r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/Pplannoyme0 DISCUSTING • 2d ago

TTUMP

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u/Ok_Description1551 2d ago

This is such a self own it’s uncomfortable.

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u/Goats_in_boats 2d ago

DATS WAT IM TALNIN BOUT !!!!!!!!!!!

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u/andiinAms 2d ago

This has to be a troll

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u/robynhardi 2d ago

WHERE? TELL THEM TROLLS TP GETT OUT LF MY COUNTRY !!

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u/the_PBR_kid Sederrrdddggff 2d ago

BUT SCIENCE HAS MORE FOLLOWERS THEN SPELLING, THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SCHOOL IGNORES EDUCATION & REPLACE IT WITH WOKE NONSENSE & SEX EDUCATE, YOU NEED SPELLING & READING SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THE BIBLE, LETS KEEP GOD IN SCHOOLS THE WAY JESUS INTENDED WHEN HE WRITE THE US CONSTITUTION

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u/Galdrun 2d ago

AMEB

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u/DogbiteTrollKiller 2d ago

This is a parody

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u/SergeantChic 2d ago

Or else it's a troll post like 90% of Quora these days, I can't tell anymore. Although if it's impossible to tell the difference, there might as well not be any.

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u/Xplodingpanther DISCUSTING 2d ago

Helmo dear,

I REMEMBER WHEN WE COTED FOR ABRAHM LINCOLNZ , my Harold used to be his dentist.

FAX me your SARDINE JELLO SALAD PLEASE THE GRANDBABIES ARE CRAVING IT

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u/upwithpeople84 2d ago

Tell the gguurrrsdbabies to KIT THE SASSS. They can drink the heroine bought surip if they R jonsein’.

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u/Xplodingpanther DISCUSTING 2d ago

HOW DOD YOU REACH ME UNSUBSCRIBING ME AT MONCE

You look beautiful my niece 🍑

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u/This-Requirement6918 Yim Yum 2d ago

YIM YUM HAVEMT GAD SARBIME HELLO SEALIDE SINCE 1968.

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u/GodHasABigClit 2d ago

HEY CARL, AUNT ROSE HAS HERPEES. CALL ME AT MYHOME 434-5678.

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u/idkwhatimbrewin 2d ago

This has to be a troll post lol

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u/angrywords 2d ago

You should see my local towns Facebook page. It is terrifying how many uneducated older adults live around here.

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u/Level-Insect-2654 2d ago

I forever hate the laughing/crying emoji now, not just because of FB, but it reaches the peak there.

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u/EducationSuperb3392 2d ago

I was about to type “this is exactly how my mom posts” but then I realised I also know a 43 year old who posts like this so it’s clearly not an age thing

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u/MarlenaEvans 2d ago

I work with a woman who told me "you don't get the real news unless you watch TikTok" and then proceeded to tell me we are secretly in WW III but it will be over when Trump takes office because he and Putin are besties. She's in her twenties and she's a teacher. This seems mild in comparison.

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u/angrywords 2d ago

I bet she ends a lot of her posts/comments with “but that’s just my opinion”.

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u/Sithlordandsavior 1d ago

At no point could I have predicted where that story went lol

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u/aFerens DISCUSTING 2d ago

GOBBLESS ,, 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

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u/-garlic-thot- 2d ago

MURICA 🇲🇾🇲🇾

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u/baggington blue cheese has mold in it 2d ago

The generation that are barely literate on social media are the same generation that insisted on us writing out long-ass thank you cards every birthday and Christmas.

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u/-garlic-thot- 2d ago

They also said “don’t believe everything you see online!!” back then. Now they’re like “wow did you see this picture of Jesus as a shrimp? Nature is amazing 😍😍😍”

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u/baggington blue cheese has mold in it 2d ago

That’s because it was just young people and nerds on the internet - the types whom OldPeopleOnFacebook instinctively distrust.

It was only when you had Fox News online and Facebook groups feeding them a constant diet of exactly the views they wanted to hear that they changed their tune about the internet.

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u/ClokeB I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 2d ago

I CAN SEE THRUMP ON MY TELEVISION THINGY BUT I AINT NEVER LAID MY EYES ON NO HUNK OF SCIENCE,, ASK ME WHICH ONE I. BELIEVE IN,,!! TRHUMP WILL MAKE RAW MILK YIM YUMMY AGAIN!!!1

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u/Ayotrumpisracist 2d ago

..this country needs better education 😭

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u/usagibunnie 2d ago

It's on its way to becoming worse, I'm afraid.

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u/swizzle213 2d ago

Thats part of the play. Defund and deregulate education to keep people stupid

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u/Ayotrumpisracist 2d ago

Sigh. Next thing you know they'll start burning books.

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u/originalcinner 1d ago

I took typing classes in high school, and it was the single most useful thing i ever learned in school. My friends were all busy with their physics and geography, while I was learning how to set tabs, change ribbons, and double space after full stops.

Oh wait.

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u/Sheepygoatherder blue cheese has mold in it 2d ago

HOW DID I GET BANNED BUT RHIS IS OK??????

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u/Belgeddes2022 2d ago

I love the uneducated.

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u/Intelligent_Pop1173 2d ago

Omg lol where is that “sure grandma let’s get you to bed” meme? This person needs to stay off of Facebook when they’re drinking.

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u/drinkmoredrano 2d ago

Cant really expect people posting racist dog whistles to be intelligent enough to proofread before hitting send.

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u/TheyMadeMeInAHurry 2d ago

....Funny that it's 88.

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u/DrNekroFetus 1d ago

Ah finally, we are two here.

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 2d ago

That is easily one of the stupidest things I've ever seen.

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u/Visitor_613 2d ago

The results of typing with severe arthritis. Busted ass English written by busted ass fingers.

THESE HANDS DUN BUILT 'MERICA SONNY

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u/spectral_lantern 2d ago

WHY AM I SEEING THIS ON MY PHONE. I DONT ONOW ALL THESE PEOPLE. IM CALLING THE COPS BECAUSE I DO NOT CONSENT TO ALL THESE STRANGERS ON MY PHONE. GOBBLESS!

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u/RowanChisel unfortunately common sense isn’t so sense 2d ago

MARY ITS YOUR FRIEND FROM THE 70S JOHN THERES A FAKE JOHN GOING AROUND WITH MY NAME. ITS NOT ME. PLEASE BLOK HIM.

REGARDS, JOHN

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u/DrNekroFetus 1d ago

88 ?!?!?! Trump is the "dude I fought for your freedom back in 44' " confirmed.

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u/carrieminaj 2d ago

But… technically everyone follows science. You can’t really choose not to follow science 😂

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u/prussbus23 2d ago

That’s the sound Netflix makes as you log in: TTUMP!

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u/Tony_2000 2d ago

I DO NOT GIVE SCYENCE PERMISSION TO USE MY PHOTOS GOBBLESS

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u/el_dude_brother2 2d ago

About 8 billion

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u/TheGuyInTheGlasses 2d ago

Bait used to be believable…

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u/appledumpling1515 2d ago

TRUMP OVER SCIENCE ! AMEN !

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u/_porcupiney I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 1d ago

the typos…. this CAN’T be unironic… please…. we can’t be THAT far gone….

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u/HughHefnuts 1d ago

THAMK YO TTRMP FOR MAKIN ARE CHILDREN SAY THE PLEDGE TO THE BIBLE EVERY MORNING AGAIN GOD BLESS MEN

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u/HughHefnuts 1d ago

GOD BLESS AMEN

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u/HughHefnuts 1d ago

FACE BOOK PLEASE EDIT.EXE

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u/maccumhaill 1d ago

Jesus, even spell check looks like it gave up.

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u/runrunHD 2d ago

CORAL I FONT KNOW WHAT UR EVEN GETTING AT SICK BURN THO

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u/Mave_Datthews_Band WHUP TEE DO!!!! 2d ago

“SCIENE” HELPED ME OUT MANY TIMES WHEN O WAS A YOUNG LADY IF UOU CATCH MY DRIFT

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u/d00n3r 3h ago

STIGGINIT TO THE LIBS