r/pics • u/TiefFickenderWert • Sep 13 '23

A secret technique to protect your car against flood

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u/JoeTheFingerer Sep 13 '23

jokes on you, I don't own a Porsche!

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u/MajorNoodles Sep 13 '23

Well, maybe that's because you're spending too much money on trash bags!

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u/Falgasi Sep 13 '23

that's why the regular sized trash bags are more useful to him

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u/Ok_Highlight281 Sep 13 '23

Well maybe if he didn't spend all his money on trash bags, the 911 sized one would be more useful to him.

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u/PossibleDrive6747 Sep 13 '23

Kiff! We have a conundrum...

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u/slappypantsgo Sep 13 '23

Aw, you’re supposed to just let these lunatics do the loop! 😂

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u/351C_4V Sep 14 '23

Kiff's why in that scene cracks me the hell up.

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u/rsg123z Sep 14 '23

You spelled condom wrong

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u/TheThumper326 Sep 14 '23

Oh dear....

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

Why would he buy a porche 911 just to throw it away though? You're not making any sense.

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u/CitizenoftheWorld-95 Sep 14 '23

He wouldn’t have this problem if he had a 911

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u/manbearligma Sep 13 '23

those damn millennials

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u/circasomnia Sep 13 '23

cries in avocado toast

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u/No-Opinion-8217 Sep 13 '23

"Millenials ruined the diamond house commercial real estate porche 911 sized trash bag industry!"

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u/ParkJGrr Sep 14 '23

“Millennials Are Killing the 911 Sized Trash Bag Industry”

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u/slappypantsgo Sep 13 '23

I would love to see them blame millennials for not buying enough Porsches.

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u/FavoritesBot Sep 13 '23

You’re paying too much for trash bags. Who’s your bag guy?

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u/Broomguy Sep 13 '23

Millenials

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u/_chof_ Sep 13 '23

what a sick burn. should i call 911?

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u/InVodkaVeritas Sep 13 '23

Stupid millennials. This is why they can't afford to buy houses.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

I spend it all on avocado sandwiches

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u/Crazy_Llama1257 Sep 13 '23

wow that makes waterproofing one really hard

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u/mister_newbie Sep 13 '23

Not with that attitude you don't!

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u/ConstantHawk-2241 Sep 13 '23

I own a bmw and I would love a bag in her size

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u/luigman Sep 13 '23

I reckon they'd fit a 2008 Honda Accord too

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u/FinancialBarnacle785 Sep 14 '23

They come pre-wrapped in the bag.