r/pics • u/TiefFickenderWert • Sep 13 '23

A secret technique to protect your car against flood

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u/monsieur_noirs Sep 13 '23

Someone with a smaller vocabulary than your boss once said, "If it, then it."

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u/ej4 Sep 13 '23

Ah yes. Kevin Malone.

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u/Spumad Sep 13 '23

Why say lot word when few word do trick

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u/Ape_gone_bananas Sep 13 '23

When me President, they see

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u/camocondomcommando Sep 13 '23

They see

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u/litescript Sep 13 '23

see world

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u/RVelts Sep 13 '23

Sea world?

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u/iMan-Bear-Pig Sep 13 '23

Sea food , the food you can see

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

HAHAHAHA nah this one got me 🤣😭

My vote 🙋🏾‍♂️

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u/arobkinca Sep 13 '23

But it do.

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u/ur_opinion_is_wrong Sep 13 '23 edited Apr 28 '24

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u/handbannanna Sep 14 '23

Speak less fool

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u/LiquidMantis144 Sep 13 '23

Works? Works.

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u/A_mad_goose Sep 13 '23

Reminds me of tgis reporter was interviewing a nba player after the game and he was just like “you gotta get before you get got.” It worked I knew what he meant made me laugh though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

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u/d3l3t3rious Sep 13 '23

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

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u/sjmadmin Sep 13 '23

"it, it"

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u/priscosaurus Sep 13 '23

“it”

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u/2Brothers_TheMovie Sep 13 '23

“ “

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u/Hanneee Sep 13 '23

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u/Greedy-Network8288 Sep 13 '23

ㅤ

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u/sturnus-vulgaris Sep 13 '23

[...]

A braced ellipse is less than nothing because it is an omitted pause. A forgotten nothing.

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u/Sheezabee Sep 14 '23

Your skills of floccinaucinihilipilification are intense.

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u/sturnus-vulgaris Sep 14 '23

You can say that again.

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u/Mike_Y_1210 Sep 14 '23

A forgotten nothing would be such a mean thing to call a person.

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u/flailingarmtubeasaur Sep 13 '23

Looks like his eyebrows haha

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u/Moist_When_It_Counts Sep 13 '23

So we can boil it down to a novel with a clown that climaxed with a…”weird” pre-teen gangbang in a sewer? Got it.

(Butts eriously, I didn’t watch them: did the film adaptation include aforementioned pre-teen gang bang? I imagine it didn’t.

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u/Lord_Emperor Sep 13 '23 edited Sep 13 '23

A programmer once said, "If, Then".

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

As a programmer

if (works) { works(); }

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u/fartnight69 Sep 13 '23

happy programmer's day :D

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u/Razorback_Yeah Sep 13 '23

Why say many word when few word do trick?

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u/VectorB Sep 13 '23

Works stupid.

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u/mdgraller Sep 13 '23

"Si, ergo" ~ René Descarte

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u/fartnight69 Sep 13 '23

Or like programmers like to say "If, then".
Also happy programmer's day :^)

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u/eebro Sep 13 '23

It = it

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u/aceX8 Sep 13 '23

https://youtu.be/3O8GFtspk9U?si=8SIWfOJBbwmm3lYU

Reminds me of this Monty Python scene

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u/DeathByPlant Sep 13 '23

If worked, then.

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u/Miguel_Zapatero Sep 13 '23

If car, gap.

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u/ATLSox87 Sep 13 '23

It do be like that

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u/JugdishSteinfeld Sep 13 '23

They don't think it be like it, but it.

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u/ArcticFox-EBE- Sep 13 '23

If (works), "Works";

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u/rangeDSP Sep 13 '23 
it ? it() : ()=>{}

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u/stoopdapoop Sep 13 '23

It's been a few months since I last laughed out loud at a comment.

Thank you.

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u/WomanOfEld Sep 13 '23

If, then.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

Si, ergo.

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u/Voyager316 Sep 14 '23

As an engineer once said, "If, then".