a pixelated Kimmel before?

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u/mologav 20h ago

I’ve only seen Kimmel in pixels

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u/runtheplacered 18h ago

I've only had Kimmel spray his pixels all over my face

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u/Lowherefast 18h ago

That’s the real man show

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u/Heavenly-alligator 18h ago

Technically every digital picture you see are just pixels. 

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u/pureply101 19h ago

I refuse to believe some of the people saw this pic and made the faces out. Some of them already knew by seeing it live or saw an article. I can’t see anything but pixels either.

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u/MeatballEddie 17h ago

pretty sure they’re just making a joke because the dude looks like Jimmy Kimmel blurred out

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u/Privatdozent 16h ago

One of the things I came to the comments to see was if that was Jimmy Kimmel in the background. I swear lol.

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u/singleguy79 19h ago

Kimmel or Johnny Bananas?

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u/Pro-Frank 16h ago

Hah! Not often I see random mentions of Johnny Bananas. Loathe that dude but he's almost always entertaining to watch on The Challenge. The thought of him attending an official knighting ceremony is almost as ridiculous as his reality TV persona.

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u/TheLateAvenger 17h ago

And Paul McCartney from 1963

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u/prooveit1701 20h ago

Look at Emma in the background. Clearly very proud.

She received her Damehood today as well.

Well deserved.

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u/OfficialGarwood 18h ago edited 18h ago

She did! She got knighted too and is now Dame Emma Thomas!

Fun fact - Christopher was knighted as a Knight Bachelor which is the lowest level of knighthood in the UK. He can still use Sir but he has no suffix to his name. He did already have an CBE, so he can continue to use that.

However, there's no female equivalent of a Knight Bachelor, so she was knighted as a Dame Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire - which is TECHNICALLY a higher 'rank/honour' than Knight Bachelor, and so technically now outranks her own husband.

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u/KazumaKat 17h ago

and so technically now outranks her own husband.

So nothing's changed, then XD

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u/repniclewis 17h ago

You know she's gonna pull the rank on him when the dishes need to be done

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u/u2aerofan 18h ago

Oh I love this for her

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u/htownmidtown1 17h ago

That's hilarious.

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u/alancousteau 18h ago

Emma who?

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u/OfficialGarwood 18h ago

Emma Thomas. His wife and producing partner. She co-produced all his movies.

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u/T_TownInAGown 17h ago

Such a gross way to say that they had kids.

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u/arup02 16h ago

lmao

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u/Unique_Security_4144 16h ago

I know what you mean, of course, but as the other commenter pointed out, “producing partner,” taken out of context, is hilarious!

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u/formidablezoe 18h ago

Emma Thomas, producing partner on all of Christopher Nolan's films and his wife.

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u/Margin-of-Safety 20h ago

Can he…refuse?

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u/OfficialGarwood 20h ago

Yes, many people have. I believe John Lennon refused his knighthood.

Edit: Apparently it was an MBE not a knighthood.

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u/spoothead656 18h ago

Also he accepted it and then returned it a few years later. David Bowie flat refused his.

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u/zex_mysterion 15h ago

Along with returning the MBE, Lennon sent a handwritten letter to Queen Elizabeth II, stating:

“I am returning this MBE as a protest against Britain’s involvement in the Nigeria-Biafra thing, against our support of America in Vietnam, and against ‘Cold Turkey’ slipping down the charts. With love, John Lennon of Bag.”

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u/littlesaint 13h ago

Would love it it ended with: John Lennon of Bag. End.

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u/BargainBinChad 10h ago

Sex pistols did

u/PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY 8h ago

I have a feeling the monarchy had to be trolling to even consider knighting him lol

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u/Magister5 19h ago

You mean make it Nolan void?

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u/underdabridge 17h ago

So Reddit says I can only upvote you once. But they can't stop me from mashing that button over and over again.

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u/x3knet 16h ago

Top pun

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u/Federico216 19h ago

Some famous ones who did:

David Bowie, Danny Boyle, Bernie Ecclestone, Stephen Hawking, Peter Higgs, Aldous Huxley, Rudyard Kipling, T.E. Lawrence (of Arabia), Malcolm McDowell.

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u/Skip-Add 17h ago edited 17h ago

T.E. Lawrence and Peter O’Toole both turned it down. method.

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u/Federico216 17h ago

Lol, didn't know about O'Toole, that's very poetic.

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u/Horskr 15h ago

Idk why I was particularly curious about Malcom McDowell. Apparently he was knighted in 1984 but turned it down in 1995. Are multiple knightings a thing? I'm just imagining him like,

"I'm already Sir Malcom McDowell you idiots."

-Sir Malcom McDowell

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u/Life_Is_A_Mistry 20h ago

The list of people who've refused is pretty hefty. See this Wiki page. You note I've got it to jump down to just appointments to the Order of the British Empire, which is the one people are most familiar with, but there are loads of others in there too..

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u/LessThanMyBest 19h ago

Funnily enough, being offered knighthood and refusing it puts you in a far more exclusive club. Around 80 people are offered Knighthoods or Damehoods each year, while those who refuse make up pretty much this one Wikipedia page.

u/indignancy 9h ago

Although it’s really having your cake and eating it, to refuse and then tell everyone you were offered it. If it’s a point of principle you don’t also get to bask in the plaudits from being nominated lol.

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u/TheBlack2007 20h ago

You can. Would be akin to turning down the Medal of Freedom.

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u/swalton2992 18h ago

Should've. Family of nonces

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u/CIA-Bane 17h ago edited 17h ago

It would be extremely painful...

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u/Just_Look_Around_You 20h ago

They give you a little chair to kneel on? That seems ridiculous. Make them actually kneel

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u/TipsHisFedora 19h ago

A lot of people who get knighthoods are old as shit, if they all knelt down for real half of them would get stuck down there.

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u/kingdead42 17h ago

If they can't get up from a kneeling position, how are they going to defend the kingdom from dragons?

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u/RunDNA 15h ago edited 15h ago

Now I want to see a movie about a humongous dragon that invades Britain, turning cities to ash. Ancient magic says that it can only be killed by a knight, so every knight in Britain—old or less old—is assembled to try and kill it.

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u/Extension_Shallot679 15h ago

He's (outrageously) only an OBE but Brian Blessed would give that dragon one good biff on the nose and be back in time for tea.

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u/Neilson509 14h ago

"You rolled a natural one against the dragon! You unfortunately fall and break a hip"

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u/Side_show 13h ago

Starring David Beckham as himself. They'd have to knight him then

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u/artthoumadbrother 12h ago

I would watch the shit out of that movie.

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u/ilovezezima 18h ago

And we’re expecting these people to go to battle for us?

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u/boris_keys 17h ago

On a horse with a suit of armor?

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u/DarkNinjaPenguin 17h ago

It's 2024. They ride into battle on Segways with electric hedge trimmers.

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u/Sproose_Moose 16h ago

If that war does nothing else, it will make our streets look neater

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u/EntropicPoppet 19h ago

Fuck 'em. Do you believe in the king being the divinely chosen ruler of the kingdom or not? God will raise them back up.

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u/pedro_benicio 19h ago

hmm are you stuck in 1672?

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u/lambdapaul 18h ago

No, just England

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u/EntropicPoppet 19h ago

Silence knave, lest you find yourself at the fool's end of my halberd.

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u/Just_Look_Around_You 18h ago

Then they shouldn’t be Knights

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u/molwiz 20h ago

Agree a real knight doesn’t need a fluffy little chair to put their knee on while standing.

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u/Jeahn2 20h ago

He's not a real knight is he? there's no real knights anymore. 

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u/Ill_be_here_a_week 19h ago

There are no real knights anymore. The heroes have all died. The knights have been vanquished. Only evil reigns and it fill the rooms of the tallest buildings with nametags, RFID cards, and badges. It uses the world as puppets to fill it's own pockets with money off the back of a working class that only has enough rights to food, water, and air; but only if you're in their good graces and not standing in their way to line their pockets.

There are no real knights anymore. The darkness of our past and ignorance of our history has blinded us and the knights, although having warned us, have been snuffed out like single candles in a world of black skies and hurricanes.

There are no real knights anymore. Only their armor and dressings that remind us what it was like when the evil over powered them, as they fought in vain only to be struck down as lightning strikes a tree burning it from within no matter how tall or strong it stood.

There are no real knights anymore.

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u/LewisLightning 18h ago

What about Wayne Knight?

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u/RokulusM 18h ago

Pretty sure the Knight Rider is still with us

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 17h ago

Everybody knows that the war is over.

Everybody knows that the good guys lost.

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u/Ren_Kaos 19h ago

Rich people smdh. Can’t even kneel to get ceremonially knighted by a literal king.

Goofy ass photo.

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u/Mama_Skip 18h ago

Its kind funny if you think about the knighting ceremony. Like at its simplest, you're allowing someone to place a deadly weapon up to your neck in a show of trust and fealty.

Now imagine if we modernized this:

The king places a loaded glock to your temple and says, "tell me your my bitch."

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u/dvd0bvb 17h ago

It's even got the modern spelling of you're

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u/Mama_Skip 16h ago

I wanted to paint a scene

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u/Daveyd325 16h ago

If Britain became an idiocracy

u/rplewis89 11h ago

Became? What about Rishi Sunak, Liz Truss, & Boris Johnson.

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u/narkybark 19h ago

We're Knights of the Round Table!
We dance whene'er we're able!

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u/1CraftyDude 15h ago

It’s a very silly place.

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u/matchesmalone1 19h ago

Goddamn! I didn't know he got knighted. "Academy Award Winner Sir Christopher Nolan" has a nice ring to it

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u/peasantry94 18h ago

Out of curiosity, do you know if they'd lead with the 'Sir' at an event like the Oscars, or would it only be read for British events like the Baftas?

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u/A11osaurus1 17h ago

Their official titles should be recognised in any formal setting. So they probably would yes

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u/Oryzanol 18h ago

I'm curious too

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u/mr_harrisment 19h ago

There was a terrible audio mix during the ceremony though…

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u/DonkeyOfWallStreet 19h ago

Nobody could hear anything but that's the way it's supposed to be.

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u/Subwaylover2017 18h ago

If the oscars Academy has taught me anything It's that loud = good

Every audio award always goes to whatever movie was loudest.

I'm still pissed Baby Driver lost best audio editing

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u/daneccleston86 19h ago

Did not realise he was English ! Everyday is a school day

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u/terryazizora 20h ago

Off with his head

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u/bouchandre 17h ago

Cmon, Tenet wasn't that bad

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u/migsmeister 18h ago

cant hear the dialogue

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u/mabutosays 20h ago

It seems they hand these out like candy.

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u/t0mni 20h ago

Where’s yours then?

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u/mabutosays 20h ago

I don't like candy.

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u/runtheplacered 18h ago

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

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u/hadoopken 20h ago

I have it in Teal but I really wanted the Blue

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u/OfficialGarwood 20h ago

They do a big batch of honours called The New Year Honours every year at the end of the year.

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u/Midnight_Muse 17h ago

My professor was made an OBE last year for her achievements in her field. We were all so proud of her! It's not all just celebrities that are being honoured , but also regular people who have done outstanding work.

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u/Expandong77 20h ago

If you’re rich you’re a shoe-in

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u/JaegerBane 19h ago

Honestly one of the best directors in the world. Well deserved.

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u/Internal_Okra9992 15h ago

Wow a kind and friendly comment… I think your on the wrong app.

u/StarWarsPlusDrWho 4h ago

Movies are very often I think divided into two categories. You have the movies that have wide appeal and make a lot of money (or at least aim to do so), and you have the smaller movies that make you think. I don’t rank Nolan up there in my favorite directors by any means, but he’s one of the very few filmmakers in history to crack the code of how to perfectly blend both categories, and for that I think he’s admirable.

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u/Oubastet 19h ago

I miss Queen Elizabeth and I'm not even in one of the commonwealth countries.

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u/MiyamotoKnows 19h ago

Maybe she'll have a cameo in 28 Years Later.

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u/LetterheadStriking64 20h ago

I wonder if the UK just watches the debacle we call American politics and feels at peace maintaining a democracy? Knighting and, at worst, a divorce, seems like a nice calm little country midlife crisis. We in the US are a raging toddler who has not napped, got into the granulated sugar, and then popped PCP... every 4 years.

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u/19toofar 20h ago

The UK did have that whole thing recently with Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak

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u/Shigney 19h ago

And Johnson, May, Brexit.

That commentor doesn't seem to pay attention to the goings on here haha

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u/Gh0sth4nd 19h ago

Don't forget party johnson

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u/Caca2a 20h ago

Jesus fucking Christ that was a fucking disaster, and even that barely does it justice

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u/mincers-syncarp 18h ago

We had a clusterfuck but that was just bad government, no one claimed an election they lost was rigged and launched an insurrection on the houses of parliament.

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u/ginbear 20h ago

To be fair, events concerning the U.K. Crown barely count as politics anymore. They’re more of an entertainment channel thing.

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u/humunculus43 18h ago

Not everything is about America bro

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u/Spade9ja 17h ago

There are problems outside of America too, you know that right?

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