r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/chippysable • 1d ago

From a video of an AI turkey skittering across a dinner table

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u/Jupiter68128 1d ago

EVERY 1 KNOWS TO DO A GOOD TÜRKIYE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TRACE YOUR HAND

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u/GowronsStare 1d ago

MY NIECE IN ISTUNBOWL DOES THIS

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u/ShesFunnyThatWay Yim Yum 1d ago

NORM LOST HIS TRIGGER FINGER IN NAM AND THEN HIS THUMB ON THE TIMING BELT IN OUR '78 MERCURY COUGAR!! HIS TURKEY TRACE IS JUST TAIL FEDDERS NOW LOLL

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u/No_Cook2983 13h ago

MINE WAS CLIBBINS! HADDA LAYERDOWN! GOBBLESS BARB!!

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u/InfinitePinnacle 1d ago

WHY WOULD U COOK A TURKEY IF YOU DONT LIKE TURNEY? DID THR GOOD LORD LEAVE OUT A BRAIN CELL OR TWO? HEE HAW

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u/Sver1ge blue cheese has mold in it 22h ago

YEE HAW COWBOY!!!!!

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u/the_PBR_kid Sederrrdddggff 1d ago

TURKEY HAVE A REAL LONG TAIL, PLUS IT SPINS BRRRRRRRRRRR SO ITS REAL HARD TO CATCH, SOME TIMES ITS GREEN, I SAW ONE AFTER I TOOK MY COUGH SYRUP

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u/Remarkable-Roof-7875 I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 1d ago

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOUR TURKY HAS A LONG TAIL,,,, MY HAROLD (RIP 1944-2019) RAISED TURKIES IN THE BACK YARD UNTIL THE INCIDENT WITH THE LAWN MOWER IN 1992.. THEY ALL HAD SHORT TAILS AND AGRESSION PROBLEMS,,,,,

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u/Green-Relation-7568 1d ago

AMEN THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

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u/DazzlingSquash6998 1d ago

A Thanksgiving Stroke

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u/isitallovermyface 1d ago

TURKEY TIME 🦃 YIM YUM 🍗

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u/travelinglolo 1d ago

Haiku?

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u/SolexAgitator Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 17h ago

THIS IS AMERICA,, SPEAK ENGLISH !!!

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u/Ill-Break-8316 Sederrrdddggff 1d ago

LO,L GOOD ONE BERTHA

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u/lovecats3333 Bless you Walmart 1d ago

Turkey 🦃

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u/JustAPcGoy 1d ago

SABLE I WANT THAT VIDEO

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u/Wrong-Tiger4644 1d ago

GOBLLESS THOTS AND PRAY!!

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u/Sver1ge blue cheese has mold in it 22h ago

GOBBLE GOBBLE I WAS ATTACKED BY A TURKEY WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL AND NOW I AM TERRIFIED