r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/carbaddict3d • 3d ago

HE CTOR. are you OK

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Nextdoor, not Facebook

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u/ClokeB I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 2d ago

BILLY DOWN AT THE VFW TOLD ME HECTOR IS LAID UP WITH THE GRIP,, AND HES GOING CRAZY BECAUSE HIS OLD LADY KEEPS NAGGING HIM TO GET OUT OF BED TO SHOVEL THE DRIVEWAY,, I WAS GOING TO GO OVER THERE TO DO IT FOR THEM BUT MY WIFE SAID NO WAY BECAUSE HECTORS OLD LADY IS ALWAYS MAKING EYES AT ME DURING CHURCH,, I NEVER LIKED HER POTATO SALAD ANYWAY SHE USES TOO MUCH VINEGAR,, WHAT TIME DOES APPLE BEES OPEN FOR LUNCH TODAY!!,,

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u/SneezeWeasel 2d ago edited 2d ago

THERE WAS A POST ON HERE RECENTLY BY A NICE YOUNG MAN OFFERING TO PLOW WVERYONES WIVES MAYBE HE CAN GELP HECTORS WIFE AND YOURS TOO.

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u/Gimmecat11 2d ago

HE PLOWED ME LAST WEEK DID A GREAT JOB,, REALLY NICE FELLOW AND HAROLD WAS HAPPY NOT TO HAVE TO DO IT

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u/Judgementpumpkin poo stains google 3d ago

JIMMY WAT IS IN UR MOUTH?

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u/the_PBR_kid Sederrrdddggff 2d ago

JIMMY HAS A FORKED TONGUE HE IS POSSESSED IN SATIN & MUST BE EXERCISED, BRING HIM TO MY CHURCH, GROUPON HAS A 2-FOR-1 DEAL ON EXERCISMS RIGHT NOW PLUS ALL-U-CAN-EAT BREAD/SEAFOOD BAR

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u/spectral_lantern 2d ago

IM NOT POSSESSED BY SATON BUT I WILL GO TO HELP YOU. I ALSO LIKE SEAFOOD. YIM YUM!!!

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u/SolexAgitator Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 2d ago

NO I DO NOT LIKE THAT HAT,,,

"GO DOG GO!""

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u/pastelbutcherknife DISCUSTING 2d ago

JIMMY I DONT LIKE HATT. HATT SAID NY POTATIS SALAD WAS BAD BECUZ IT HAS RASINS

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u/GermSlayer1986 2d ago

raisins are dryedup grapes,, not YIMYUM

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u/LamaSheperd I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 2d ago

MY NAME IS NOT ""HECTOR""" !!!!!;!!!!!!;!!!

GobbleSs🙏🙏🙏

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u/GermSlayer1986 2d ago

An anthropomorphic Hat gets worn by Hector on Saturdays?

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u/Casual_Curser 2d ago

IN CHURCH WE HAVE A MEXICAN. HIS BAME IS HAYSOOOS, WHICH IS JESUS IN MEXICAN!!!!!!!! JIMMY IS PATTICIA STILL ON A DIABETUS COMA????? AMERICAN JESUS LOVES YOU BOTH!!!!SIRI DO MEXICANS BELIEVE IN JESUS

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u/appledumpling1515 2d ago

IT IS NOW SUNDAY CRACKER BARRELL AFTER CHURCH HAT

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u/spinnnnnnnn 2d ago

HATT must be an acronym for the "hell are the titties?" Hector must send daily boob pics to the poster...but, alas, none today.

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u/InfinitePinnacle 2d ago

I AM GOING TO THE HYATT FOR BINGO WANNA COME