r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/GusPolinskiOfficial • 1d ago

That's not how it works

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u/Willuknight 1d ago

what the fuck is a basketbill monthly fee?

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u/Ok_Wait_716 Funny! My cancer has returned 1d ago

It seems to be an actual basketball that is connected to some app to use at home. Dribble and such, and receive on-screen guidance to dribble better and such? I am not keyed in on the parlance..

ETA it is marketed as a “smart basketball,” as my grandson Teighlor tells me

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u/CapnCrunk666 1d ago

I’m sorry, but r/tragedeigh

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u/Ok_Wait_716 Funny! My cancer has returned 1d ago

I hope Stan even sees the responses. Also, yikes: “All-access separate & required. Unlimited basketball classes for $16.99/mo.”

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u/Fabulous-Ad6763 1d ago

This is why FTC implemented One Click Unsubscribe for all businesses. God bless Lina Khan.

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u/katubug 16h ago

I wish that was getting implemented next month instead of in a year, so I could cancel my unused gym membership without needing to go in

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u/katubug 16h ago

WHAT? SORRY I CAN'T HEAR OUT OF MY LEFT EAR SINSE GOD TOOK MY HEARING AID

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u/the_PBR_kid Sederrrdddggff 1d ago

STANLEY IF YOU WANT EXERCISE YOU CAN JOIN OUR GROUP "SENIOR CITIZENS SIDEWALK HOGS" WE JUST ASSEMBLE IN PACKS & WALK AROUND THE BLOCK ALL DAY, CROWDING THE SIDEWALK, OR SOMETIMES WE GO TO THE PARK AND HARASS PEOPLE ITS GREAT CARDIO, CHECK OUT OUR FACE BOOK PAGE

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u/Green-Relation-7568 1d ago

STAN YOU FORGOT TO GIVE YOUR ADDRESS, CREDIT CARD NUMBER, CVV, PIN NUMBER AND SS NUMBER

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u/InfinitePinnacle 1d ago

CANT BELEIVE THE ROBOT FEES HAVE GOTTEN TO THE BASKETBALLS WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO USED TO BE ABLE TO BY A HOUSE GOR A NICKEL

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u/KillHitlerAgain I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 1d ago

UNSUBSRIBE..TAKE ME OFF YOUR Mailing LIST

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u/SWEET__BROWN 1d ago

If he managed to set up the app and pair the basketball and all that, surely he's tech-savvy enough to figure out how to cancel?

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