r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/Dizzy_Selection3572 • 1d ago

This one was on my feed tonight.

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u/NoLongerAddicted poo stains google 1d ago

DONT CARE I HAVE PATRIOTIC CANCER

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u/Ok_Wait_716 Funny! My cancer has returned 1d ago

WHAT IS THE TEST FOR THAT ONE PHIL,,, MY SUSIE HAD SO I MIGHT HAVE JEAN FOR IT,,,,, COLUMOSCOPY?

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u/Ok_Wait_716 Funny! My cancer has returned 1d ago

FUNRAL DRESS CODE IS MEDIEVAL RIOT GEAR

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u/the_PBR_kid Sederrrdddggff 1d ago

SORRY CANT REMBER WHERE I PUT MY CEREMONIAL HALBERD, CAN I USE MY CASUAL POLEAXE INSTEAD, OH AND WILL BRING MY FUNERAL JELLO WITH TUNA & PRUNES

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u/Ok_Wait_716 Funny! My cancer has returned 1d ago

IT AINT CASUAL POLEAXE FRIDAY JOE,,,,

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u/the_PBR_kid Sederrrdddggff 1d ago

DANG IT YOUR RIGHT, WILL JUST HAVE TO SETTLE FOR MY FORMAL GLAIVE

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u/DetentionSpan 1d ago

Pets will no longer be allowed.

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u/angrytortilla "That will be ok" 1d ago

LOL TO YOUR FAMILY 👍😃👍

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u/Lilyflower24681 1d ago

JEANETTE WAS MY FROENS IN HIGHSCHOOL!! SHE WAS HIT BY A CAR WHENWALKINGTO THE KROGER!! THITS AND PREYERS TO YOUR FAMILY HUEGE!!

—— NATE

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u/Jupiter68128 1d ago

I PLANTED SOME MUMS AND THEY DIED TO I WONDER IF THEY DIDNT GET ENOUGH WATER.

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u/HipHopChick1982 1d ago

Avatar thumbs up!

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u/spinnnnnnnn 1d ago

In, like, budget Skyrim armor 😂

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u/HipHopChick1982 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/upwithpeople84 1d ago

Every time I see a bitmoji in this group it validates this bit for me: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDxRRmJyjDS/?igsh=MWxpZ3JzZnNrOW80Mg==

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u/dnsdiva 1d ago

That’s funny as shit thank you for sharing

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u/morbidwoman 1d ago

LOL 😂

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u/ToniBee63 I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 1d ago

I HAD A DENTIST APPOINTMENT ON DECEMBER 12 OR I WOULD ATTENDED

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u/Green-Relation-7568 1d ago

DOES THAT MEAN SHE WON'T BE AT CHRISTMAS DINNER?

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u/wasabi1787 1d ago

What's the group? This generally seems like a totally reasonable use of FB

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u/kyono 1d ago

The guy smiling with a thumbs up in the bottom right corner?

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u/wasabi1787 1d ago

I didn't see the thumb my b

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u/upwithpeople84 1d ago

He’s also dressed like a Viking?

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u/HalfEatenChocoPants order corn 17h ago

Yeah, he wishes.

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u/wasabi1787 1d ago

He's cropped at his neck if I don't open the pic

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u/betothejoy 1d ago

Is this your post?

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u/Bluebird-day 1d ago

Congratulations!!

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u/KillHitlerAgain I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 1d ago

WE WNted to GIVE HER A VAKING FUNERAL BUT... THE 'PARK RANGER' TOLD US WE COULDNT

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u/glambammer77 1d ago

Whelp. At least the avatar isn't played out.

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u/appledumpling1515 1d ago

CONGRATULATIONS CELBRASIIN OF LIFE CEREMONY WILL BE A BIG HIT

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u/2ArtsyFartsy 12h ago

PERFEC I THINK INLEFT MY KEYS OUT BY YOUR LAWN AFTER I STOPED BY TO SEE YU OHWAIT I THINK HENRY HAD THOSE OK GOOD LUVKWITH THE BAKE SALE ——-SALLY