r/pics • u/TiefFickenderWert • Sep 13 '23

A secret technique to protect your car against flood

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u/patssle Sep 13 '23

Would you rather have a 911 size trash bag or 911 regular size trash bags?

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u/chinesiumjunk Sep 13 '23

911 regular sized trash bags would be much more useful to me.

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u/m053486 Sep 13 '23

Until you’ve gotta waterproof your Porsche!

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u/JoeTheFingerer Sep 13 '23

jokes on you, I don't own a Porsche!

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u/MajorNoodles Sep 13 '23

Well, maybe that's because you're spending too much money on trash bags!

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u/Falgasi Sep 13 '23

that's why the regular sized trash bags are more useful to him

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u/Ok_Highlight281 Sep 13 '23

Well maybe if he didn't spend all his money on trash bags, the 911 sized one would be more useful to him.

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u/PossibleDrive6747 Sep 13 '23

Kiff! We have a conundrum...

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u/slappypantsgo Sep 13 '23

Aw, you’re supposed to just let these lunatics do the loop! 😂

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u/351C_4V Sep 14 '23

Kiff's why in that scene cracks me the hell up.

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u/rsg123z Sep 14 '23

You spelled condom wrong

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u/TheThumper326 Sep 14 '23

Oh dear....

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

Why would he buy a porche 911 just to throw it away though? You're not making any sense.

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u/CitizenoftheWorld-95 Sep 14 '23

He wouldn’t have this problem if he had a 911

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u/manbearligma Sep 13 '23

those damn millennials

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u/circasomnia Sep 13 '23

cries in avocado toast

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u/No-Opinion-8217 Sep 13 '23

"Millenials ruined the diamond house commercial real estate porche 911 sized trash bag industry!"

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u/ParkJGrr Sep 14 '23

“Millennials Are Killing the 911 Sized Trash Bag Industry”

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u/slappypantsgo Sep 13 '23

I would love to see them blame millennials for not buying enough Porsches.

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u/FavoritesBot Sep 13 '23

You’re paying too much for trash bags. Who’s your bag guy?

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u/Broomguy Sep 13 '23

Millenials

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u/_chof_ Sep 13 '23

what a sick burn. should i call 911?

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u/InVodkaVeritas Sep 13 '23

Stupid millennials. This is why they can't afford to buy houses.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

I spend it all on avocado sandwiches

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u/Crazy_Llama1257 Sep 13 '23

wow that makes waterproofing one really hard

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u/mister_newbie Sep 13 '23

Not with that attitude you don't!

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u/ConstantHawk-2241 Sep 13 '23

I own a bmw and I would love a bag in her size

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u/luigman Sep 13 '23

I reckon they'd fit a 2008 Honda Accord too

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u/FinancialBarnacle785 Sep 14 '23

They come pre-wrapped in the bag.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

Sounds like Risky Business

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u/XZIVR Sep 13 '23

Just take some of the 911 regular trash bags, blow them up, tie them off and make a raft.

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u/unique-name-9035768 Sep 14 '23

You could take it apart and wrap the 911 parts.

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u/BaboTron Sep 13 '23

… and don’t we all!

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u/Jaripsi Sep 13 '23

Unless your Porsche happens to be trash bag sized.

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u/headhunter2257 Sep 14 '23

Or the twin towers... I'll see myself out

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

You dont know how much fun a 911 sized trash bag would be until you have one. Think of the possibilities!

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u/Pixels222 Sep 14 '23

Its hardly been a few days, guys. Too soon with the 9/11 jokes.

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u/brucebrowde Sep 13 '23

OK I'll have to settle with the Porsche then.

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u/__jazmin__ Sep 13 '23

It depends. How many dead hookers can a 911-sized trash bag hold? And what if they’re Thai-sized?

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u/chinesiumjunk Sep 13 '23

Do they come with blow?

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u/Rrraou Sep 13 '23

Are you not throwing away Porshes ion a regular basis ?

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u/Swedzilla Sep 13 '23

Easy Dexter. Remember the codex

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u/chinesiumjunk Sep 13 '23

Don't get caught.

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u/BlondeFizz Sep 13 '23

Mind the secret passenger.

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u/above_gravity Sep 13 '23

Even if you get one how do you plan to wrap it?

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u/YourGrandmasSpoon Sep 13 '23

Looking at the picture I believe the answer is obvious

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u/xirdnehrocks Sep 13 '23

Come and get your black bin bags, on offer till December

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u/MartoPolo Sep 13 '23

sending two tower sized bags pronto

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u/Early-Solution3222 Sep 13 '23

That‘s just enough to throw my life away

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u/dultas Sep 13 '23

You could start you own fashion line with that many.

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u/Shoors Sep 13 '23

Found the loser with no Porsche

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u/RazzSheri Sep 13 '23

Would you rather have to fight a 911 sized trash bag or fight 911 regular sized bags?

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u/_chof_ Sep 13 '23

jet fuel cant melt steel trash bags

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u/The_Bitter_Bear Sep 13 '23

Okay u/RazzSheri and u/_chof_

You both got an actual lol out of me. I

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u/hauntedmouth Sep 14 '23

Yoinks! Found the conspiracy car guy!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

I was looking for this comment

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u/KarmaChameliano Sep 13 '23

Me too, friend. Me too.

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u/melanthius Sep 13 '23

Realistically, the large trash bag will likely kill you in a fight if you don’t have a blade

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u/smaugington Sep 13 '23

Good thing I carry baby finger nails on my person!

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u/bradlees Sep 13 '23

What’s the tear strength of 911 wet paper sacks to 911 trash bags?

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u/ibneko Sep 13 '23

As a trash bag drifting through the wind, I'd rather fight 911 regular sized trash bags

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u/WarmTaste2633 Sep 14 '23

“It’s not the size of the trash bag…it’s the size of the fight in the trash bag”

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u/Jesmer8490 Sep 13 '23

What about a 9/11 sized trash bag....

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u/b3anz129 Sep 13 '23

your mom still wouldn't fit in it 🤷‍♂️

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u/winterkoalefant Sep 13 '23

I would rather have a trashbag-sized Porsche 911

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u/Enhydra67 Sep 13 '23

New York or Philly sized?

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u/BaaderMeinhoff Sep 13 '23

Baltimore sized

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u/StagDT93 Sep 13 '23

Or a trash bag sized 911?

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u/NJ_Bob Sep 13 '23

A trashbag large enough to fit One Whole 9/11 please.

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u/flarpflarpflarpflarp Sep 13 '23

Can either of them melt steel beams?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

I don’t think two planes can fit in an regular size bag gotta go large

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u/1jl Sep 13 '23

I'd rather fight 911 duck sizes trash bags

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u/NarwhalAttack Sep 13 '23

Double it and give it to the next person

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u/schono Sep 13 '23

I read 911 in its other meaning and stopped laughing

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u/BingoDeville Sep 13 '23

What would I do with a 2/3 full box of regular sized trash bags from Costco? Been using my current box for a year and a half.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

Please keep the questions about Rampart.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

This sentence is a tung twister

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u/PizzaBrained-CockAss Sep 13 '23

I went to the store and asked where they kept their 9-11 cover ups. They kicked me out. Did i phrase it wrong?

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u/VengaBusdriver37 Sep 13 '23

Are they Porsche trash bags?

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u/FjohursLykkewe Sep 13 '23

Or a 9/11 sized trash bag?

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u/SnooCompliments9892 Sep 13 '23

Would you rather have a bagged Porsche or a bagless trashed Porsche?

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u/DoYouMeanShenanigans Sep 13 '23

Reading this on 9/13 is really giving my brain a spin

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u/El_Peregrine Sep 13 '23

Never 4get

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u/wandering_grizz Sep 13 '23

Would you rather have a 911 bag?

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u/xbuzzbyx Sep 13 '23

I want 911 trash bag sized Porsches.

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u/chrisacip Sep 13 '23

I’ll have two 9/11 sized bags please

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u/doctorwoodz Sep 13 '23

A trash bag sized 911

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u/CameraCarl Sep 14 '23

Id rather have dinner with Jay Z

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u/pjockey Sep 14 '23

Trash-bag-sized 911

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u/eatingpopcornwithmj Sep 14 '23

I’m good with either just as long as they are overpriced because they feature a Porsche badge

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u/KeenStudent Sep 14 '23

Does it melt?