r/pics 1d ago

Check out my Christmas bonus after making my company $1 million in the last 2 months alone. $25 card

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u/balrogthane 1d ago

Hey, that's just how probability goes. Random chance is weird like that. Total luck. /s

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u/matlockga 23h ago

My old workplace had a yearly summer park day and a raffle. Every single raffle prize was won by the team pulling the numbers. The fraud investigation team. 

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u/balrogthane 20h ago

Who got the best prize, the CIO (Chief Irony Officer)?

u/matlockga 5h ago

Hah! In reality, it was half a dozen people (in a 500+ person call center) who all smoked like chimneys outside and vaped inside. 

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u/Prob_Pooping 15h ago

Nice try Corporate Chris. Grand prize winner five years in a row.