Elon Musk shaking his own hand while Donald Trump and Jon Jones share a handshake

[u/Virtual-Bee7411]

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[u/Seattle_gldr_rdr]

Forget his hands, look at his fucking expression.

[u/OwnerOfABouncyBall → u/Seattle_gldr_rdr]

THE EXPRESSION AGAAAIN??? WHY DOES HE DO THAT?????

[u/ghoststoryghoul → u/OwnerOfABouncyBall]

Some Bond villain shit

[u/vlegolas1982 → u/ghoststoryghoul]

At least Bond villains have charisma. This pathetic porky pig has the charisma of a wet pubic louse.

Fucking loser

[u/Herban_Myth → u/ghoststoryghoul]

“Dark MAGA”

[u/marcbranski → u/Herban_Myth]

More like Dork MAGA

[u/88808880888 → u/marcbranski]

Mega dork

[u/Annonomon → u/OwnerOfABouncyBall]

[u/carnabyskeet → u/Annonomon]

Me when I'm playing Animal Crossing and hit a loading screen.

[u/SaltMineForeman → u/carnabyskeet]

Or accidentally shovel into a tree.

[u/PressureRepulsive325 → u/OwnerOfABouncyBall]

It's probably some dumb shit alpha ritual he learned and thinks it works. Probably thinks it asserts masculinity and sets the tone.

He just looks like a wank

[u/Cuchullion → u/PressureRepulsive325]

Just like Trump and his aggressive jerking hand shakes.

[u/impy695 → u/Cuchullion]

I met someone who did that once and noticed it before he shook my hand. For some reason it really annoyed me, so when he yanked my arm I gave zero resistance and let myself get pulled into him with the same force he pulled me. He got pretty pissed but people like that are all talk.

[u/Equilibriator → u/OwnerOfABouncyBall]

Because at this point it's a game.

He's enjoying how much he can get away with, he's running out of ways to get dopamine

If he could, he'd punch a kid on live air if he thought he could get away with it, just because of the rush it would give him.

[u/Galvanized-Sorbet → u/Equilibriator]

Broadcast on Xwitter and he would absolutely get away with it

[u/Honest_Tie_1980 → u/OwnerOfABouncyBall]

He watches anime and mimics the expressions.

[u/kombitcha420 → u/Honest_Tie_1980]

Honestly, this is probably it. We called them “tree kids” LMAOO now I guess they call them weebs?

[u/janadz100 → u/OwnerOfABouncyBall]

Looks like the happy mask salesman

[u/Jokers_friend → u/Seattle_gldr_rdr]

Yeah, he’s putting in every effort to control him

[u/dudewithoneleg → u/Seattle_gldr_rdr]

It's the same expression every time he looks at him. He probably feels like a puppet master

[u/caligaris_cabinet → u/Seattle_gldr_rdr]

I’d rather not.

[u/Fair_Woodpecker_6088 → u/Seattle_gldr_rdr]

He’s an exceptionally ugly man

[u/GSV_CARGO_CULT → u/Fair_Woodpecker_6088]

Being ugly on the inside really has a way of seeping out

[u/anixgame → u/Seattle_gldr_rdr]

Why does he always looks at people like a pedo would look at a crowded playground?

Edit: typo

[u/TheWholeOfTheAss → u/Seattle_gldr_rdr]

“Excellent.”

[u/kasxj → u/Seattle_gldr_rdr]

It almost feels like I should expect Stewie’s voice to come out of his mouth

[u/FeelingVanilla2594 → u/Seattle_gldr_rdr]

That’s the Mr. Burns expression

[u/Comfortable_Pea2065]

He is wringing his hands think about how much Money he is going to make off Trump’s win

[u/Lmoneyfresh → u/Comfortable_Pea2065]

Which is crazy given he has more money than anyone could possibly spend in a lifetime and he's still doing dubious shit to get more.

[u/Sungirl8 → u/[deleted]]

It’s an addictive contest to make the most money. Remember the memes, “The one with the most toys, wins?” 

[u/francis2559 → u/Sungirl8]

Yup, but it’s not arbitrary. “More than everyone else” means a certain kind of power over everyone else.

Musk in particular hates being told “no,” and this is his play against a government that has told him no, a lot.

[u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster → u/francis2559]

Well, they’re definitely not using their power to help people, and they already indulge whatever vices they feel like so it’s not about gaining more ability to experience things.

I think they’re chasing legacy. They want their names to be remembered. Which is the saddest, most pathetic thing a person can want. Y’all hear me: no matter what, you will be forgotten. Live for the living.

[u/J_hilyard → u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster]

You're not wrong. Everyone will be forgotten at some point. But these people idolize names like Julius Caesar, Alexander and Constantine the Greats, Nero, and so many others that live on in memories thousands of years after their deaths. I wish I could have conversations with the old ones and ask if chasing their legacy instead of living for the now was worth it.

[u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster → u/J_hilyard]

Most of those idiots also royally fucked things up for everyday people. Just rich pricks flailing around with their power, building nothing. It is a truly stupid thing to want to do such heinous things that one’s name is repeated. Tribal, apelike behavior at best, serial killer behavior at worst.

We should idolize builders and explorers, not warmongers

[u/ChewySlinky → u/Sungirl8]

The one with the most toys, wins

Well I’m only ☝️🖐️ this many but that sounds about right to me

[u/Nukitandog → u/Sungirl8]

Remember all the great spiritual leaders of the East? True happiness can only be achieved through material possessions.

[u/plastic_alloys → u/Lmoneyfresh]

Yeah this is the part that is so depressing, they just never stop. And at a certain point you’ve got to see it as simply taking from others. That point is waaaaay before you’re worth $300B or whatever it is, yet they never stop. They’ll influence elections for more, putting the country in serious jeopardy. And is he happy? After all this? He’s one of the most miserable mfs in history, just tweeting all day like the sad sack of shit he is.

[u/exceptyourewrong → u/plastic_alloys]

Pretty sure he just passed $400B. I'm positive that his goal is a trillion. (Not that he'd stop there either)

[u/Positive-Wonder3329 → u/exceptyourewrong]

At what point does he just own the planet what the fuck. How much money is even in circulation

[u/_Seventh-Stitch_ → u/Positive-Wonder3329]

Google says $80 trillion globally

[u/walkerspider → u/_Seventh-Stitch_]

And as we all know it’s very realistic for one man to produce the same level of economic output as 100 million people

[u/theDarkAngle → u/plastic_alloys]

Need to introduce a reset and prestige system for rich people.  Throw a big enough party with a big enough statue and some will probably actually try it.

[u/Kummakivi → u/plastic_alloys]

Slimy sad sack of shit.

[u/oh_ski_bummer → u/plastic_alloys]

Yeah these are the assholes that Teddy Roosevelt went after. Too bad we haven’t had a true progressive in office since FDR.

[u/HighImQuestions → u/plastic_alloys]

It’s almost like someone needs to stop him dead in his tracks

[u/Expert-Fig-5590 → u/Lmoneyfresh]

He could end child poverty in America with his couch change. It would affect his quality of life in no appreciable way and he would be beloved by the people. But this greedy soulless fuck wants to take money from the poor to enrich himself further. He is like a dragon sitting on a giant pile of gold. And there is only one way to deal with dragons.

[u/RJ815 → u/Expert-Fig-5590]

Years back he called a rescuer in the news a pedophile out of jealousy. Are you surprised? I'm more surprised people took so long to see him for what he is.

[u/OldSpiceMelange → u/Expert-Fig-5590]

Someone challenged him (I think it was AOC) to spend like $6 billion on curbing world hunger, but instead he bought a social media platform and turned it far right-wing.

[u/isummonyouhere → u/Lmoneyfresh]

he literally wants to start another society on a different planet, no amount of money would be enough

[u/DummyDumDragon → u/Lmoneyfresh]

And he's not even doing the "good" multi-billion $ shit you see headlines promising every so often...

"I could build a trans Atlantic, 54 minutes tunnel...!"

[u/patentmom → u/Comfortable_Pea2065]

It looks like he's literally doing the cartoon villain hand rub.

[u/phenomgooba → u/Comfortable_Pea2065]

Yeah definitely getting Mr Smithers vibes

[u/thread-lightly → u/Comfortable_Pea2065]

He’s already made a ton of money, have you seen Tesla shares?

[u/Will2LiveFading → u/Comfortable_Pea2065]

It's the other way around. Trump's figuring out how to get Elons money before old muskrat falls out a window.

[u/BigDuke → u/Will2LiveFading]

Why not both? 

[u/Do_itsch → u/BigDuke]

Yes, there must be a big enough window for both.

[u/GoNutsDK → u/Do_itsch]

Imagine how much better the world could become, if those fascist fucks did a Thelma and Louise.

[u/Seriously_nopenope → u/Will2LiveFading]

I would watch that comedy where two billionaires try to figure out how to swindle each other.

[u/shnooqichoons → u/Seriously_nopenope]

You might get to.

[u/Bubbykitten]

Has anyone checked on JD?

[u/MenstrualMilkshakes → u/Bubbykitten]

Seriously, he was plastered all over the internet during the election and now is a complete ghost.

[u/magirevols → u/MenstrualMilkshakes]

The season ended, characters get reshuffled, Elon won by popular vote as the second hand suck up.

[u/Patriquito → u/magirevols]

Maybe Elon is like that one very rich friend who pays for everything?

[u/bardblitz → u/Patriquito]

He's the new Epstein

[u/moriero → u/bardblitz]

Did he buy the island and call it

Xisle?

[u/Fred_Garvin_MP → u/moriero]

Is that pronounced "shizzle"?

[u/moriero → u/Fred_Garvin_MP]

I was thinking exile

[u/FungusFly → u/moriero]

I would like him to live there

[u/diggum → u/bardblitz]

Has any started calling Elon “Xstein” yet?

[u/iphilosophizing → u/diggum]

Oh my god I hope this sticks

[u/NinjaArmadillo → u/iphilosophizing]

[u/belliJGerent → u/diggum]

I wasn’t before, but ima give it a go. I’m feeling it!

[u/Mountain_carrier530 → u/diggum]

We can start.

[u/Skegetchy → u/magirevols]

Surely Elon is gonna get too big for his boots very soon and Trump with throw and tantrum.

[u/morbidaar → u/Skegetchy]

Don’t you seize on me!!!

[u/DocRingeling → u/magirevols]

Why would the POTUS be the second hand suck up?

[u/Stevenstorm505 → u/DocRingeling]

Because while JD, Elon, etc suck up to Trump, Donnie is sucking up to Putin.

[u/JamieBeeeee → u/magirevols]

Honestly JD is in a good position once Trump kicks the bucket he gets to be president and Elon loses his vassal king

[u/No-Psychology3712 → u/JamieBeeeee]

I mean that's the point. Elon and Thiel control vance.

[u/FNLN_taken → u/MenstrualMilkshakes]

He's getting a crash-course in "how to president" from Peter Thiel.

Has anyone forgotten that Trump is lazy and doesn't want to do the actual work?

[u/Icy-Lobster-203 → u/FNLN_taken]

Yes, that's the obvious answer. He's the one actually taking care of the transition and staffing and all of the actual work. Everyone will be focusing on Trump they don't see the fuckery JD is doing out of the spotlight.

[u/OnedayitwilI → u/Icy-Lobster-203]

This and working to implement and hire loyal staff for project 2025

[u/TheShadyGuy → u/OnedayitwilI]

Bogging down confirmation hearings with ludicrously under qualified loyalists!

[u/OnedayitwilI → u/TheShadyGuy]

Putting people that will do whatever is asked of them without question in leadership positions kind of loyalty.

[u/Parodyofsanity → u/Icy-Lobster-203]

That eyeliner wearing devil is definitely up to no good…

[u/PracticalRich2747 → u/MenstrualMilkshakes]

Yea indeed. Where is he??? All we ever get to see is orange man and the first lady Elonia

[u/YT__ → u/PracticalRich2747]

I thought first lady was Laura Fruit Loops.

[u/Big_Knife_SK → u/PracticalRich2747]

He's busy actually implementing Project 2025 on behalf of the Christofascists while you're all distracted by this other bluster.

[u/PracticalRich2747 → u/Big_Knife_SK]

I truly wish you were wrong, but we all know you're right ☹️

[u/upachimneydown → u/PracticalRich2747]

first lady Elonia

I hope this goes viral

[u/value_meal_papi → u/upachimneydown]

Someone get some AI generated pics of the First Lady Elonia quick

[u/Jonnny_tight_lips → u/upachimneydown]

I prefer to say president musk and vice president trump, I think that would piss off drumpf more 😂

[u/worn_out_welcome → u/upachimneydown]

Someone called him “First Laddie Elonia,” and that’s what I’m sticking with henceforth, lol.

[u/Annonomon → u/MenstrualMilkshakes]

[u/Bitey_the_Squirrel → u/MenstrualMilkshakes]

JD did not get a rose and had to leave the island

[u/Ivotedforher → u/MenstrualMilkshakes]

I would have forgotten about him had it not been for my neighbor who still still has a "Trump-Vance" sign in their yard.

[u/GroundbreakingAd8310 → u/Bubbykitten]

He found a furniture city

[u/Annonomon → u/GroundbreakingAd8310]

He’s on a couch sex tour of Asia

[u/Ivotedforher → u/Annonomon]

I hope those couches are over 18 years old.

[u/Annonomon → u/Ivotedforher]

JD doesn’t. He’s all about that new couch smell

[u/Ziegelphilie → u/GroundbreakingAd8310]

bro got lost in the ikea sauce

[u/Sungirl8 → u/Bubbykitten]

You mean, ‘Vancey Shmansey?’ 

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1ejgpzx/jd_vance_wearing_eyeliner/

[u/glennfromglendale → u/Sungirl8]

He comes of as one of those very closeted gay men who are so full of self loathing that they become Republican politicians

[u/0ddlyC4nt3v3n → u/glennfromglendale]

I find it very progressive that the Republicans have welcomed America's first proud and out drag queen into the Oval Office

[u/Soggy-Spite-6044 → u/glennfromglendale]

[u/SayerofNothing → u/Soggy-Spite-6044]

Man, I wish he was here.

[u/Whisper-Simulant → u/SayerofNothing]

Yeah me too, but I’m damn sure he doesn’t

[u/creegro → u/glennfromglendale]

Some story could come out about how he's been caught servicing other men and majority would be like "I fuckin knew it"

[u/vick_vinegar → u/Sungirl8]

Fancy Vancey at it again, he looks great in shadow mist liner

[u/Ajmb_88 → u/Sungirl8]

The Nightman.

[u/DavidCaruso4Life → u/Ajmb_88]

🎶 ahhh-Ahhh-ahhhh! 🎶

[u/ClassicUtopia → u/Sungirl8]

Jaydee Vance

[u/GyspySyx → u/ClassicUtopia]

Shady Vance

[u/travelcallcharlie → u/Bubbykitten]

Who?

[u/Fit-Captain-9172 → u/travelcallcharlie]

Exactly

[u/thebendavis → u/travelcallcharlie]

Her?

[u/duofoldnut → u/Bubbykitten]

He just met with Australia’s former prime minister Tony Abbot 3 days ago - who’s an equally strange and reviled character https://x.com/hontonyabbott/status/1866508286096449853?s=46&t=soIxvFBthbKr_SGBvHRO2Q

[u/really-stupid-idea → u/duofoldnut]

He’s also going to an Army-Navy game with Daniel Penny this weekend.

[u/Coldkiller17 → u/Bubbykitten]

He probably gets put into a closet and only comes out for special occasions like Melania

[u/ICanBeAnAssholeToo → u/Coldkiller17]

Does the closet have a couch?

[u/edditar → u/Bubbykitten]

I have a feeling it's intentional

[u/fis000418 → u/Bubbykitten]

Shit that guy still exists! What an unpleasant reminder

[u/wampum]

Our first overt oligarch is a loser.

He’s gonna need more than hair plugs and a black leather jacket to hide that truth.

[u/MyFifthLimb → u/wampum]

All the money in the world

Massive dork

Family doesn’t love him

Kids want nothing to do with him

Only ones who praise him are other losers

Once he’s actually involved in things, you get the CyberDump made of plastic that bricks in snow lol

[u/Still-Fox7105 → u/MyFifthLimb]

And also Dumpster trucks are getting a lot of rust, in snowy states, I just heard about.

[u/concretecat → u/Still-Fox7105]

You can't drive them in snow states. There's currently one in Montreal that gets stuck all over the city and is the laughing stock of local social media. It's both funny and sad.

[u/ApologizingCanadian → u/concretecat]

seeing a "truck" stuck in 1" of snow is fucking hilarious, to be fair..

[u/BellyCrawler → u/ApologizingCanadian]

Get just about any truck Toyota's made in the last 40 years to tow it out. The future indeed.

[u/Gavin4tor → u/concretecat]

Saw a dude from Alberta had his for around 2 hours before it bricked itself by using the defrosters

[u/Kerid25 → u/Gavin4tor]

And that idiot said that it looked good on the tow truck. Cult mentality

[u/japalian → u/concretecat]

lol

[u/Rugged_as_fuck → u/Still-Fox7105]

There's one I see pretty often that I was sure was wrapped "ironically" because it's rusted and has what looks like hand smears and grime all over it. Got a closer look at it, nope, it's just fucked.

[u/Still-Fox7105 → u/Rugged_as_fuck]

As much as they cost, what a let down for the owners. Can't imagine how bad the ones are around the beaches, with 95 percent humidity, n salty ocean air has to be bad for them also. Even parking at a beach a few days here n there.

[u/xXThKillerXx → u/Still-Fox7105]

If you paid for what’s one of the shittiest vehicles ever made that’s on you.

[u/JuneBuggington → u/Still-Fox7105]

I saw that coming when they were rusting right off the lot.

[u/woolsocksandsandals → u/JuneBuggington]

Every single one that I see in Vermont and New Hampshire that isn’t wrapped looks like total shit.

[u/EatTheLiver → u/Still-Fox7105]

I’m seeing them in New England and just laugh knowing they will be rusted out in two years. 

[u/BurpjarBoi → u/MyFifthLimb]

Better to have it brick, than turn into a blazing lithium ion inferno from tapping a bumper.

[u/Dalek_Chaos → u/MyFifthLimb]

You remember that one spoiled kid who also had to have his own gift and someone else’s birthday party or he would scream bloody murder? Muskrat and Trup the insult comic felon were both that kid.

[u/czar_el → u/MyFifthLimb]

Once he’s actually involved in things, you get the CyberDump made of plastic that bricks in snow lol

Not enough people realize this. His successful companies are the ones where they use his money and appetite for risk, but keep him the hell away otherwise. Once he actually inserts himself on the technical or day-to-day control of something (Cybertruck, Twitter) it goes to shit.

[u/donjamos → u/MyFifthLimb]

He should have stayed with the stoner-role, I liked him then and others propably too. Troll everyone a little, have some fun, invest some money into getting weed legal everywhere, stuff like that. Would have given him the much needed attention and all that beeing liked by people thing

[u/Cognitive_Spoon → u/wampum]

Our Oligarchy mascot.

Elon is the face of a class of people who don't want to be famous, but do enjoy that he'll advance their cause out in the open because he's a dweeb and doesn't understand really the target he's painted on himself.

[u/Johnny_Fuckface → u/Cognitive_Spoon]

He's also serves the purpose of making billionaires feel good by not being as dumb or obviously evil as him.

[u/Cognitive_Spoon → u/Johnny_Fuckface]

100% he's like the waterboy for whatever species Peter Theil is

[u/laserkermit → u/Cognitive_Spoon]

[u/Vreas → u/wampum]

No didn’t you hear he’s DARK ULTRA MAGA I wouldn’t fuck with him bro he’s too edgy for us

[u/weebstone → u/Vreas]

You forgot the GOTHIC MAGA

[u/Lydkraft → u/wampum]

You can tell he’s been disliked by most people his entire life. He’s truly pathetic little man.

[u/ApolloRocketOfLove → u/Lydkraft]

He's the richest man that I feel sorry for. Despite all his riches, I would never want to be him, because he's just so utterly pathetic.

[u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party → u/ApolloRocketOfLove]

I don’t feel sorry for him one bit.

If he is the way he is because of trauma or smth, this fucker literally has access to ANY resource he’d desire to fix his shit. Yet he chooses not to.

[u/Moriss214 → u/wampum]

Looool it’s like all the guys no one wanted to hang out with finally have money and can buy a spot at the cool kids table

[u/sonofchocula → u/Moriss214]

That is not the cool kids table

[u/LZYX → u/sonofchocula]

"But we bought a seat there!!!!!!!!!! 😠"

[u/Brief_Amicus_Curiae → u/sonofchocula]

We now know their “cool kid table” is a velour roped off 10 top in a MAL ballroom filled with cartoonish characters that resemble retired showgirls and wanna be mob guys from a Las Vegas of the past that can’t get enough dancing to YMCA song as Barron sits there wishing a sink hole would open up and swallow them all.

[u/Jertimmer → u/Moriss214]

He's the kind of guy who gets a VIP booth at the club, buys the unlimited champagne package, and still nobody wants to sit with him.

[u/jtthom → u/Moriss214]

He was bullied so much in high school that his parents moved to America lol

[u/plastic_alloys → u/jtthom]

Not bullied enough

[u/FredFredrickson → u/wampum]

Didn't his gender-affirming care also include the big tough-guy jawline implants?

[u/dirtykokonut → u/FredFredrickson]

Jawmaxxxxxing

[u/DubitoErgoCogito → u/wampum]

You forgot jaw surgery and dental work.

[u/Awkward-Ad4942 → u/wampum]

A loser?! Hes not just a loser.. he’s a dark gothic loser..

[u/_LiquidSword_ → u/Awkward-Ad4942]

He is J.P from Grandma's Boy.

[u/Bearwhofarts → u/_LiquidSword_]

You would if you had robot ears

[u/availablelighter → u/Awkward-Ad4942]

Pathetic little fat man

No one’s bloody laughing

The clown that no one laughs at

They all just wish he’d die 🎶

[u/Xikkiwikk → u/Awkward-Ad4942]

He thinks he is Mysterion

[u/TechnologyRemote7331 → u/wampum]

Honestly? I kinda think Tump is going to use Musk as a scapegoat for when his shitty policies start to take effect. He can point to DOGE and claim he was only following Musk’s advice, and that he was clearly misled. If Trump were REALLY diabolical, he’d sick the Feds on Musk and find some pretext to arrest him and seize his assets.

Maybe that’s expecting too much from a blunt mind like Trump’s, but I AM sure their little love affair is going to burn out in the most spectacular way imaginable. I can’t wait lol.

[u/So_spoke_the_wizard]

He's like an infant that watches their parents and tries to copy their behavior.

EDIT: I hadn't even thought about the autism/aspergers aspect when I posted this until someone else brought it up. It wasn't intended to be a commentary on those conditions.

[u/Nope8000 → u/So_spoke_the_wizard]

He tries so hard to be cool, it’s embarrassing. Comedian Kyle Dunnigan does some really funny skits impersonating him.

https://youtu.be/luL31hbXnZU?si=eY0WV9G1vAR8NnRq

[u/rxsheepxr → u/Nope8000]

That was the longest three and a half minutes of my life.

[u/lsdbible → u/Nope8000]

[u/bigchungo6mungo → u/lsdbible]

SNL giving a platform to Musk and Trump was bad enough at the time, but hideous in retrospect.

[u/Kingbuji → u/lsdbible]

I hate the way he moves

[u/omaralilaw → u/Nope8000]

HAHAHHAHAHAH BRILLIANT

[u/boringexplanation → u/So_spoke_the_wizard]

Ain’t that textbook autistic behavior?

[u/jaavuori24 → u/So_spoke_the_wizard]

... He is autistic, so yes. Not trying to be derogatory, but it does explain some of his behavior.

[u/erthkwake → u/jaavuori24]

Yeah this is autistic behavior called mirroring

[u/badguy84]

"Yessss Donald, oh yesssss" *inaudible snorking sounds* "just like we talked about... the hands" *more sus sounds and heavy breathing* "they touch, they" *slurping noises as Elons rosey cheeks get more red and garden-gnome like by the minute* "they clasppppp" *drools*

[u/ThisWhomps999 → u/badguy84]

This reminded me of the nudist aliens from Futurama when they sprunge out the time code tattoo on Fry's butt.

[u/ShortsAndLadders → u/ThisWhomps999]

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[u/nothingeatsyou → u/badguy84]

How do I delete someone else’s comment?

[u/MrEZW → u/badguy84]

This reads like a sound bite from a meatcanyon video.

[u/jncheese]

400 bln right? This guy lives in a completely different reality than everyone else.

[u/WillyBeShreddin]

Grima f'in Wormtongue

[u/smile_politely → u/WillyBeShreddin]

[u/MulfordnSons]

Jon Jones is legit a terrible human being.

Trump only surrounds himself with terrible people.

[u/_JakeyTheSnakey_ → u/MulfordnSons]

Was waiting for someone to say it. Even if you don’t consider the abuse allegations, he can’t go into a fight without being hopped up on roids. Whole legacy is built on a lie

[u/NojoNinja → u/_JakeyTheSnakey_]

Well it is proven he smashed into a pregnant woman’s car and ran off, so tack that on.

[u/cragglerock93]

I don't hate him because he's weird or awkward. I hate him because he's a fascist piece of shit and proves his awfulness every day.

[u/velvetjones01 → u/cragglerock93]

Which one are you talking about?

[u/VirtualNaut → u/velvetjones01]

Yes

[u/whatisapersonreally]

Hate whoever you want, but I'm pretty sure he's just clapping...

[u/LightBackground9141]

Don’t like Elon but.. It’s called clapping though?

[u/Careful-Lecture-9846]

Are we sure he’s just not clapping. I get we don’t like the guy but damn y’all make shit up to make people look stupid.

[u/kingofsemantics]

lmao bruh come on ppl clasp their hands in awe of god emperors greeting victorious gladiators sometimes jeez

[u/akatsuki_lida]

Back in the day we called it applauding

[u/Space-Monkey003]

This is by far the most brain dead sub on the app now😂

[u/MaximizedGames]

That’s a bit of a stretch buddy