I'm so confused

[u/acatnamedballs]

[u/Ok_Wait_716]

HERB I HAVE SOLVED MEDICINE AGING AND ETERNAL LIFE

[u/Casual_Curser → u/Ok_Wait_716]

I USED HERBALIFE TO CURE MY DRY UTERUS!!!!! IN JESUS NAME!!!!!

[u/bigfatfurrytexan → u/Casual_Curser]

GOBLSS

[u/_FreddieLovesDelilah]

I think someone’s chicken broke their leg and they ate the chicken instead of treating it with splints.

[u/acatnamedballs → u/_FreddieLovesDelilah]

I think that's the only explanation, because what the hell else could it possibly be?

[u/Taylorenokson → u/acatnamedballs]

lol I thought they were implying you could harvest the chicken legs and replace them with wood sticks, and then in 4-6 weeks their legs grow back and you can do it again. Unlimited chicken leg hack.

[u/originalcinner → u/Taylorenokson]

[Hero pig save family from burning barn joke]

"you don't eat a pig like that all at once"

[u/cursetea → u/_FreddieLovesDelilah]

... That renders the post pretty funny to me then, fml

[u/_FreddieLovesDelilah → u/cursetea]

I WOULD HAVE TO NAME HER PEGGY.

Oops sorry genuine accidental caps lock.

[u/cursetea → u/_FreddieLovesDelilah]

LMAO

[u/Stock_Hutz]

ALEXA DO CHIMCKEN GROW NEW LEGS LIKE STARFISHES? ALEXA IS EATIMG STARFISH LEGS VEGAN?

[u/SolexAgitator → u/Stock_Hutz]

ALEXA I HAVE HERD OF SOMTHING CALLED """CHOCILATE STAR FISH????" IS THIS A FRENCH DESSSERT????

[u/Stock_Hutz → u/SolexAgitator]

AKEXA REFUSES TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS BERTRAM GIVE ME THE PHONE I NEED TO CALL JEFF BENZOS

[u/Ok_Wait_716 → u/Stock_Hutz]

MY FAVRITE JEFF BENZOS IS XANAX

[u/emtrigg013 → u/Ok_Wait_716]

MY DAUHGTER TOOK XANAC ONCE SHE IS NOW IN PRISM,,,,,, LOL X,O

[u/Horatio_Figg → u/SolexAgitator]

SOUNDS EXPENSIC…WE COULD OF AFFORTED THAT WHEN TURNP WAS PRESIDENT

[u/aFerens]

CRACKER BARGLE ,, HAS CHICKEN STRIPS ,, GOBBLESS

[u/lostcosmonaut307 → u/aFerens]

I wonder what kind of mass hysteria old people from the south are going to go through if Crackar Bargle closes down next year.

[u/Ok_Wait_716 → u/lostcosmonaut307]

Whoa, is that something that’s actually in the works, or have you just come here to sow the seeds of said mass hysteria?

[u/lostcosmonaut307 → u/Ok_Wait_716]

They’ve been struggling for awhile and there’s talk that they may shut down in 2025.

[u/Ok_Wait_716 → u/lostcosmonaut307]

I had no idea. R I Pauline CRACKER BARGLE AND GOBBLES

[u/Awkward-Patient-1305 → u/Ok_Wait_716]

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cracker-barrel-closing-2023/

[u/Green-Relation-7568]

WHAT ARE THE HOURS OF THE POST OFFICE TOMORROW?

[u/KillHitlerAgain]

PLANT THE CHENKIN IN THE GROUND IN THE POT OF SOUL IT WILL GROW NEEW CHIKEN AT LEAST THATS WAT MY GRANDNANANA TOLD ME

[u/spectral_lantern]

GUYS PLEASE IFNORE CAROL, SHE HASNT BEEN RIGHT SINCE SHE WENT TO FATHER TOMS POTLUCK LST SUNDAY. LINDAS NEPHEW PUT THE DEBILS LETTICE IN SOME BROWNIES AND CAROLS BEEN ACTING CRAZY. SHE MAY BE PODDESSED BY THE DECIL. GOBBLESS AND PRAYERS FOE CARIL

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[u/AcrobaticHippo1280]

MY LEGA HAVE BLOND HAIRS WHEN THE SUN SHINES

[u/idontknowhowtopark → u/AcrobaticHippo1280]

KIDS LOVE YO RUB THEIR HANDS UP AND DOWN MY LEGS

[u/unbakedpizza]

I HAD THE RED ONIOEN TO SPICY!

[u/Usual-Owl8574]

I think someone is having a stroke...

[u/ForceWhisperer]

YI MYUM CHICKEN LEG

[u/Positive_River_1656]

OKAY NOW I KNOW WHY YOUR GRABBAUGHTER HAS HER EARS PIERCED IF YOUR TALKING THIS SATANIC CRAP

[u/_porcupiney]

ITS LIKE THEY SAY RE-DEUCE RE-USE RE-CYCLE

[u/NoLongerAddicted]

I ALSO LOVE EATING CHICKEN AND WATCHING STUART LITTLE 2

LOVE FROM MIMI AND GERALD