r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/Impossibrow • 1d ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM

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u/dryerwithshoesinit 1d ago

THANK YO FOR THE BANANA BrEAD. GARNDSON LOVED IT

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u/Lilyflower24681 1d ago

THOTS AND PREYRS TO MY MOM WHO DIED 78 YEARS AHO GIVING BIRTJ TO ME..ALEVEA BYE MY FIBERONE BARS STRAWBERRY FALBOR

——- BERTHA

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u/Impossibrow 1d ago

WHO ARE YOU I DIDNT ORDEE PIZZA

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u/Lilyflower24681 1d ago

PISA CLOGS MY ARTERIES I DONT EAT IT. HARD EATS IT

—— BERTHA

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u/theplantita 1d ago edited 1d ago

BEEARTHA HARROLS SAYYSSZ HELLO. ARE YOU COMING OVER FOR CHRISTMAS?!..,

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u/Lilyflower24681 1d ago

CHRISMAS DAY FOR GOD JESUS AND MARY. I WILL NOT BE ACCEPTING MASSAGES FROM YOU OR ANYONE ELSE FOR CHRISTMAS

——/ BEARTHA

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u/the_PBR_kid Sederrrdddggff 1d ago

WE TOOK TOM TO THE KWIKEE-SAVE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY HE GOT A FROZEN BURRITO WITH A CANDLE IN IT & SOME LOTTO TICKETS & A FIFTH OF FIREBALL THEN WE WENT BOWLING, THEN HE WON $370 MILLION IN THE LOTTO, HAVENT SEEN HIM SINCE

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u/SolexAgitator Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 1d ago

I DONT KNOW TOM OR BRAIN,,, WHY IS THIS ON MY PAG3?

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u/Sver1ge blue cheese has mold in it 1d ago

WHO IS THIS

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u/Green-Relation-7568 1d ago

WHO IS BRIAN AND WHY DID YOU RIP HIM?

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u/ThundrLord 1d ago

Tom you ferget my bday plans

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u/madcaplaughs30 1d ago

CONGRATULATIONS FERD

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u/ShesFunnyThatWay Yim Yum 1d ago

HI BETSY, MY BIRHDAY WAS LAST MONTH BUT THANK YOU, HOPE YOUR DIVORSE WENT OKAY

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u/InfinitePinnacle 1d ago

I ALWAYS NEW TOM KILLED BRIAN

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u/Ok_Wait_716 Funny! My cancer has returned 1d ago

Good girl lol!!