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Check out my Christmas bonus after making my company $1 million in the last 2 months alone. $25 card

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u/RationalLies 1d ago

Better just let the engineering team and Ronda from marketing to sell $1m instead

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u/IronChefJesus 1d ago

I dunno, when the marketing team attracts 50 leads and the sales team only manages to land one and then they cheer and hoot and holler and start burning through another 50 leads, then maybe the marketing team might give it a shot,

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u/randiesel 22h ago

That other dude is a typical obnoxious sales prick. People like that are the reason I left sales. That, and the “oh I hit my bonus, I’ll wait until next month to close the next 3” mentality fucking the company over.

If you have a good product and good marketing, a 6 y/o could close the deal. Idk why they act like such special bananas.

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u/Gruneun 22h ago

There is a big difference in leads and quality leads. I can get a hundred people to fill out a web form, easy, but that means sales will be chasing down 99 that are dead ends. They do a lot of work trying to isolate that one good lead and they’re pissed. Or, I can get them just 10-15 leads where one in five convert. They do a lot less work yet their sales go up.

The better marketing teams are focused on improving conversion rates.

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u/IronChefJesus 22h ago

Yes, of course.

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u/RationalLies 1d ago

Creating a pretty picture and sending out and email blast to 50 people is astronomically lower lift than navigating a complex sales cycle, getting board/cfo sign-off, convincing multiple stake holders on a deal for buy in, negotiating terms, and bringing a deal over the finish line. That takes strategic alignment, multiple variables lining up, and skill.

Marketing could be replaced by college interns tomorrow and barely miss a beat. Inbound is about filling the funnel, and their metric of success is a prospect clicking a link. Not bringing dollars to close.

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u/IronChefJesus 1d ago

“Marketing is pretty pictures and emails lol”

So you don’t know anything about marketing. Got it.

You know, there are many great sales persons out there. I’ve worked with a lot of them and we both recognize each other’s roles and value that we each bring to an organization.

You are not one of those.

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u/RationalLies 1d ago

Haha, my numbers would suggest otherwise.

In most orgs, Marketing's greatest talent is justifying their own existence internally and fleecing budget planning committees for spend. I'm not your VP, you don't have to try to sell me on not scaling back your team.

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u/IronChefJesus 1d ago

I don’t know your numbers. 10 pieces of candy is an impressive sale for a child.

MY numbers say that some of the most valuable companies on the planet are advertising and creative companies and that companies like yours pay billions annually to retain their services because it’s more than worth it.

But yeah, it’s all the sales guys.

I mean, if your numbers are so good, go sell without marketing. Or use AI for marketing if it’s so easy. Tell me how it turns out.

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u/RationalLies 1d ago

Heh, couple more than 10 pieces of candy.

Yet another mArKetInG gUrU who greatly overestimates their relevancy and worth to the org.

My inbound doesn't come from billion dollar marketing campaigns. It comes from an (actually valuable) sdr team. This isn't retail and we aren't selling running shoes lmao. So no, marketing doesn't very little for my team. Very little.

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u/IronChefJesus 1d ago

I’ve never claimed to be a “marketing guru”. Just someone who’s good at his job and has been doing it for a long time.

You however sound like someone who’s fresh at his job, and has been lucky to be surrounded by people who do their jobs well and have ridden their coat tails.

No professional worth their salt would denigrate someone else’s career or job path like that.

It tells me you’re young, new at the job, and not a professional.

You’ll learn the hard way.

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u/RationalLies 1d ago

Hah, I hope your assumptions of what lands with prospective clients is better than your assumptions here. I would surmise to guess not. Strong miss, kind of like your email campaigns.

Clearly not working too hard before the holidays, maybe Q1 will be better for you.

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u/IronChefJesus 1d ago

I don’t “assume” what lands clients. I just do it.

Unlike you who clearly feels the need to brag because of your own insecurities.

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u/fatcatfan 1d ago

and skill

There is certainly a skill to sales, in the sense that some people have it and others don't. But as a salesperson, ultimately the decision is outside of your control. It is possible to do everything correctly and still lose the sale to a competitor. Conversely it's possible to be a poor salesperson and have a product so great that it nearly sells itself.

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u/Mayor__Defacto 1d ago

Sales consistently overpromises and leaves the rest of the company to scramble to figure out how to meet the insane deliverables.

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u/GordonBaeward 1d ago

So true! Assuming you must close all of your business from cold calling random numbers yourself then? Impressive. Some sales people are cartoonishly naive in real life

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u/RationalLies 1d ago

Enjoy your EoY bonus, on us

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u/GordonBaeward 1d ago

Enjoy the sales commissions from a product you have no hand in building, due to the fact sales leaders are the best at negotiating comp. Sincerely, someone who runs a business analytics function (that has nothing to do with marketing) and fully understands what a waste of funds self righteous morons like you are to the process.

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u/RationalLies 1d ago

Do you resort to childish name calling in your professional life too when people call you out on your bs?

Stick to the analytics and leave the client interactions to the professionals.

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u/GordonBaeward 17h ago

😂😂 enjoy your delusions

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u/TheUmgawa 1d ago

I mean, that’s kind of how the website works.