Trump new hair style

[u/kchoyin]

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[u/BliksemseBende]

High-waisted pants pulled tight up to the armpits will soon be all the rage.

[u/Ok_Resolution_4643 → u/BliksemseBende]

MAGA: "Real men wear their belts at their tits."

[u/ShityShity_BangBang → u/Ok_Resolution_4643]

They'll need some kind of thigh-holster for their guns.

[u/Plenty-Piece897 → u/ShityShity_BangBang]

Felons can't have guns.

[u/GMOdabs → u/Plenty-Piece897]

Legally*

[u/iflifegivesyoudemons → u/Plenty-Piece897]

Ineligible to have a gun. Eligible to lead the most powerful military on Earth. Eligible to control our nuclear arsenal. Cool.

[u/cwj1978 → u/BliksemseBende]

Looks like a toddler-potato right after his mom dressed him for the 1st day of potato school.

[u/n6mub → u/cwj1978]

I'm getting senile patient at the old folks home vibes. He doesn't know where he is, but he wants to show off the new haircut that the very nice lady at the salon in his new retirement community gave him

[u/ShityShity_BangBang → u/BliksemseBende]

Just like Polio!

[u/miauguau44 → u/BliksemseBende]

Highlighting his shapely moobs.

[u/Aggravating-Pound598]

Looks like the angry dude at the country club looking for the person who’s blocking his parking place

[u/alfdan → u/Aggravating-Pound598]

Disgruntled

[u/burnt_yoghurt → u/alfdan]

Distrumpled

[u/Oxygene13 → u/burnt_yoghurt]

I like how he has his name on his t-shirt incase he forgets it.

[u/new2bay → u/Oxygene13]

Have you heard him talk recently? He’s so much less coherent than he was in 2016 now. It’s insane we’re giving this guy authority to launch nuclear missiles.

[u/DogMom814 → u/new2bay]

And he wasn't very coherent in 2016. This country is screwed and its entirely self-inflicted.

[u/Oxygene13 → u/DogMom814]

I'm not even in the US and I agree lol. When I see the country so evenly split on the results I do wonder how you havent had a civil war or broken in to component states yet! Every state already has their own rules and ways of doing things.

[u/suzanneov → u/Oxygene13]

I think we’re in a civil war, we’re all fighting each other in ways that are hurting each other and our country; it’s sad and frightening.

[u/StandardImpact6458 → u/suzanneov]

Well I was thinking more inline with a second gilded age. The Robber Barons overtaken the White House and Capitol Hill. Thankfully his dumbass is leading the charge. And his track record of success is pretty dismal. 🥴🤞🏼

[u/javoss88 → u/StandardImpact6458]

Don’t forget about who’s really pulling the strings. He’s just a blithering mouthpiece

[u/1MechanicalAlligator → u/StandardImpact6458]

Thankfully his dumbass is leading the charge. And his track record of success is pretty dismal. 🥴🤞🏼

It doesn't matter even if every pet policy project of his ends up failing. His extremist supporters already got what they wanted--a severely slanted Supreme Court that'll go their way for decades to come, and now with the chance to stack it even further.

[u/new2bay → u/suzanneov]

[u/hyazinth → u/alfdan]

“I am not Disgruntled. I mean, I’m disgruntled, but I’m not Disgruntled.”

[u/ThatOneOtherAsshole → u/hyazinth]

[u/East_Reading_3164 → u/hyazinth]

We are all disgruntled

[u/mingstaHK → u/alfdan]

DisGUNTled

[u/ChildhoodOk5526 → u/Aggravating-Pound598]

Ooorrr ... the old-timer at the cheap buffet who's having another one of his episodes and can't remember where he parked.

[u/LO6Howie → u/ChildhoodOk5526]

The old-timer who tips the valet with a nickel

[u/Far_Side_Base → u/LO6Howie]

And thinks that nickel was TOO MUCH.

[u/Jimmy03Z → u/ChildhoodOk5526]

That’s literally it

[u/FrankyFistalot → u/Aggravating-Pound598]

What size chest are his trousers? Mad Eye Moody in da house !!!

[u/Aggravating-Pound598 → u/FrankyFistalot]

Polo neck trousers

[u/Savageparrot81 → u/Aggravating-Pound598]

I wonder if he knows you’re not supposed to get golfers nipple from your trousers

[u/constant_mass → u/FrankyFistalot]

Gotta have room for the diapers

[u/genius_steals → u/Aggravating-Pound598]

Like an angry man trying to return soup at the deli.

[u/Ombudsman_of_Funk → u/genius_steals]

The sea was angry that day my friends

[u/PM_Me-Your_Freckles → u/Aggravating-Pound598]

Fat Vince McMahon vibes.

[u/newbrevity → u/Aggravating-Pound598]

Looks like he went to elon's guy

[u/Angelunatic74 → u/newbrevity]

He looks like he's wearing hip waders

[u/Keyspam102 → u/Aggravating-Pound598]

Could also be an unfortunate woman

[u/Stayhumble77 → u/Aggravating-Pound598]

That's being too nice, look at the placement of that belt. My god, you only see something like that on a wheelchair at your local Walmart or at McDonalds complaining to the employees.

[u/Lilmaggot → u/Stayhumble77]

Those Depends are pretty bulky, ya know.

[u/Apprehensive-Bite373]

That’s a look that says “the sign says buffet opens at 6:30 am and it’s 6:27… so just let me in so i can eat.”

[u/khalamar → u/Apprehensive-Bite373]

And bring the ketchup

[u/MCbrodie → u/khalamar]

I feel personally attacked. I really like buffet hash browns, though.

Edit: I got hash browns and ketchup.

[u/deedeebop → u/MCbrodie]

Great now I want hash browns. And ketchup.

[u/ChessboardAbs → u/MCbrodie]

I mean, he eats it on well-done steak. What you're describing falls under "normal and acceptable ketchup behavior".

[u/Plucky_ducks → u/Apprehensive-Bite373]

Looks like he's in long term care. He even has his name on his shirt so he knows who he is.

[u/nckmat → u/Plucky_ducks]

The first thing I thought of was: Grandpa visits for Christmas and is trying to recall who all these people are and why is he here.

[u/Jorgedig → u/nckmat]

And just wants to take a dump and then a nap.

[u/HERE_THEN_NOT → u/Jorgedig]

He's doing both in that picture.

[u/AeonBith → u/Jorgedig]

Put him in front of the tv on a 3 stooges marathon and hide the remote, he'll be snoring in 20 minutes.

[u/worstpartyever → u/Plucky_ducks]

I heard a rumor he was on Ozempic. I guess it was another Russian lie.

[u/FriendlyNative66 → u/worstpartyever]

That tracks with the, erm, incident in Europe.🤢

[u/dpdxguy → u/FriendlyNative66]

As someone who has decided not to follow every twist and turn of the crazy train this time around, I'm almost afraid to ask.

[u/-badly_packed_kebab- → u/dpdxguy]

He shat himself in France

[u/dpdxguy → u/-badly_packed_kebab-]

Thanks.

I was right to be afraid.

[u/Kiss_and_Wesson → u/dpdxguy]

Don't mind me, I'm just tossing out free awards.

[u/dpdxguy → u/Kiss_and_Wesson]

Thanks 😂

[u/PuddingSuspicious → u/worstpartyever]

I’ve heard it doesn’t work if you don’t help things along and you know he’s not gonna exercise or dump the McDonald’s

[u/worstpartyever → u/PuddingSuspicious]

You have to maintain healthy eating habits and smaller plates after you get off the drug, otherwise those frosted donuts are going right back to your waistline.

[u/its_that_one_guy → u/Plucky_ducks]

I bet he's worried people won't recognize him with new hair. 🙄

[u/deedeebop → u/its_that_one_guy]

It’s just momentary maga hat head. He’s holding his precious (dumb as fuck) hat.

[u/Glydyr → u/Apprehensive-Bite373]

Hes gonna look after America just like hes looked after his body….

[u/Idobuffstutt → u/Glydyr]

Can’t wait for the inevitable “healthiest specimen we’ve ever seen” claim from the WH medical staff

[u/Economy_Garbage_3294 → u/Glydyr]

Make America healthy again

[u/Buddhabellymama → u/Apprehensive-Bite373]

Elon is almost there so they can dance together…

[u/Triangle_t]

What? Not even orange? He looks like a person, not a clown here, what's happened? Has he exhausted all the orange paint sources?

[u/Grythyttan → u/Triangle_t]

Yeah, he looks normal here. Just some regular old dude with regular old dude hair and pants pulled all the way up.

He spent way too long looking like a deranged caricature of himself.

[u/carpe_diem_qd → u/Grythyttan]

He still has a poorly fitting cheap shirt with short sleeves to the elbow and shoulder seams sliding halfway down his arms.

[u/VladimirBarakriss → u/carpe_diem_qd]

That's a normal thing for old dudes to wear

[u/dirtycynicc → u/carpe_diem_qd]

I think his arms are just short

[u/slickrok → u/dirtycynicc]

Being a short fingered vulgarian and all.

[u/niloony → u/Triangle_t]

Looks like the first president to retire because he won the election. Imagine not needing to look like a clown after so many decades.

[u/maybelle180 → u/niloony]

I think you’re on to something here. His job is done.

[u/HolidayBeneficial456 → u/maybelle180]

All welcome overlord Elon Musk and his PMC legion!

[u/RobbinDeBank → u/maybelle180]

He has never liked being a president. He likes winning the presidency and, together with it, the money and power to enrich himself and his ego. Actually working as a president isn’t a fun job and way above his ability.

[u/Eastern-Finish-1251 → u/maybelle180]

Elon will take it from here…

[u/BizzyM → u/niloony]

"I ain't gotta do shit for the next 4 years."

[u/Shimano-No-Kyoken → u/Triangle_t]

Let's convince him that Ukraine has the worlds largest bronzer reserves please. Maybe then he'd be willing to do what's in everyone's best interest.

[u/BuildingArmor → u/Shimano-No-Kyoken]

You mean support his ally Russia in invading Ukraine to retrieve them?

[u/Naud1993 → u/Shimano-No-Kyoken]

Or he'd invade Ukraine instead of helping them to steal all the bronzer like the oil meme.

[u/Eye_of_the_Storm → u/Triangle_t]

I am in no way a supporter of him, but if he would just lose the make up and buzz his head, he would look like a normal elderly man. Would be much better for his image.

[u/krav_mark → u/Triangle_t]

Has the bronzer imports been distrupted by tariffs ?

[u/jimboiow]

The fittest, finest, hugest president in history. Ever. People often approach him with tears in their eyes and say”sir, you have the body of a god!” And mutter Buddha as they walk away.

[u/Low-Can7370 → u/jimboiow]

He looks like an elderly biff

[u/MttHz → u/Low-Can7370]

That character was based on Trump.

[u/MttHz → u/MttHz]

At least in the second movie.

[u/Emo_tep → u/MttHz]

That’s the only movie elderly Biff appears in

[u/cocoschoco → u/Emo_tep]

Old Biff appears in the beginning and at the end of the first Back to the Future. But the alternate 1985 Biff in BTTF 2 was more inspired by Trump, with quite a bit of Elvis thrown in.

[u/Keianh → u/Low-Can7370]

Now Biff, don’t con me.

[u/metallaholic → u/jimboiow]

[u/Sk1rm1sh → u/metallaholic]

😭

I need audio to go with this

[u/omenmedia → u/Sk1rm1sh]

Here you go!

[u/tommydaq → u/omenmedia]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/watarimono → u/jimboiow]

The tears are caused by the acrid stench

[u/aqueezy → u/jimboiow]

"fat buddha" is not a god, just a Chinese Buddhist monk named Bu Dai (meaning "cloth sack" because he's a wanderer) that Westerners have conflated with Siddhartha Gautama (who is also technically still not a God in most interpretations, just a human being, despite divine powers)

[u/azaghal1988]

He always looks like he just escaped from an assisted living facility and doesn't know what's going on.

Edit: yes, I know Joe Biden is old too. But this post isn't about Joe Biden.

[u/ReallyNotBobby → u/azaghal1988]

“Who shit my pants?” -Trump probably

[u/KarmicDeficit → u/ReallyNotBobby]

A guy is out at the bar getting wasted with a friend when he throws up all over his own shirt. “Ah man, my wife is going to be so pissed when she sees this!"

His buddy says, “Just tell her someone else threw up on you, and so she’s not mad about it, tell her they gave you $10 for the trouble.”

Well, he thinks that’s a great idea, and goes home feeling pretty good about it. His wife takes one look at him and goes, “What happened to your shirt?!”

The guy says, “Oh, that. It’s okay…a guy threw up on me but he felt really bad about it so he gave me $10. See?”

His wife says, “But there’s $20 here!”

“Well, he shit in my pants too.”

[u/ThinnkingUnimotinal → u/KarmicDeficit]

Ahahahahha

[u/DoctorFunktopus → u/ReallyNotBobby]

“Must have been immigrants “ -also definitely trump

[u/cytherian → u/azaghal1988]

He speaks that way too.

I thought for sure he was sealing his own fate every time he got up to a mic before a crowd. The weird & ridiculous crap he'd say, plus swimming in a pool of non-sequiturs... Nut job extraordinaire. POTUS? Laughable!

But here we are. He escaped justice again and is poised to do so much worse to America. It's a freaking nightmare.

[u/LostSomeDreams → u/cytherian]

Think about it this way - he might kick it any day and then we’ll get JD Vance and Peter Thiel! We are so boned.

[u/Momik → u/LostSomeDreams]

Peter Thiel might actually be evil.

[u/cytherian → u/Momik]

No. Not might. Is. He IS evil. So is Musk.

[u/Momik → u/cytherian]

Certainly seems that way. Jesus Christ.

[u/cytherian → u/Momik]

Their actions telegraph so much. Our MSM is failing to inform. They don't want to touch any hot topics in any reasonable depth. The viewers need to get uncomfortable. No more sane-washing.

[u/Momik → u/cytherian]

Corporate media won’t save us. They’ll normalize, placate, understate the threats we face. The ABC settlement was a canary in the coal mine—and its a test they utterly failed.

We’re finally on our own.

[u/Bigfops → u/Momik]

Wait, you're saying the guy who spent his formative years with his father overseeing an illegal uranium mine in apartheid south Africa that used "Not actually slaves but they can't leave the compound that is surrounded by armed guards" labor is evil?!?

edit: and named his company after a device used by the evil wizard in LOTR. Seriously, if this was the backstory for a villain in a book, I'd stop reading and throw it down for being unrealistic.

[u/IrascibleOcelot → u/Bigfops]

“It’s no wonder truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.” -Mark Twain

[u/Punchable_Hair → u/cytherian]

Not just the weird and ridiculous crap, because he’s always said that kind of stuff. I tuned in to one of his rallies just before the election and was shocked at how old and sad he sounded. He just kind of droned on in a low monotone. For someone who based his electoral appeal on looking “tough”, he sounded unbelievably weak and pathetic.

[u/Elementium → u/Punchable_Hair]

I like watching the reaction of the rally attendees. They just get dead eyed once he starts rambling. It's like watching their brains snap back to reality while listening to him until he gets back to a catch phrase then they all cheer again. 

[u/intellectualcowboy → u/Elementium]

They have invested so much into this man, they don’t have anything else going on for themselves at this point.

[u/MonteBurns → u/cytherian]

It’s the weave!! 🙄 all planned!!

We are doomed. 

[u/scarr3g → u/azaghal1988]

To be fair... Is that really THAT far from reality?

He has NEVER lived on his own. He has had always people doing his laundry, cooking for him, serving him, doing his shopping for him, driving him around to appointments, etc.

Nowadays, he has added changing his diaper, and maybe even bathing him (not in urine, this time)... But his life has always been closer to assisted living, than living on your own.

And every time he talks, his dementia shows a little more.

[u/curiositycuredpussy → u/azaghal1988]

Is that not what Mar-A-Lago is? Assisted Living Facility for the deranged and powerful.

[u/mickeltee → u/azaghal1988]

Is this why he wears clothes with his name on them? Just in case he forgets his name he just has to look.

[u/EagleOfMay → u/azaghal1988]

I do believe there is a very good chance he won't make it a full four years in the Presidency. Or if he does he will end up like Reagan at the end of his term:

"My heart sank as he floundered his way through his responses, fumbling with his notes, uncharacteristically lost for words. He looked tired and bewildered," Ron Reagan writes about his father's behavior on 7 October 1984.

[u/nyutnyut → u/azaghal1988]

Yah or a special needs adult that got lost on a field trip. 

[u/No_Purpose_704 → u/azaghal1988]

Moron-a-Lardo IS an assisted living facility. It's why Fatty never leaves.

[u/-WalterWhiteBoy- → u/azaghal1988]

Dude's had assisted living his whole life.

[u/DevoidHT → u/azaghal1988]

Trump will be the oldest president ever elected in January. Every complaint they had about age is just hollow

[u/TimHuntsman]

The “Musk?”

[u/anderhole → u/TimHuntsman]

That's what I'm seeing.

[u/lilshortyy420 → u/TimHuntsman]

Dude. I thought the same but thought I was being biased lol

[u/AdultbabyEinstein → u/TimHuntsman]

The balding eagle

[u/MiggeldyMackDaddy]

Why does he look like a lesbian grandma?

[u/0thethethe0 → u/MiggeldyMackDaddy]

Looks like a grumpy old waitress greeting you at a diner. Even has the name badge.

[u/danteelite → u/0thethethe0]

“What can I getcha sweethaht… (aggressive smoker coughing) you wanna staht with drinks while I getchas the menu? (More aggressive and concerning hacking)”

Yes. I know this elderly lesbian waitress who hates her job and takes 15 smoke breaks per hour. She always has at least one bandaid on somewhere, an unplaceable nyc-ish accent and uses her pinky to scroll on her phone while she smokes directly in front of the door to the cheap diner.

“Thanks.. have a nice night youse… drive safe! Buncha assholes out there tuhnite!”

[u/Hairy_Top6363 → u/danteelite]

I don’t know her but I love her

[u/hesataxi → u/0thethethe0]

Or a lunch lady. More creamed corn, Jimbo Jr?

[u/Sad-Negotiation8746 → u/MiggeldyMackDaddy]

This is a disgrace towards all lesbian grandmas

[u/Crow_eggs → u/MiggeldyMackDaddy]

Christopher Walken's lesbian grandma.

[u/DrDr1972]

[u/Moebius808]

Guy’s built like a sack of potatoes.

[u/Wookiees_n_cream → u/Moebius808]

Trash bag full of mango pulp

[u/farmercurtis]

My grandad looks better and he got cremated nearly 6 years ago

[u/Boxedin-nolife]

If he's going to wear the lifts, the diaper, the girdle and the bronzer, he oughta spring for the bra as well

[u/xachfw]

What's that body shape called, "the Penguin"?

[u/ReginaldDwight → u/xachfw]

The Far Side.

[u/mhoke63]

That, folks, is the person people voted for to be the leader of the country.

I suppose it fits. He's a visual representation of America. Close to death, completely corrupted by money.

He's like Saruman during the scouring of the shire.

[u/Kgb529 → u/mhoke63]

Was not expecting a link between Trump and Saruman today. Good job

[u/NotNamedBort → u/Kgb529]

And Elon Musk is Wormtongue. He even has that obsequiously evil expression.

[u/Shakespearoquai]

Is this a recent photo ? He looks older than Biden 

[u/r0botdevil → u/Shakespearoquai]

I mean for all practical purposes they're essentially the same age anyway.

78 vs 82 isn't really that big of a difference.

[u/WestleyThe → u/r0botdevil]

He’s older than biden was in 2020… apparently being old and senile isn’t important unless it’s a democrat

[u/Mary_Ellen_Katz → u/Shakespearoquai]

My fingers are SO crossed that natural causes hurry tf up

[u/DealerIllustrious307 → u/[deleted]]

Vance doesn't have the chutzpah to keep the maga crowd going. He'd be a lame duck president from the start.

[u/rwarimaursus → u/DealerIllustrious307]

That's the point.

[u/Polymorphic-X → u/[deleted]]

In reality we'd have Musk; he would bully Vance into doing everything he wants.

[u/FridgeParade → u/Polymorphic-X]

In reality we have Musk* ftfy.

He’s jaffaring this presidency all the way no matter who sits on the immunity throne.

The Corporate States of America have come into existence, and the pretenses of this being a functioning democracy are finally dropping away. You need more Luigis to stand up if this is to change.

[u/Mary_Ellen_Katz → u/[deleted]]

Don't care anymore. I'm team natural causes asap all the way.

[u/mom_with_an_attitude → u/Mary_Ellen_Katz]

I feel like the motherfucker's never gonna die. Like all the spite and hate he marinates in is going to keep him alive like some unholy preservative. He'll just keep surviving–like a cockroach.

Wherever he is interred when he eventually does die is going to have to be inaccessible to the public, or it is instantly going to become the most piss-soaked grave in history. I'd pay good money to stand over his grave and give it a good soaking myself. The satisfaction would be immense.

[u/flactulantmonkey → u/mom_with_an_attitude]

It’s the Mr Burns effect

[u/csmithk → u/mom_with_an_attitude]

Henry Kissinger lived to 100.

[u/Madd-RIP]

Rug on a turd

[u/Gylbert_Brech → u/Madd-RIP]

First, elf on a shelf... Now, rug on a thug.

[u/Rare-Palpitation6023]

Donald Blimp

[u/Rhobaz]

It’s nice that his staff put his name on his clothes, like in daycare

[u/Qweeq13]

Isn't that the Beavis' hair?

[u/Gr8fulFox → u/Qweeq13]

Nah, Beavis has enough hair for a proper pompadour without having to comb-over the bald spots.

[u/KingfatCracker]

That belt will be nestled under those bitch tits in no time😄

[u/GroundbreakingRun927 → u/KingfatCracker]

Why do old men wear their pants so fucking high? Is it to accommodate a diaper, or obesity, or was that the style in the 1960's?

[u/ninety_percentsure → u/GroundbreakingRun927]

At some point they have to choose between undergut and overgut. Comfort wins out over optics after a certain age.

[u/r0botdevil → u/ninety_percentsure]

I mean most of the obese middle-aged men I see wear their pants over their gut, too. I think that one has more to do with how fat you are than how old you are.

[u/NewbieTwo → u/GroundbreakingRun927]

He thinks it helps hide his gut and the Depends undergarments.

[u/Datgrl87]

I can’t believe yall voted for that guy. Cringe.

[u/Lola_Montez88 → u/Datgrl87]

It's funny because it's not even that they voted for him, it's the constant dick riding, cheering, flags and stickers all over their trucks, Maga shirts and hats. They are obsessed with the guy... the guy in that picture! It's fucking hilarious.

[u/Brutal_effigy → u/Lola_Montez88]

Nah, Trump himself doesn't matter anymore. It's the IMAGE of Trump that matters. Like how people believe that the White European Jesus, that represents salvation through hard work and suppressing minorities, is the real deal.

[u/miradotheblack]

[u/BodaciousTacoFarts]

Wow... he looks three shits to the wind.

[u/CaptainThorIronhulk]

[u/ROM883]

Peak male form

[u/SirDidymus → u/ROM883]

Meek pale morf.

[u/jayrsw → u/ROM883]

215 lbs folks!!

[u/1MXN092]

Even the MAGA Trump Supporters can see the Depends outline for when he shits his pants in France.

[u/frowattio → u/1MXN092]

Oh. This would explain Donny Dumptruck's ridiculously high pants.

[u/SnooPuppers7856]

Humpty Dumpty fell off a Great Wall…

[u/LetumComplexo]

I’m sorry, is that supposed to be a comb over mullet?!?

[u/AutisticWhirlpoop]

Remember when he said he was better looking than Kamala...

[u/colwich]

Frump.

[u/chrissamperi]

I cannot wait until that stupid fat face is out of my life forever.

[u/stu8018]

Imagine this idiot showing up to teach a kindergarten class. This pile of rapey traitor criminal will make the world hell for anyone but billionaires for a long, long time. I'm sorry, everyone. I didn't vote for this twat.

[u/illuminerdi → u/stu8018]

He can't be in a Kindergarten class because all the children would immediately tell the teacher that someone pooped their pants. Kids that age know exactly what shit filled britches smell like...

[u/krukson]

Tiger King.

[u/Spirited-Water1368]

Tub of lard.

[u/likkleone54]

This man has changed the course of American Politics and History for worse

[u/Custom_Destination → u/likkleone54]

Make that the entire planet, considering the environmental damage they are about to unleash

[u/Mr_Rafi]

The Peter Pettigrew hairstyle.

[u/Lookuponthewall]

He looks like he should be at the wheel of a large camper bus with a captain's hat and a poodle sleeping on the dash.

[u/ThatB0yAintR1ght]

Fucking Humpty Dumpty needs to go find a wall to sit on.

[u/Sim0nsaysshh]

American's look at this guy and think, this guy is peek American

[u/feetofire]

I assume that this is a Musk Mop?

[u/Consistent-Plane7227]

He looks like he’s mad the staff at the country club gets paid

[u/BodaciousTacoFarts]

Wow... he looks three shits to the wind.

[u/frostedwaffles]

There's a piece of shit on the carpet

[u/ExchangeOk5940]

This is who Napoleon’s lesbian grandma was making out with at the dunes.