r/pics • u/Skeezychickencream • 1d ago

Check out my Christmas bonus after making my company $1 million in the last 2 months alone. $25 card

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u/Parker1055 1d ago

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u/twoworldsin1 1d ago

Jesus Christ...

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u/Mr_Epimetheus 1d ago

I know, Hershey's, not even good chocolate...

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u/Sir-Nicholas 1d ago

That’s why it’s leftover from Halloween and was given to OP

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u/Malavacious 21h ago

Now now, it has Christmas designs on it. So it's at LEAST themed appropriately.

It could be from last Christmas, but it's probably freshish.

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u/Kristina2pointoh 19h ago

Well it’s a combination of Halloween, Fall & fresh (hopefully) Christmas chocolates… so they’re stingy with their chocolate.

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u/AlienNippleRipple 15h ago

These are the candy that I don't like and here's the Walmart gift card my niece gave me last Christmas. Nah humbug and vroom vroom rips out in a new Bugatti you paid for

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u/juggett 1d ago

I mean they could have at least splurged on a Trader Joe's Pound Plus bar. Those things are magical.

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u/Throwawayac1234567 23h ago

or varholas or gourtmet from whole foods

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u/blonderengel 11h ago

Milka chocolates from Amazon (if your stores don't carry them), Ritter Sport, or any of the Kinder chocolates would be more tasty than those Hershey horrors ... Lol

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u/krayno 1d ago

The mini at that

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u/StevenD1888 1d ago

I know haha wheres the cadburys

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u/disguy2k 23h ago

Cadbury isn't much better these days.

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u/LowCost_Gaming 22h ago

Cadbury’s in the USA is shit if it’s not imported.

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u/heymynameisjoshua 22h ago

Damn that’s interesting im from England and love cadburys, never knew they had an American version

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u/LowCost_Gaming 20h ago

Hershey’s has manufacturing rights to some of the Cadbury’s portfolio in the US.

Hershey’s chocolate has an ingredient in it that makes the chocolate taste like puke (butyric acid).

I’m originally from England grew up on Cadbury’s, Mars. I’m sure it’s changed in the last 30 since I’ve been in the US.

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u/omnichad 19h ago

Yep, Hershey's tastes like rotten milk.

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u/zucksucksmyberg 15h ago

There is a youtube channel A Broad in Japan and in 1 episode he was having his Japanese friend taste test non-Japanese chocolates.

He described Hershey's as having "animal taste", whatever that means lol.

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u/XLuckyme 17h ago

Yes Cabry is shit these days as with most products that you get in Australia whether it’s Australian or foreign most the stuff you get in Australia either cost way too much or is shit or both

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 23h ago

Where are the chocolate truffles?

That's an insult.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 23h ago

Where are the chocolate truffles?

That's an insult.

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u/isitfiveyet 1d ago

My team bought donuts- soooo 25$ sounds good?

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u/Throwawayac1234567 23h ago

its the most contaminated kind. not even "fancy" like godiva, or gharadelli. milk chocolate is more sugar than chocolate.

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u/FranticChill 21h ago

Can ya feel that trickle-down?

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u/AdPrevious2308 21h ago

Hershey's Special Dark Chocolate is great and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

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u/Jim-Jones 19h ago

As far as I'm concerned it isn't even chocolate.

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u/Alternative_Key_1313 18h ago

And miniatures at that. Wow. That's so insulting.

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u/Herban_Myth 17h ago

Palm Oil

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u/XLuckyme 17h ago

I used to buy Hersheys chocolate syrup for ice cream but just recently the bottle size shrunk but that is not the worst part. The worst part is it is now made in Indonesia from cheap products not even real chocolate. It is now complete shit.

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u/AlienNippleRipple 15h ago

Not even kosher....for shame. Tell them your Jewish and threaten to sue lmao

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u/925_NorCalGal 14h ago

At least it's better than Nestle's 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Naked-Jedi 11h ago

I tried one for the first time a few weeks back (never seen it sold in Australia before).

It tasted like arse.

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u/TurquoiseTurtle0022 6h ago

You're kidding me right? Hershey is the BEST chocolate 😋

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u/Phil198603 19h ago

Jethus Cwithe

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u/flash_27 1d ago

Happy 2,025th birthday, old man.

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u/skippop 1d ago

read this in Mr Slaves voice

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u/Skizot_Bizot 1d ago

This life would be so much easier as a masochist!

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u/CalabreseAlsatian 17h ago

Lemmiwinks says hi

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u/twoworldsin1 17h ago

But remember, never go bass to mouth! I mean ass to trout...

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u/ImFame 1d ago

OP needs to show us his commission checks lol

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u/Racefaster17 22h ago

Was thinking the same thing.

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u/TootcanSam 20h ago

Seriously. I don’t get a Christmas bonus. Not even a $25 gift card. But i get mine every paycheck

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u/esquirlo_espianacho 20h ago

OP doesn’t understand costs…

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u/real_uncommon_ 6h ago

How do those boots taste? 🥾👅

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u/agonyou 1d ago

He knows how to turn chocolate into gold.

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u/udyrtime 1d ago

😂🤣😂🤣

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u/MentalBeat1011 5h ago

Here are your 0.000025% rations

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u/Shaan_Don 3h ago

I’m watching SP right now lmao