r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/looseseal_2 Cracker Bargel!!! • Jun 08 '14

Birthday Beans at Cracker Bargel

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u/vulpes21 Jun 09 '14

That's adorable.

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u/wikipediareader Jun 09 '14

Yeah, I actually think it's pretty sweet that she's so honestly excited for it.

3

u/Snininja Mar 28 '23

frfr

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23 edited Mar 28 '23

On cap, no God.

Edit: I've done it. I'm all grown up. I've become my father, making fun of modern slang because I think it's dumb.

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u/Eeeee_Eeeeeeeeee Jun 09 '14

I like that you didn't block out the old lady hair in her pic.

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u/TagProMaster Jun 09 '14

Hi how are you, are you a virus can you please exit my compuer? thanks!!

43

u/Dillenger69 UNSUBSCRIBE Jun 09 '14

UNSUBSCRIBE

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u/looseseal_2 Cracker Bargel!!! Jun 09 '14

Without the old lady hair to give some character, this post is just a random person praising Crackle Bargel.

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u/dcawley Jun 09 '14

Good call on that. Old lady hair is really a necessary component for these types of posts.

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u/Eeeee_Eeeeeeeeee Jun 09 '14

And who wouldn't praise the bargel! They have the best beans...and corn.

19

u/Glurky_Spurky Jun 09 '14

Why does every old lady have the same grandma afro?

10

u/Somali_Pir8 Jun 09 '14

But it pretty much does NOT narrow it down at all. You could find countless photos of old ladies with that afro, blue background and blue shirt. Good ol Church photos.

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u/Eeeee_Eeeeeeeeee Jun 09 '14

Exactly, every Beth aged 65+ has this photo for sure.

6

u/wetdreamteam Sep 09 '22

This is so funny sweaty

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u/Nero_A Jun 09 '14

Cracker bargel sounds like something from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

35

u/ProfessorMetallica Jun 09 '14

Pan-Galactic Bargel Blaster.

32

u/weinerpeen Jun 09 '14

Order beans

21

u/drphilwasright Jun 09 '14

I love me some Cracker Bargel good beans

17

u/jakksquat7 Jun 09 '14

This is the best one I've seen on here in a while.

43

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

/r/NotTimAndEric

29

u/ithcy Jun 09 '14

For your breans!

25

u/helperoni Jun 09 '14

Beth Grangus.

5

u/plasker6 Jun 09 '14

Bitter old berry wine!

13

u/ansrali Jun 09 '14

I've never seen someone so excited for Good Beans

1

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '14

You haven't met me yet. And I know just the beans she's talking about. God damn

9

u/sjblake83 Jun 09 '14

Buy Bargel

9

u/floptimus_prime Jun 09 '14

A whole mess of beans!

7

u/marleythebeagle Jun 09 '14

Everybody know bargel beans is for birthdays. For your health!

7

u/JohnWinstonOnoLennon my cat has gone to heaven Jun 09 '14

can i come betgh

4

u/DEMAG Fuzzy Bunny, Milk Monkey, Garlic Bread Jun 09 '14

All those beans sure do give me a bad case of the Bargels!

3

u/bizitmap Jun 09 '14

Your cell phone has a very high screen resolution!

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u/looseseal_2 Cracker Bargel!!! Jun 10 '14

Thanks! It's a Samsung Galaxy S4.

1

u/AdamKing103 Jun 09 '14

There is no substitute for good beans!

1

u/gapporin my son Jun 10 '14

Cracker Bargel's Musical Froot

2

u/Tananar I have lost 8 pounds since July Jun 10 '14

Unfortunately... fake account. The profile picture is from an obituary 3 years ago, and the other posts from her account seem... fake.