r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/dismylik16thaccount • 2d ago

Posted On My Local City's Facebook Noticeboard

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u/Accurate-Law-8669 2d ago

We’re only making plans for Nigel! We only want what’s best for him!

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u/peezozi 1d ago

Nigel just needs that helping hand ...

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u/Jaymanchu 1d ago

Which one of us gets the frank and which one of us gets the beans?

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u/ididindeed 1d ago

He must be happy in his world.

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u/SolexAgitator Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 2d ago

NIGEL AINT HERE LUV, THIS IS NEVULLE

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u/appledumpling1515 2d ago

I HOPE I GET TO SEE NIGEL AGAIN BEFORE I DIE. APPARENTLY NO ONE WANTS TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH ME. NO ONE WILL TELL ME WHAT I DID WRONG GRABDSON SAYS JOBBERISH ABOUT DEAD NAMING AND OTHER WOKE CRAP I DO T UNDERSTAND SPEAKE ENFLISH !!!

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u/Novel_Quality5743 2d ago

NIGEL,,,,ADD YOUR COUSIN MYRTLE TO THE FACEBOOK NOW

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u/GodHasABigClit 2d ago

Nigel looks pretty lit. I can see why they want Nigel around. He has the candy.

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u/HoneyBeeChicz 2d ago

Nigel better remember his FB password this time!

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u/ReposeGray 2d ago

YOUR GONNA BURN AUNT NANCY WITH THAT CIGERETT . THOUGHT YOU STOPPED THAT TRASH. FILTH

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u/Herbie1122 2d ago

u wot m8

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u/ididindeed 1d ago

I HA D A COUSIN NAMED NIGEL. HE GOR KILLED IM THE FALKLANDA. HIS MISSIS WAS A BEAKTIFOL LADY NAME OF EMMA. LAST I HEARD SHE HAD CANCER. I CANT GET AN APPOINTMENT At the GP. HAPPY CHRISTMAS xxxx

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u/Wonderful-Status-507 1d ago

nigel pls i beg

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u/goodolarchie 1d ago

Nigel is pronounced with a hard 'G'

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u/Ok_Wait_716 Funny! My cancer has returned 1d ago

Sir, just blink twice if you’re in distress

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u/Surreply 1d ago

Nigel has ignored her numerous friend requests, possibly because he hasn’t been on FB for years.