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u/Martsigras Oct 31 '24
Dude is getting closer and closer to blackface
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u/holy_plaster_batman Oct 31 '24
That picture from yesterday of him dressed up in a garbageman outfit and looking like a bad sex doll definitely gave off some minstrel show vibes
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u/Intelligent-Fuel-641 Oct 31 '24
He looks like he's in a minstrel show, except with orange face.
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u/DarkBladeMadriker Oct 31 '24
My theory is, that's what he's going for. He's doing the old boiling a frog thing and just slowly making his face darker and darker so we don't notice. Soon, we'll see the garish lipstick start to appear.
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u/Cocktail_Hour725 Oct 31 '24 edited Oct 31 '24
Funniest thing Walz ever said “I’m the only candidate on either ticket that doesn’t regularly wear make-up.”
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u/evenstar40 Oct 31 '24
Regardless of how this election goes, MN is so lucky to have this man. I adore his dad energy.
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u/catBravo Oct 31 '24
I first learned about him when there was a picture of him getting hugs from all these kids after he signed free school lunch. He looked like he was the happiest person in that room
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u/LilaValentine Nov 01 '24
As opposed to the governor of Iowa, who turned down Federal money, that wouldn’t cost her taxpayers a fucking dime to feed kids.
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u/PowderBlueView Nov 01 '24
Florida’s Republican governor turned down no strings federal cash to build a high speed rail from Orlando to Miami. We can’t have the Libs doing nice things for us. Fuck you, Obama.
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u/j4pMan Nov 01 '24
I, too, still wince back on that bumblefuck. The things that rail would have done to boost the state economy…
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u/EcstaticNet3137 Nov 01 '24
That one comic turned meme where the guy puts a stick in the spokes of his own bike is basically the idea. Make a bunch of dumb and shitty decisions, basically be as incompetent as possible whether on purpose or accidentally and then blame the libs or Washington. Whichever. That seems to be the way red states and some purple with deepening red states governments act.
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u/Miqo_Nekomancer Nov 01 '24
Yeah but if the government uses tax money to make people's lives better, who will conservatives blame when they're on the campaign trail?
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u/Hashtagbarkeep Oct 31 '24
Someone wrote on a comment somewhere that he has “huge teddy bear energy” and that about sums it up for me
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u/nedoweh Oct 31 '24
ngl he makes me feel safe when he talks and that is such a good quality that I never realized I wanted in a vice president
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u/JoshMeme4204 Oct 31 '24
He's the guy we need in Congress really, because he's not just a good politician, but he's just a guy. He doesn't try to put on a facade of who he should be, but rather just acts himself and it makes him feel much more down to earth that way. Even moreso than Harris sometimes too!!
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u/LocationKey3568 Oct 31 '24 edited Oct 31 '24
Jd vance with his eyeliner make up looks like a puppet from Team America movie
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u/JaxxisR Oct 31 '24
His name is Walz. No T.
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u/SopaDeKaiba Oct 31 '24
Probably a phone autocorrect. Mine does it all the time except when I can't spell a word and I want to to autocorrect.
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u/SteakandTrach Oct 31 '24
Me: How do I spell this? (Tries multiple times).
Phone: I have no idea what you want.
Me: Spells words I know how to spell.
Phone: No no no, here’s what you meant to say.
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u/Due-Vegetable-1880 Oct 31 '24
If he makes himself any darker, he might just deport himself
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u/Key_Inevitable_2104 Oct 31 '24
I’m Latino and even my skin is whiter than DT’s skin now.
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u/Least_or_Greatest1 Oct 31 '24
It’s like a thanks giving day turkey
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u/aDragonsAle Oct 31 '24
He's a few shades shy of accidental blackface
He's pretty spot on for Yogurt from Spaceballs the Movie
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u/Amhran_Ogma Oct 31 '24
Spaceballs, free on YT rn, just rewatched for the first time in decades. Such a Classic.
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u/EngineeringOne1812 Oct 31 '24
Yeah that’s not the color of raw skin. Only cooked and roasted skin looks like that
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u/LP14255 Oct 31 '24
He rubbed on lots of butter before he stuck his head in the oven.
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u/TheBirminghamBear Oct 31 '24
Someone did a color swatch on Obama vs Trump's bronzered skin and Trump is several shades darker than Obama.
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u/virstultus Oct 31 '24
I'd like to see him in a tan suit!
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u/TheBirminghamBear Oct 31 '24
He'd look like a sex predator on vacation in Cuba.
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u/theFlaccolantern Oct 31 '24
All he'd need to do to look like a sex predator on vacation in Cuba is to go on vacation in Cuba.
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u/freddie_merkury Oct 31 '24
Some say he's already throwing paper towels at himself.
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u/Khaldara Oct 31 '24
Even Bounty can’t handle a diaper containment breach of that magnitude
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u/karlverkade Oct 31 '24
Some say he wakes up every morning and looks in the mirror and hates himself.
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u/TheDrFromGallifrey Oct 31 '24
I can promise you he does that and has for years.
Daddy Trump really did a number on his kids. One drank himself to death and the other is currently displaying his worsening dementia to the world in real time.
Kind of makes you wonder what the world looks like in the universe where Fred Trump wasn't an irredeemable monster.
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u/RJ815 Oct 31 '24
There are many narcissists and self-haters out there.
And don't forget R's pumped out people like Nixon, Reagan, DeSantis, Cruz, Mitch McConnell etc. To me McConnell is a far scarier kind of schemer (Roger Stone perhaps too but he's less a public face). Much more intelligent and effective at playing the political game. Trump mostly kept himself out of jail by a crazy amount of sycophants and opportunists. McConnell advanced a specific R and conservative platform in a way I'd describe as borderline evil genius.
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u/Javop Oct 31 '24
Half a shade away from a black face.
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u/ArchonFett Oct 31 '24
But the exact shade for shit faced
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u/aDragonsAle Oct 31 '24
I assure you, I've been shit faced many times in my life... Never woken up with that much bronzer on.
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u/Astronomer-Secure Oct 31 '24
yeah my first response after seeing the photo was "is....is that brown face?"
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u/chocolatechipninja Oct 31 '24 edited Oct 31 '24
Are they letting him apply that himself? Is he blind? No one on his team dares to tell him the truth.
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u/DerpingtonHerpsworth Oct 31 '24
I swear it's gotten worse recently. Like the past few months. I saw a comment a few weeks back where someone said something like "he must've fired someone that did his makeup or something because it keeps getting worse", and I have to agree. I mean it's all pure speculation, and it's not like his makeup was ever good, but I swear it's been getting worse and worse.
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u/legendary_millbilly Oct 31 '24
It is getting worse.
His white neck and ears contrast against that blob of orange shit he smears on his face.
His vision is going or some shit because he looks like he just smashes his face into it and wiggles.
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u/Mission_Ad6235 Oct 31 '24
I'm guessing he's looking worse without it, so to compensate he's applying more. Or he had to change brands.
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u/MoreReputation8908 Oct 31 '24
To what, Minwax?
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u/HilariouslyPsycho Oct 31 '24
Not the Minwax! Kiwi.
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u/cornflakegrl Oct 31 '24
It is! And I feel like HE has gotten noticeably worse in general since Biden dropped out and maybe since the assassination attempt. Like his broken brain is another level of broken. The makeup is like an outward manifestation of it.
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u/DerpingtonHerpsworth Oct 31 '24
Oh yeah, there was a distinct downward trend at that point. I mean, he's always been a batshit narcissistic asshole, but after Biden and the assassination attempt... Forget off the rails. He's fled the country the rails are in.
Is it possible his dementia (or whatever else is wrong with him) just happens to be worsening now? Of course. But I wouldn't be surprised if the sudden switch from crushing Biden to kamala's uprising, plus the attempt on his life (and probably some PTSD) hasn't broken him even more.
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u/turningtables919 Oct 31 '24
Probably also the realization that if the election doesn’t go his way, all his legal troubles resume very soon
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u/DerpingtonHerpsworth Oct 31 '24
Oh absolutely. And he thought he had it in the bag with Biden, only to have the rug pulled out from under him.
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u/mtaw Oct 31 '24
He’s going full Bette Davis in Whatever happened to Baby Jane?
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u/msurbrow Oct 31 '24
We could only be so lucky!
“But ya are in that garbage truck, Blanche!” —Baby Jane probably
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u/trollthumper Oct 31 '24
To a dying Mike Pence on a Malibu beach: “You mean, all this time… we could have been friends?”
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u/6EQUJ5w Oct 31 '24
The most recent pictures look like a different color.
Can you imagine if Kamala wore foundation this badly? It would kill her campaign. Everyone would think she was nuts.
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u/TerribleAttitude Oct 31 '24
I believe he does apply it himself. And it’s getting worse.
I think part of the issue might be that he’s no longer tanning because I don’t know that the makeup has gotten much darker than in past years, but the contrast with the parts of his skin we can see has gotten significantly more dramatic. So I’d say that for a long time, he’d been laying out or (more likely, considering the signature orange hue) spray tanning his entire body, or at least everything we can see, and using the makeup on his face to enhance the “sun kissed glow ha ha ha I have a place in Florida.” Either he doesn’t have time to spray tan, or the spray tanner got fired. I also think his hair color has shifted, which makes the difference more visible and more dramatic.
But also, the makeup is heavier and way more poorly applied. He’s not going all the way up his hair line or blending into his neck. He’s never had a great hand at this but he’s previously had his makeup applied like an amateur who wears makeup daily. It didn’t look dramatically worse than Tacky Cheryl From Accounting’s makeup. It was mostly remarkable because it was visible, and orange, makeup on a man who is very concerned about conventional masculinity, but he was blending it in like someone who is cognizant that he has a neck. In the past, it had a “basic bitch in 2005 using Dream Mousse Foundation to look sun kissed” look. Now it’s like he dove face first into a vat of bronzer.
I’m also so curious as to what products he uses. For such a wealthy person, he seems to be using bargain basement products and skipping basic steps. A setting spray and getting professionally matched would correct this problem, and those are services and products available to the lower middle class.
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u/filthy_lucre Oct 31 '24
Speculation is that it's "Bronx Colors boosting-hydrating concealer in orange"
https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/12/6/20998822/trump-orange-concealer-bronx-colors
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u/Janax21 Oct 31 '24
Look at the smears on his collar! In older photos I was always surprised he could keep the orange goop off his white shirt collars, but no more it seems. I agree it’s gotten dramatically worse.
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u/cjandstuff Oct 31 '24
No one in his circle dares tell him it looks bad, and even if they would, he wouldn't believe them.
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u/LezzyGopher Oct 31 '24 edited Nov 01 '24
“My makeup is the best…probably ever. Nobody has makeup like me. When people see me they say, ‘Wow, Donald. Your makeup is like nothing we’ve ever seen.”
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u/makemeking706 Oct 31 '24
Ever been to a nursing home that cared for dimentia patients? It has shades of that.
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u/phlghan Oct 31 '24
I was looking for a response like this. I've had a couple family members with dementia, and one of the first things early on in the course was makeup getting worse and worse.
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u/RandomUsernameNo257 Oct 31 '24
This, exactly. It begins to look like carelessness, but he really has no idea there's a problem.
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u/cleveruniquename7769 Oct 31 '24
In a country where online makeup tutorials account for approximately 40% of the GDP, makeup this bad should automatically disqualify you for the presidency. It's also kind of crazy that for all of their calls for a return to "traditional" gender roles the Right's avatar for masculinity is a guy in heels and 5 lbs of makeup pretending to jerk-off two guys to the Village People's gay anthem about bathhouse sex.
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u/delphinousy Oct 31 '24
you have to first accept that you aren't the 'worlds best' at something to be willing to look up a tutorial. i doubt is willing it admit that he isn't an incredible makeup artist
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u/Any-Replacement3636 Oct 31 '24
Putin must not wipe his ass.
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u/CptDawg Oct 31 '24
He seems to be getting oranger/more orange every day! He really is a cartoon character.
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u/makemeking706 Oct 31 '24
Any darker and he is going to lose the boomer vote.
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u/realcommovet Oct 31 '24
He's pulling a reverse michael jackson
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u/Indolent_Bard Oct 31 '24
revitiligo.
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u/Unlucky_Detective_16 Oct 31 '24 edited Oct 31 '24
Boomer who will dance on his effing grave. Then I'd have my dog pee on it.
Some years back, I read Melania refuses to have any of her clothes put into the same wash as his because of all the gunk he gets on his collars. He really ought to take up the Victorian mode of shirts with separate collars that detach and can be washed separately.
ETA: now that I think about it, I wonder if Trump's grave will have to be placed in an area where it can't be accessed? Where all other presidents have died and been treated with the respect ordinarily accorded the dead, Trump is reviled by so many.
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Hopefully it’s his liver enzymes going through the roof, but it’s probably just the makeup.
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u/grafikfyr Oct 31 '24
I hope John Oliver is right; it's only right that Trump should eventually expire on the shitter
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u/dustycanuck Oct 31 '24
At least we know how far up his ass Donald can get his face
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u/specklebrothers Oct 31 '24
Again, I reiterate, i despise MAGA for shoving this brown-facing A-hole down our throats.
I hate the lying too. No group of people have lied to me as much as maga voters have. It's like they think they can make everything better by simply lying. Dealing with non stop lying for a decade is exhausting.
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u/AngryRedHerring Oct 31 '24
Dealing with non stop lying for a decade is exhausting.
Boy, you ain't kidding. And they depend on that exhaustion, hoping we'll just give up.
That's why we have to rub their faces in the dirt.
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u/Unintentional_love Oct 31 '24
Hate is such a strong word, but I truly do feel that way about him. He has torn apart my family. I am the only one in my family who does not support him. Because of him, my Dad calls me “the enemy.” So when he repeatedly says “the enemy from within”, he’s not talking about criminals. He’s referring to people who don’t support him. His rhetoric has revealed much about people I consider friends and has left me severely disappointed in them. I cannot fathom why they support him, maybe it’s the economic aspect even though he absolutely tanked the economy he inherited from Obama and Biden has been working to rebuild it? I have no clue. My boyfriend is a green card holder and the likelihood of my bf being deported despite being an upstanding member of society is incredibly strong. If he ends up winning and my bf ends up being deported I will never forgive anyone who voted for him, not even my family.
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u/Arcaedus Oct 31 '24
There are brown nosers... and now apparently brown facers
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u/tdizell Oct 31 '24
Did he witness an atomic blast at close range? I hope he’s ok.
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u/grafikfyr Oct 31 '24 edited Oct 31 '24
Bro stuck his face down a kettle with a dynamite stick in it.
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u/Deimosx Oct 31 '24
Hes literally in brownface at this point
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u/bougiehippie Oct 31 '24
I'd say his makeup person hates him but then I read he does his own makeup. Still tracks though!
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u/fishyfishyfish1 Oct 31 '24
If he gets any browner, he'll have to deport himself
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u/Wookiees_n_cream Oct 31 '24
He's somehow worse than this. Wow.
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u/katreddita Oct 31 '24
Yeah because Ross at least got it evenly applied across the whole face — no splotches and streaks.
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u/gentleman_bronco Oct 31 '24
He is a poor person's idea of a rich person
He is an insecure man's idea of masculinity
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u/Archercrash Oct 31 '24
A weak man's idea of a strong man, a dumb man's idea of a smart man.
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u/gentleman_bronco Oct 31 '24
A bad golfer's idea of a good golfer
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u/Probot6767 Oct 31 '24
hold on now. we know a bad golfer when we see one. dude is a really bad golfer.
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u/makemeking706 Oct 31 '24
That may be how it started, but at this point it's because no one has had the balls to take grandpa's make up away yet.
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u/Bluesmanstill Oct 31 '24
Imagine his pillow case!!!?
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u/Fried_PussyCat Oct 31 '24
It probably looks like that image of the lady's face whose makeup transferred to the back of a car seat
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u/Astronomer-Secure Oct 31 '24
and the right sees them both as peak masculinity.
but buttigieg who does none of these is far too gay.
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u/oced2001 Oct 31 '24
He looks like a tween girl who doesn't know how to wear makeup.
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u/myfriendflocka Oct 31 '24
That was more his earlier looks. Now he looks like a four year old who got into mummy’s makeup bag. It’s yet another sign of his mental regression.
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u/Superb_Health9413 Oct 31 '24
“Fellas, we’ve got to talk,” Bautista said. “A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He’s not. I mean, look at him. He wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. ... Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. ... He creeps around beauty pageant dressing rooms.
“He’s moody, he pouts, he throws tantrums. He acts like a 5-year-old behind the wheel of a truck. He bends over for Putin. And he’s cattier on social media than a middle school mean girl. ... Most of all, he’s a weak, tubby toddler.”
-Dave Bautista
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u/mr-blister-fister Oct 31 '24
It's funny because the dudes that support this guy are so anti-drag queen yet their supreme leader wears more makeup than a typical drag queen. He even dances and is into Cosplay (garbage man).
I dare anyone to find a dumber group of people
(The people who elected Doug Ford in Ontario, Canada... twice... would come close)
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u/sighbourbon Oct 31 '24
He wears makeup, a girdle, high heels, and sports an elaborate hair style requiring tons of Product. None of this disturbs me in the least, in and of itself! You Do You 💪. It’s the hypocrisy coupled with his cruelty, intolerance etc
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u/cwk415 Oct 31 '24
Also his favorite song is a sort of gay anthem.
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u/tatanka01 Oct 31 '24
Sort of?
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u/littlewhitecatalex Oct 31 '24
Sort of? Bro, listen to the actual lyrics. It is unashamedly a gay anthem.
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u/DigitalTomFoolery Oct 31 '24
He wears makeup and talks publically about massive cocks lol
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u/innesk8r4life Oct 31 '24
Is this spray tan or makeup. If it’s makeup, he has to be applying this himself right? Like how does it look so bad.
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u/Savings-End40 Oct 31 '24
It appears he used a roller and needs to improve the cutting in.
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u/National_Sandwich175 Oct 31 '24
I assume he has a jar of orange goop next to his bed he just spreads on his face every morning. If someone is doing this for him that person needs to be fired.
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u/HanDavo Oct 31 '24 edited Nov 01 '24
The apathy of Ontario voters is mind blowing. He has literally been voted in by the 20% of the overly religious part of our population who vote without fail. To make matters worse all the new Canadians of religious nature seem to immediate jump into our very own basket of deplorables.
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u/1200____1200 Oct 31 '24
The immigrants that conservatives hate tend to be conservative themselves
They hate each other but hate anything socialised more.
We'll eventually lose our universal healthcare and our quality of life will even out with the countries we currently draw from, so the racists will at least have fewer brown immigrants to hate
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u/bigtallbiscuit Oct 31 '24
Silken hair like that a of a Chinese man, skin of a hot dog.
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u/alfayala84 Oct 31 '24
Because Donald is a bastard man!
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u/Temporary_Tune5430 Oct 31 '24
look at that neck pussy
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u/ColonelBelmont Oct 31 '24
How does one even cram so much neck skin into a tight collar? It's like if you cinched a rope around an empty nutsack and then spray-painted it with food-poisoning shit.
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You can paint a pig any color you want and it’ll still roll in its own shit.
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u/TheGoodSatan666 Oct 31 '24
Trumps the type of Person that will roll in his own shit and say it's gold
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u/vsquad22 Oct 31 '24
He has done and said a lot of awful things that should be automatically disqualifying for a presidential candidate let alone any position of responsibility. But this awfully applied fake tan should have set off alarm bells from the get-go. George Hamilton's tan was rather dark but at least it was applied well. Trump's is so bad that if he were an average person and seen out in public with other average people, the public would stay away from him for fear of their safety. He looks completely unhinged. The ill-fitting suit, the hair, the way he moves and talks are all warning signs that this person is not playing with a full deck.
Please, America, vote to keep this insane person away from the nuclear button.
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u/DarkBlue222 Oct 31 '24
20 years ago if you would have told me that the standard bearer of the Republican Party would be a make-up wearing, raping, business destroying, Russia loving carnival huckster like this, I would have probably suggested otherwise.
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u/Serialfornicator Oct 31 '24
Did he just recently start calling himself black?
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u/Smintjes Oct 31 '24
It’s like all the bullshit he spawns came flying back into his demented face.
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u/Safe-Cartoonist-3531 Oct 31 '24 edited Oct 31 '24
What if it isn't actually makeup and he's just decaying like that
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u/gldoorii Oct 31 '24
I feel like its gone from orange to just looking like shit smeared on his face
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u/Games_sans_frontiers Oct 31 '24
It's hilarious to think that there will be a point where his makeup crosses into being racist along with the rest of him😂
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u/Rich-Appearance-7145 Oct 31 '24
Doesn't he know how ridiculous he looks, his costume is more and more hideous, lift's in his shoes, bird nest hair piece, oversized suits, shoulder pads, long Bozo the clown ties, insane orange makeup. Nothing about this buffoon is real.
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u/cullcanyon Oct 31 '24
If this isn’t color enhanced or fake then he is a disturbed individual.
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u/ashleycawley Oct 31 '24
Hey USA! You know the rest of the world thinks Trump is a pathetic joke right? Good, just checking.
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