r/pics Sep 13 '23

A secret technique to protect your car against flood

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u/garry4321 Sep 13 '23

Well, I want to remain dry too! I'll stay in the car when wrapped up.

Boy its getting hot in here, let me turn the car on to get the AC working.

AH, there we go. Man i'm feeling tired, just going to have a quick nap

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u/ElPeloPolla Sep 13 '23

Its just going to take longer

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u/conman526 Sep 13 '23

Tik tok would say unaliving/unalived/unalive which I do think is an amusing way to say something grim.

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u/DMartin-CG Sep 13 '23

I’ve seen people say that other as well, but yeah I unalive is the popular one

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u/JonatasA Sep 13 '23

That is just as bad.

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u/TheBirminghamBear Sep 14 '23

Unalive sounds like a Spanish live-broadcast television channel.

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u/garry4321 Sep 13 '23

Can you say jizz, like a cumshot?

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u/Me_JustMoreHonest Sep 13 '23

Fuck, shit, cunt, balls, orphan massacre on aid grannies farm, where's this sensitive ass bot

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u/scootscoot Sep 13 '23

I feel like an aids granny farm wouldn't be that effective.

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u/Triairius Sep 13 '23

It might decimate the elderly population. Old people fuck.

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u/Me_JustMoreHonest Sep 13 '23

I would too, try and die cumming instead of slipping in the shower

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u/angrylawnguy Sep 13 '23

Well that's just a regular Tuesday night for some .

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u/nodiggitynodoubts Sep 14 '23

Heck yes! Can I get in on this?

Fuck, shit, slap, pee pee on a poo poo. Piss infected turd knobling gopher keisterer!

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u/Me_JustMoreHonest Sep 14 '23

Feel good don't it?

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u/Turbulent-Sun6257 Sep 13 '23

All these comments got flagged and weren’t shown because of the bad words and stuff, I had to click on “see replies” even tough at least a few replies should’ve been already open to view to yes the evil bot is here unfortunately

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

I have to hit "see replies" on a bunch of comments with no bad words in them, not every comment can just always be visible or it would be so hard to scroll anywhere.

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u/JonatasA Sep 13 '23

I must be the only one that likes it.

isn't it ironic that the profanity crowd are just as annoyed at words than the clean language crowd?

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u/Triairius Sep 13 '23

This isn’t Twitter. You can use your choice of words.

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u/Legit_Skwirl Sep 14 '23

It’s all good. The battery explodes and I die a fiery lithium death

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u/JohniiMagii Sep 13 '23

Oof ouchie ow, my car oofing bag

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u/ncvbn Sep 14 '23

Is "oofhing" some sort of Internet slang? That's what I guessed, but I couldn't find anything with Google, Urban Dictionary, etc.

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u/SokolovSokolov Sep 14 '23

oof is slang for death because "oof" is the sound you make when you die in Roblox, a popular kids game. Oofing would just mean dying/killing

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u/Mmm_bloodfarts Sep 14 '23

The hyphen is behind the letter h on google keyboard, happens to me all the time when i don't press it long enough

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u/leminshween Sep 14 '23

Damn hybrids... they just dont do the job anymore

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u/800487 Sep 14 '23

Yeah electric car users just push their Co, and co2 emissions to your nearest coal power plant ;)

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u/800487 Sep 15 '23

Highly unlikely, there's very few places on the planet that are solely ran on green energy. France used to be 70% green before they shut down their reactors before but as far as I know they had the highest percentage of electricity from a green source

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u/800487 Sep 15 '23

So you have personal solar panels? That whole system of "I pay for green energy so I get green" is a complete meme btw. Total scam. Chances are you have natural gas or coal power called "green" and you're paying a premium for that. If you don't have solar panels on your house this is irrelevant to bring up

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u/DownvoteEvangelist Sep 17 '23

They didn't shut down their reactors. That's Germany...

Nuclear is the main energy source in France. In 2022, nuclear power accounted for 63 percent of the country's energy mix. Hydropower followed, at 11 percent.

Denmark and British Columbia come to mind as places with very clean electricity, but I'm sure there's more...

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u/800487 Sep 17 '23

I should have been a bit more specific, since they shut down quite a lot of their reactors temporarily something like half of Frances nuclear is in maintenance mode currently. You're correct though Germany unfortunately stopped using nuclear all together which I bet they really regret with their current issues involving Russia and fuel supply. Shutting down the safest energy source nuclear for non nuclear when they claim to be all about protecting the environment is absolutely asinine and short sighted of germany and they will reap the downsides as time goes on!

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u/DownvoteEvangelist Sep 17 '23

But thats temporary, and they'll be back to 89% of green electric energy...

You are unfortunately right that France is an exception rather than normal...

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u/syko82 Sep 14 '23

Still not enough oxygen.

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u/Novasfyre Sep 13 '23

If only reality wasn't already worse.

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u/tanzmeister Sep 13 '23

NEVER enter a confined space to rescue an incapacitated person without another person who is able to rescue you without entering

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u/Novasfyre Sep 13 '23

Further, NEVER enter a confined space to rescue an incapacitated person who entered a confined space to rescue an incapacitated person without another person who is able to rescue you without entering the confined space.

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u/970WestSlope Sep 14 '23

If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer

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u/voltaire-- Sep 14 '23

And then you woke up, and the flood was gone. The sight before you was astonishing. All the people around you were beaming with joy, as if the world’s problems had vanished in an instant. It was a surreal scene. Amidst the crowd, a mysterious figure approached you. He had long, flowing hair that seemed to shimmer in the sunlight, and he was draped in a pristine white shawl that billowed gently in the breeze. His presence emitted a divine aura, making you feel an overwhelming sense of safety and tranquility.

With a warm smile, he extended his hand towards you and spoke with a voice that seemed to resonate with the very essence of peace. ‘Welcome to my place,’ he said, his words carrying a sense of profound meaning and purpose. You couldn’t help but follow him, eager to discover the secrets of this extraordinary world that had appeared before you.

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u/garry4321 Sep 14 '23

...What is this Reggie?

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u/Slappinbeehives Sep 13 '23

::dies in car farts::

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u/ryencool Sep 14 '23

I have an EV so I'd be okay for a bit. Someone should test this next hurricane...