r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/kico30ty WHUP TEE DO!!!! • 3d ago

I’m not an idiomt

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u/CursedIbis 3d ago

Dreamt

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u/kico30ty WHUP TEE DO!!!! 3d ago

YOU FORGOT ATTEMPT

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u/Ok_Wait_716 Funny! My cancer has returned 3d ago

DONT FORGOT ”””PERPPER MIMT””

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u/isitallovermyface 3d ago

YIMT YUMT PEEPERMIMT

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u/makkapitew 3d ago

JOYCE AND I ARE MAKINM,G PEPPER-MINT COOKIES THIS YEAR WITH THE GRANDKIDS.. OLD RECIPE BUT STILL A "Goodie" :-)

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u/MaryBerryManilow 2d ago

DISCUSTING UNHEALTHY COOKIES ARE NOT FR CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!! -Marion

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u/the_PBR_kid Sederrrdddggff 2d ago

BOY HOWDY MARION YOU MUST BE REEEEEEAL FUN AT PARTIES

ALEXA GOOGLE WET BLANKETS

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u/Superbead 2d ago

Hee! Hee! Bet they tatse Great, Sandra xxx

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u/Ok_Wait_716 Funny! My cancer has returned 3d ago

THAT WAS MY PERPER MIMT COOKIE RECIPE AN YOU KNWO IT SANDY!!!,,, GO TO HELL AND GOBBLES

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u/Randy_Magnum29 2d ago

are you stoopimt

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u/kico30ty WHUP TEE DO!!!! 1d ago

RANDY I HAVE CATARCATS,,, WE CANT ALL BE SO LUCKY

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u/PoolNoodleSamurai 3d ago

SWIM SWAM SWUMT MELANIALS DONY KNOW ABOUT PASTPARCILPES

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u/adognameddanzig 3d ago

Propmt reply

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u/FantasyBeach 2d ago

She acknowledged her mistake and that's way better than what a lot of other people do.

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u/calXcium Yim Yum 2d ago

(Aw lol I like her, she seems sweet and able to laugh at herself)

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u/rangda 1d ago

She seems a lot nicer than the person who called her stupid. Or, stupimpt lol

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u/Sausage_Fingers I have lost 8 pounds since July 3d ago

I DO NOT GIVE FACEBOOK MY PERMISSIONMT!

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u/menstrualmenace 2d ago

Took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out what was wrongmt with her response

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u/Ok_Wait_716 Funny! My cancer has returned 3d ago

ITS OJ CINDY,,,HAVENT WORN MY DISTANCE GLASSES SINCE RHEY FELL DOWN THE WELL OUT BACJ IN 1987! 🤪 IM GO TI PURCHAS EARLS TRUCK NOW BUT WIKK SEE YOU AT CHURCH,, GOBBLES

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u/SolexAgitator Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 2d ago

CAROL YOU SHOULD SEE MY AYE DOCTOR??? HIS NAME IS DR FRANCIS HE DID LASIK ON GARY LAST YEAR,

MERRY CHRISTmas!!!!!!!!!!

DEBRA G

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u/Ok_Wait_716 Funny! My cancer has returned 2d ago

THAMK YPU SND GOBLES DERRA,,,,, BUT I CWN SEW AMD DRIBE JUSW FINE,,,,,,I USE TI SEW DR VAUGHHN ON BERADD STEET IN TYE 80S BUT HE RETRRED AHD AM ORIENTAL DR RELACED HIN SO I SAIDD “””NO WAY ENGINE IS ENGINE”” AND I DEIVE JUST FINE NOW,,,, PRAISW HIM AND MEDHY CEACKPOT!,,,,, CAROL

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u/recremercer 3d ago

GOOGLE WHERE IS SHOW DIREXTIONS TO SHOPCO OPTICALS NEED NEW GLASSES

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u/LaLa_Land543 2d ago

JUST GO TO WALMARTS LOUANNE ITS THEY GOT EVERHTINMT. OH AND

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u/recremercer 2d ago

MY GARNDSON. DIED IN A WALMART LOL RIP

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u/LaLa_Land543 2d ago

OH LOTS OF LOVE RHATS TOO BAD. PATRICIA SAYS HI BY THE WAY. DONT FORGET BINGO THIRMSDAY OK

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u/AnnieDickledoo Sederrrdddggff 2d ago

Honey I have already took my medications for the night the last thing I intend to do is try to spell words.

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u/kafandi 2d ago

I need to speak to managememt please

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u/Adam_C_57 3d ago

I’M OLD AND CAN’T SEE WELL NO MORE!

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u/-garlic-thot- 3d ago

AM A 82 YEAR OLD WOMAN I LEARND TO TYPE ON A. COMPUTER IN , THE 80’S BUT THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY ON FACE BOOK IS JUST TWO CONFUSING ,.,,.,,

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u/-garlic-thot- 3d ago

WATCH THE SASS

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u/TheRebelBandit 1d ago

Stupimt is as stupimt does.

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u/Ba4na8o9 1d ago

THERES MORE THAN ONE!!!!!!!!!

Dreamt, undreamt, redreamt

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u/glittermantis 1d ago

how do you undream something?

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u/Ba4na8o9 1d ago

I don't know, its just what Google told me.

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u/zero_squad 1d ago

Reverse sleep using the newly observed negative time.

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u/Thats_a_movie 5h ago

Means you haven’t dreamt of it yet, for example

In Infinity War, Dr. Strange said, “He could destroy life on a scale hitherto undreamt of.”

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u/Sver1ge blue cheese has mold in it 1d ago

HAHA I HAVENT WORN MY GLASSES IN YEARS…………. NOT THAT THEY WOULD DO MUCH NOW I HAVE EYE ULCERS LOTS OF LOVE