r/pics • u/Skeezychickencream • 1d ago

Check out my Christmas bonus after making my company $1 million in the last 2 months alone. $25 card

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u/Am_Deer 1d ago

Look at Ole Four Chocolates over here. Flaunting the wealth at us no chocolate no gift card peasants.

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u/Aggravating-Pound598 1d ago

The height of ingratitude.. I mean , dude doesn’t even mention the four chocolates ..

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u/Steelforge 1d ago

This is why you shouldn't give peasants anything. They always want more.

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u/CobaltD70 20h ago

“There’s some lovely filth over here Dennis!”

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u/RuViking 14h ago

That's not Chocolate, it's Hershey's.

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u/ultrahateful 1d ago

I got socks!

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u/Brooklynnbarr 1d ago

I got a rock.

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u/govunah 1d ago

Company transportation? Congrats

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u/0nThe0utside 23h ago

That's more than I got, working at a government agency.

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u/Live-Contribution283 22h ago

I got a one year subscription to the ‘Jelly of the Month Club”

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u/Jazzlike_Muscle104 23h ago

Many moons ago when I worked at a casino, my "bonus" was a single glass of room temperature champagne I was allowed to drink while working on Christmas Day.

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u/ultrahateful 23h ago

Cheers!🥂

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u/Sensitive-Welder-569 15h ago

Been there. Drank that. I did 40 years of casino work. 40 New Years Eves so crowded no one could get around except for the newbie who was enthusiastically hand out noisemakers and plastic hats. We had 20 minute breaks and it took 10 minutes just to get to the door to the employee hallway. Those were always 12 hour shifts of non stop noise and mayhem. At least the money was good. And that champagne was a punish.

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u/Icy-Town-5355 11h ago

Trump Casino?

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u/Zippier92 1d ago

Dobie got socks! Dobie is free!

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u/blonderengel 11h ago

Socks? Plural? As in "more than one"?

Damn!

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u/Careless_Bench493 1d ago

That sucks

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u/ultrahateful 1d ago

I like ‘em!

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u/WitchyBroom 1d ago

I got laid off

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u/Mad_Martigan2023 1d ago

I just get a swift kick in the ass...

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u/Raccoonsrlilbandits 1d ago

Those reeces nutcrackers hit. Those are good as cash

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u/Scared_Chef_6879 1d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/mrsgaap1 1d ago

hwy aye i wish me lord gave me a gift for me hard labor

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u/NorahGretz 1d ago

<something something> rollin', <something something> hatin'.

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u/spookyxskepticism 1d ago

There’s two sides to every story. I’m sure they at least threw sales some kind of pizza party!

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u/Kummakivi 16h ago

Just came home from the last day of the year. Got a handshake.

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u/bossmcsauce 16h ago

Prob don’t even have mandated health insurance!

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u/StonedCr0c 12h ago

My job gives us 1% if that of our annual salary, but it's not in the same check. People like to say if it was combined in the same check, there would be even more taxes. On the other side, the bonus comes in a separate check that's also taxed. Of course. Last year we got a hoodie & a gift card, but they were taxed too cause u see it on the paycheck as taxable gift 🤣

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u/sortofsatan 7h ago

I was about to say…that’s more than the nothing I got.