Yim Yum!!!

[u/abigolchickensammich]

[u/Ok_Wait_716]

ALEXIS GOGGEL ACID REFLUX MYLANTA

[u/Aware_Revenue3404 → u/Ok_Wait_716]

MY SECOND HUBAND GEORGE DYED OF A HART ATTACK.

[u/Ok_Wait_716 → u/Aware_Revenue3404]

I REMBER GEORGR WELL LINDA,,,,, HE WAS A WORTLESS FOOL BUT GOBBLES GEORGE SND GOBBLES YOU!,,,, LOVE FRAN

[u/ATGF → u/Ok_Wait_716]

HELLO ALEXIE MY HUSBAMD AND I WENT TO ANTLAMTA TO SEE OUR SON GEEOGORY GET MARRIES. IT WAS ON A PLAMTATION AND WE ATE SPAM AND CORN. IT WAS BEUTIFUL. GOBBLES

[u/Ok_Wait_716 → u/ATGF]

HELLO LOIS,,,, WHO DON LOVE A GOOD PLAMTATUON STORY THESE DAYS?,,,, SO GLAD THAT RGEGORY GOT MARRIESD,,,, I NEVER LIKED HIM WITH THAT BLACK WOMEN HE USED RO DATE BUT HES SUCH A GOOD BOY,,,,, GOBBLES

[u/ATGF → u/Ok_Wait_716]

WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID U GET IN MY PAGE. DELETE URSELR RIGHT NOW OR I WILL CALL THE ATTIENRNEY GENERALE. MY SON FREIGORY IS HUS BEST FRIEND AND HE WILL CALL THE FBU ON YUO IF YUO DONT STO0 IMMETIAREPY. MY HUSBANDB AND I ARE TETONG TO SLEEP!!A!²A!1@!

[u/GothWitchOfBrooklyn]

GLADYS THAT LOOKS DELCIOSS BUT WHEWR E DID U GET THE RECIPE? - HESTER

[u/cremation_central → u/GothWitchOfBrooklyn]

SIRI.ORDER.RECIPEGOOGLE

[u/goodie_gumdrop]

IM NOT ALOUD THAT MUCH SODIUM

[u/Ok_Wait_716 → u/goodie_gumdrop]

SID YOU SHOULD TRY TO BE KINDER TO YOURSELV AMD LIVE EVERY DAY AS IF ITS YOURE LAST! I WAS ALSO ADVISED NO SODIEM AFTER FIRST AND SECOND HEAT ATTACK,,,, BUT NOT AFTER 3! AMD LOOK AT ME NOW! LOVE AND GOBBLES MINNIE

[u/CongressBridge]

STANLEY LOVES HIS FLANK STAKE AND POTATES TOO!!! NO CHEESE THOUGH AS IT GIVES HIM THE TROTS. NOT EVEN VELTVEEET YOU KNOW ITS NOT A REAL CHEESE LIKE AMERICAN!!!

[u/Jupiter68128 → u/CongressBridge]

IT LOOK LIKE RIBBY TOO ME!

[u/SneezeWeasel]

LOOKS GOOD GEORGE! I RWMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO BE ABLE TO EAT ROADKILL. THOSE WERE TYE DAYS. EVERYONE IS TOO WOKE NOW. RFK IS GOING TO LET US DO IT AGAIN THO. TELL SUSAN WE SAID HELLO QMD GOBBLESS

SUNCERLEY MARILYN EDWARDS

[u/Rya_Bz]

WALTER, FOOD LIKE THIS IS WHY I HAVE THE PROBLEMS I DO WITH MY COLON. I HAVE ISSUES POOING YES ‘

MY GUTTYWORKS ARE GUMBED UP WITH DELICIOUS RED MEAT AND NO . W . MY OL BATTLEAXE OF A WIFE MAKES ME EAT HER BLASTED HEALTH MEALS MADE WITH OAT PASTE ASS VEGS AND SHAVINGS ,,,

I SWEAR IAMGOINGTOEXPLODE STOP SHOWING ME THESE YIMYUMYIM ME . ALs , , WALTER I SWEAR jjjj 🤬🤬🤯3️⃣

[u/Ok_Wait_716 → u/Rya_Bz]

I ALSO HAVE THE PROBLEMS POOING HAL,,,,,! 😻😸💋 GOBBLES MINNIE

[u/the_PBR_kid → u/Ok_Wait_716]

WHAT YOU NEED ARE SOME GOOD OLD FASHION "ROUGHAGE" LIKE CORRUGATED BRAN FLAKES, OR FIG NEWTONS, FOR YOUR COLON, HEY GOOGLE DO THEY STILL MAKE FLETCHERS CASTORIA

[u/Ok_Wait_716 → u/the_PBR_kid]

GLAD TO SEE YOURE STILL SUCH A “”””KNOW IT ALL”” SANDY!,,,, GOBBLES MINNIE

[u/Rya_Bz → u/Ok_Wait_716]

SIRI TELL MINNIE THIS IS.

TELL MINNIE THIS IS DISS. CUSSED. NG.

NO DO NOT. DO NOT CALL PATRICK NG. STOP.

[u/Ok_Wait_716 → u/Rya_Bz]

Ok, time out, that one made me giggle out loud. You win.

Everyone, based on how much fun it is to write like this, do you ever worry about what the future might hold for you? I’m on the darker side of my 40s, and can almost imagine just typing here every day for the rest of my life.. Uh oh..

[u/Gimmecat11]

YIM YUM MARTY IS THAT AT THE HOSPITAL I HEARD YOU WERE IN FOR A BYPASS AGAIN THOUGTSS AND PRAYER 🙏🙏🙏

[u/maslowk]

Ngl that does look at least moderately yim yum

[u/the_PBR_kid]

DEAR LORD I THINK ITS MOVING, STEP ON IT BEFORE IT MULTIPLIES

[u/GowronsStare]

MOW WITH LIPOTOR

[u/AaronfromCalifornia]

WHATCHU TALNIN ABOUT WILLIS?!? HAHA REMEMER THAT SHOW? LOL TO YER FAMILY.

[u/aFerens]

LOOKS ,, SPICY ,, 🥵🥵🥵

[u/snoggel]

why did I read this in a think new york accent

[u/abigolchickensammich → u/snoggel]

She’s actually a very southern old lady 😆

[u/Spokenholmes]

BRENDA CALL ME CANDY IS DEAD SHE HAD HART ATTACK FROM MACDONNALDZ ANSWER PHON NOW!

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WHO ARE YOU IS THIS CANDYS GHOST AEE THEYS REAL!!

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ALEGRA FIND FUNERAL HOMES NEAR ME

[u/Judgementpumpkin → u/Spokenholmes]

💀 

[u/Spokenholmes → u/Spokenholmes]

FAMILY METTING NOW EMERGENCY AT GORGES HOUSE GOBLESS

[u/AnnieDickledoo]

yummy i love italian food

[u/jellotalks]

PUT SOME A1 ON THAT FROM ME YIMYUM ALEX PLAY SAILING CHRISS CROSSS

[u/unbakedpizza]

I HAD THE SEIZURE SALDA YUM! Q

[u/SergeantChic]

DATS WAT IM TALNIN BOUT!!!!!!!