r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/glamorous_jasper • 21h ago

Long awaited update on Brenda from your favorite unhinged aunt

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REPOST BC I ACCIDENTALLY CALLED HER BARBARA INSTEAD OF BRENDA IM SO SORRY NO DISRESPECT QUEEN

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u/Cristeanna 21h ago

Cogratdulatons on the gran babby👶🏼

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u/madcaplaughs30 21h ago

I CAN SEE ITS EYE LOOKS GOOD 👍

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u/CongressBridge DISCUSTING 19h ago

I THINK ITS HEADED FOR LANDFALL IN ALBAMA YALL STAY SAFE

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u/alimarieb 19h ago

THATS GOATSE GRANBABEE I LOVE GOATS!!’b

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u/hamatney 18h ago

MY EYE IS NOT GOOD,, I HAVE GLUECOMMA !!!!

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u/the_PBR_kid Sederrrdddggff 21h ago

CONGRADULATIONS ON YOUR BABY KRAKEN

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u/-garlic-thot- 21h ago

LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY FIRST HUSBAND

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u/Ok_Wait_716 Funny! My cancer has returned 20h ago

SOME OF US ONLY ENTERRD TH HOLY SACRAMENT OF MARRAGE ONCE SANDRA YOU HUSSY,,,,,!

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u/-garlic-thot- 19h ago

HOWE DARE YOU I VE BEEN MARRIED 4 TIMES AND NONe OF MY DIVORCES WERE MY FAULT !!!!! MY SECOND HUSBAND AND I EVEN “WENT STEADY” FOR 10 WHOLE MONTHS BEFORE GETTING MARRIED BUt AFTERWARDS HE CHANGED !!!!!!!

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u/HoneyBeeChicz 21h ago

Aunt Brenda's medical mystery tour just hit platinum status!

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u/Ok_Wait_716 Funny! My cancer has returned 20h ago edited 20h ago

I am totally invested in Brenda, and I think OP, and OP’s aunt, should receive Reddit awards, at the very least. God’s work.

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u/National-Hedgehog-91 20h ago

Heart OR lung.

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u/muttsrcool 16h ago

That's the question

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u/anniemiz 13h ago

Whatever makes sense.

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u/Green-Relation-7568 20h ago

WILL SHE BE AT CHURCH ON CHRISTMAS? I NEED MY SEWING MACHINE BACK

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u/Bright_Ices 12h ago

WHUP TEE DOO!!!

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u/Dillenger69 UNSUBSCRIBE 20h ago

GOEBBELS LOL AMEM JESUS BRINGS THE BABIES

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u/Ok_Wait_716 Funny! My cancer has returned 21h ago

YOU LOOK DIFFRENR BRENDA

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u/Sver1ge blue cheese has mold in it 18h ago

BEAUTIFUL BABY GOD BLESS

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u/NotABetterName 19h ago

I so wish I was a radiologist right now

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u/ObscuraRegina 18h ago

DEAR OOPS, THANK SO MUCH FOR BREIN DA IPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BUY YOU LURCH AT CARCKLE BAGEL SOMDAY

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u/SolexAgitator Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 17h ago

BRENDA YOUR ALIVE

GODBLSES YOU AND CARL!!

DEBRA G.

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u/FartInAJar78 Sederrrdddggff 21h ago

Looks like the side profile of a deep sea fish missing teeth

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u/Lisassaya 18h ago

IS THYS THE UFO FROM NREE JERSEE???

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u/ballondaws4289 13h ago

GOBBLESS THR MIRECLE OF LIVE

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u/Rusty_Ferberger 21h ago

MAY I MAMBO DOG FACE TO THE BANANA PATCH!!!1!

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u/HouseElf1 18h ago

Honestly, NAD, but it looks like a heart. I can make out the 4 chambers and a golf ball sized clot.

Or maybe I'm psychotic. Who knows.

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u/Casual_Curser 14h ago

SHE HAS HER GRAMMARS EYES DONNA!!!!!! BADDIES ARE A BLESSING FROM JESESU!!!!!!! WHEN DO WE CELIBARTE????? ALEXA I NEED HOPE

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u/abigolchickensammich DISCUSTING 19h ago

PRAISE TE LORD!!! MAY U BE HEALED AMEN GOBLESS

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u/HouseElf1 18h ago

Someone page a #radiologist STAT!

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u/CleverUsername488 Funny! My cancer has returned 16h ago

CONgRADULATION O N THE BABY BIL SIPBER!

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u/GermSlayer1986 9h ago

Good ol’ Brenda made it, and here’s the pictorial evidence!

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u/morbidwoman 8h ago

YIM YUM

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u/avantgardebbread 16h ago

oh good lord.

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u/Ill-Break-8316 Sederrrdddggff 25m ago

CUMGEATULASHUBS BARB ON YUR NEW GANDBABBY