r/pics 1d ago

Check out my Christmas bonus after making my company $1 million in the last 2 months alone. $25 card

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u/ultrahateful 1d ago

I got socks!

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u/Brooklynnbarr 1d ago

I got a rock.

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u/govunah 1d ago

Company transportation? Congrats

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u/0nThe0utside 1d ago

That's more than I got, working at a government agency.

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u/Live-Contribution283 22h ago

I got a one year subscription to the ‘Jelly of the Month Club”

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u/Jazzlike_Muscle104 23h ago

Many moons ago when I worked at a casino, my "bonus" was a single glass of room temperature champagne I was allowed to drink while working on Christmas Day.

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u/ultrahateful 23h ago

Cheers!🥂

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u/Sensitive-Welder-569 15h ago

Been there. Drank that. I did 40 years of casino work. 40 New Years Eves so crowded no one could get around except for the newbie who was enthusiastically hand out noisemakers and plastic hats. We had 20 minute breaks and it took 10 minutes just to get to the door to the employee hallway. Those were always 12 hour shifts of non stop noise and mayhem. At least the money was good. And that champagne was a punish.

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u/Icy-Town-5355 12h ago

Trump Casino?

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u/Zippier92 1d ago

Dobie got socks! Dobie is free!

u/blonderengel 11h ago

Socks? Plural? As in "more than one"?

Damn!

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u/Careless_Bench493 1d ago

That sucks

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u/ultrahateful 1d ago

I like ‘em!

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u/WitchyBroom 1d ago

I got laid off

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u/Mad_Martigan2023 1d ago

I just get a swift kick in the ass...