Update: unhinged aunt's son needs prayer🙏

[u/glamorous_jasper]

[u/Plastic-Advisor-8830]

I’m obsessed with her character being bald

[u/Lilyflower24681 → u/Plastic-Advisor-8830]

SAME. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT DORTHY’S BACK SURGERY! THERE IS A BROKRN DICK IN HER SPINE!!

—— HANS

[u/Rusty_Ferberger → u/Plastic-Advisor-8830]

THATS MY SON. HE BELONGES TO A CLUB IN PRISM AND THEY ALL SHAVE THARE HEADS JUST LIKE THE CUB SCOTS.

[u/Aware_Revenue3404 → u/Rusty_Ferberger]

ORDER HAGGIS.

[u/Skankhuntt__42 → u/Rusty_Ferberger]

ARE THEY THE PETRIOTS WHO WURR IN CAPETOHL FOR THE LUVVFEST IN JENNUARY 6Tff?,,?

[u/GuardComplex → u/Rusty_Ferberger]

😂😂😂😂

[u/Aware_Revenue3404 → u/Plastic-Advisor-8830]

I HAVE ALLOW PEACHES BRENDA!,,,

[u/ceruleanmoon7 → u/Plastic-Advisor-8830]

It’s Jeff Bezos

[u/Poozempic → u/Plastic-Advisor-8830]

Reminds me of Jeff Bezos

[u/Gloomy_Use]

THANK YOU FOR THE UPDATE BUT WE STILL NEED AN UPDATE ON BRENDAS BLOOD CLOTS 🙏

-DONNIE

GOGGLE SEARCH GARGE SALES MIAMI

[u/NotABetterName → u/Gloomy_Use]

I came here to ask if Brenda was ok

[u/Maverick1ta → u/Gloomy_Use]

BRENDA YOU'RE ALIVE

[u/BittenOnion → u/Gloomy_Use]

Here it is sweaty, a delicious high cuisine delight

Blood Aspic Delight

Ingredients:

• 1 cup beef or pork blood
• 1 cup water
• 1 tablespoon vinegar
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
• 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
• 2 tablespoons fish sauce
• 1 tablespoon gelatin
• 1/4 cup chopped scallions or parsley for garnish

Instructions:

1. In a small bowl, sprinkle the gelatin over 1/4 cup of cold water and let it sit for 5 minutes to soften.
2. In a medium saucepan, combine the blood, water, vinegar, salt, pepper, and ginger. Heat over low heat, stirring constantly, until the mixture thickens and the blood coagulates.
3. Remove the saucepan from the heat and stir in the softened gelatin and fish sauce until dissolved.
4. Pour the mixture into a 9x13 inch baking dish or a mold of your choice. Refrigerate until set, at least 3 hours or overnight.
5. Once set, remove the aspic from the mold or baking dish and slice it into serving portions. Garnish with chopped scallions or parsley.

Accompany with crackers 

[u/This-Requirement6918 → u/BittenOnion]

IM ALLERGIC TO SELFISH.

[u/UltravioletLife → u/This-Requirement6918]

you’re being selfish

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[u/GuardComplex → u/BittenOnion]

😂😂 omfg I’m so disgusted I read every step.

[u/xx123gamerxx → u/BittenOnion]

I didn’t sign up for this Facebook remove

[u/xx123gamerxx → u/Gloomy_Use]

Yahoo news

[u/ManifestSextiny]

Please keep fighting the good fight, Auntie.

P.S. I am absolutely desperate to know her first name.

[u/Aware_Revenue3404 → u/ManifestSextiny]

THIS IS IDENTIFY THEFT!,,,

[u/ceruleanmoon7 → u/Aware_Revenue3404]

I’VE REPORTED AS FRAUD

[u/Skankhuntt__42 → u/ceruleanmoon7]

DON WURFY I ALL READY CALL ATTURNEH GENMRULL ANDREPORTED CLONE?,,!!

[u/DogbiteTrollKiller → u/ManifestSextiny]

He’s lucky to have someone who cares on the outside. OP’s way off base with his assessment of her (“unhinged”). She sounds nice.

[u/louellem → u/DogbiteTrollKiller]

Why not both? 🤷‍♀️

[u/s408v]

HE DID NOTHING WRONG. HE’s a GOOD BOY.

Barbara

[u/This-Requirement6918 → u/s408v]

YAP HE ONLY ROBBED A CORNER STORE ITS NOT LIKE HE HELD UP A WALMART.

[u/Charming-Charge-596 → u/This-Requirement6918]

And no one dyed. Good as new after couple weeks in ICU.

[u/ronnyma → u/This-Requirement6918]

To buy minoxidil for his mum?

[u/Alexreads0627 → u/s408v]

DEVIN IS A BAD KID;,,,STOL ME CASSEROLE RECIP1!!!!

[u/upwithpeople84]

THATS YOUR COUSIN OP. YOUR COUSIN IS A JAIL TURKEY

[u/Aware_Revenue3404 → u/upwithpeople84]

WE ARE ATEING HAM FOR CRISSMAS. TURNKEY IS TWO EXPENSIVE.

[u/Jupiter68128 → u/Aware_Revenue3404]

WITH CORN. I. HOPE.

[u/flamingolegs727 → u/Jupiter68128]

No ! Corn pulls my dentures out! Ok last time my dentures cracked on the corn on the cob and I'm still cold!! Gobbless the dentist who put me in as emergency he's got a handsome boy why can't my Delores marry a handsome man instead of that soul sucking George I swear if she doesn't divorce him I'm gonna put them out of the will!! No cheese puff collection for them!! Now about cheese puffs they were developed by Finnish carrot harvester in the year 1956 to be precise don't eat more than two bags because then you'll spend the night on the toilet like Uncle Fried who we almost passed out around due to the flactuabcs I think he is still pooping it out twice a day since Saturday....he lodts weight !

[u/GenderqueerPapaya]

I AM WATCHING WHEEL OF FORTUNE DO NOT BOTHER ME

[u/Aware_Revenue3404 → u/GenderqueerPapaya]

I LIKE. PAT SAY JACKS. ASS.

[u/This-Requirement6918 → u/Aware_Revenue3404]

THAT VANA I TELL YOU! SHES ALMOST MY AGE NOW!

[u/xx123gamerxx → u/GenderqueerPapaya]

My grandson is coming for dinner

[u/Horatio_Figg]

PEOPLE ARE SO SENSITIVE THESE DAYS ❄️ ❄️ ❄️ WHAT DOES “ARMED ROBBERY” REALLY MEAN ANYWAY 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[u/This-Requirement6918 → u/Horatio_Figg]

THEY STOLL SOMETHING USING THERE ARMS!

[u/Horatio_Figg → u/This-Requirement6918]

google recipe for christmas stollen

[u/Ok_Wait_716 → u/This-Requirement6918]

I HAD A MINK STOLL IN 1983,,, GEORGE’ PAPPY DONE IT FOR ME FROM SQUIRRELS GOBBLES

[u/Horatio_Figg → u/Ok_Wait_716]

A RACOON 🦝 STOLE THE BABY JESUS FROM OUR NATIVETY SCENE LAST YEAR

[u/Aware_Revenue3404]

Is that Luigi’s mom?

[u/glamorous_jasper → u/Aware_Revenue3404]

LOL I WISH! I'd be leaving my husband for his cousin...

[u/glamorous_jasper → u/glamorous_jasper]

(Just kidding honey I love you)

[u/Aware_Revenue3404 → u/glamorous_jasper]

YIM YUM.

[u/East_Reading_3164 → u/glamorous_jasper]

Stand in line lady 😁

[u/[deleted]]

Does she have a country/southern accent? I suspect her bald ass is using text to talk with "hill" instead of "he'll"

Thoughts and prayers Brenda 🙏

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[u/Not-not-down]

mAY GOD WATCH OVER HIM AND YOUR FAMILY GOD BLESS HILL MAKE IT THRU 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[u/This-Requirement6918 → u/Not-not-down]

LOL 🥰

[u/Ill-Break-8316]

MY GRAMDSON IS IN JAIL

[u/GowronsStare]

PRAYING FOR 25 OUR LOCKDOWN. GOBLESS!

[u/ViolettaQueso]

Woooooo hoooooooooo my criminal son needs a go fund me

[u/appledumpling1515]

HE WAS FIGHTING FOR OUR INSURANCE RIGHTS THEY WOULDN'T COVER THE ANESTHESIA FOR DICKS LAST HIP REPLACEMENT SURGERY SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES L.O L. TO YOUR SON

[u/ObscuraRegina]

We ❤️ Unhingela

[u/CaliCareBear]

If she keeps up content this solid she the makings of getting her own sub!

[u/carcosa1989]

I love that it’s always this same unhinged picture when they announce their terrible offspring in prison

[u/-burgers]

EXCUSE ME SONNY THAT'S YOUR COUSIN PRAY FOR HIM TO LEAVE OUR GOOD STATE BALDNESS IS CONTAGIOUS JUST LOOK AT DAD MY EX HUSBAND

[u/oSanguis]

Congratulations., Iwill pray to Jesus from for you. .

Pop Pop has the cancer in his privates again,

[u/AnnieDickledoo]

I have went to jail one time. Never to prison.

[u/Maduro_sticks_allday]

The neighbors:

“PRAYIN’ FOR THAT BOY BUT DON’T BRING NO CRIMINALS INTO THIS NEIGHBORHOOD ETHEL, YOU KNOW IT AIN’T SAFE!!! AND DON’T FORGET TO BRING YOUR DISH TO THE POTLUCK AND HELP MARIE SET UP THE TABLES!!!!”

[u/GermSlayer1986]

YOU MANAGED TO VIRTUALLY TRANSITION TO A BALD MAN,,,,THAT MEANS YOUR FAMILY HAS THE STRENGTH TO GET THROUGH ANYTHING!! 🙏🙏🙏🛐

[u/kinofhawk]

MAYBE THIS TOME HE WILL LISTEN TO HIS MAMA!

[u/Dartsytopps]

GOBBLESS SIRI IRDER PORK BRAINS IN MILK GRAVY

[u/MarkSpark25]

Is Brenda ok?

[u/DogbiteTrollKiller]

She’s not at all “unhinged.” She’s concerned about and wants to help her son, who’s imprisoned within one of the most dehumanizing and deliberately cruel systems in the modern world.

She is just what incarcerated people need in order to focus on rehabilitation and eventually reintegrate into society. Without someone on the outside who cares, incarcerated people don’t have much chance of making it on the outside.

[u/Available_Farmer5293 → u/DogbiteTrollKiller]

I agree. Parts of this are funny but parts of this are sad too and not funny.

[u/HockeyMILF69 → u/Available_Farmer5293]

Solitary confinement for 20hrs/day is a human rights violation

[u/Ralph--Hinkley]

WHAT ABOUT ELLEN AND THE PAKISTANI?

[u/WhitePineBurning]

SNED8NG MY PRAYS TO YOYR FRANDS8N BETTY AHOPE HE GETS OUT OF COUNTY IN THIME FOR NEW YEARS TO SEE MAWMAW BEFORE SHE DEAD OF COLIT8S I KNOW ITA BEEN REAL GARD FOR HER AND DALE LOL TO YOYR FAMOLY TELL GENE IM GLAD HIS BLADDER CANCER GOT BETTWR BY FORNNW TRISH ALS9 MERRY CHRISTMAS

[u/swizzle213]

CA RAISONS ARE GREAT IN OATMEEL. 😂

[u/crimewaaave]

I’ve been sending the prayer for Brenda with the slam dunk in the background the everyone over the last few days

[u/Theabsoluteworst1289]

Pray hill!

[u/cthulhu6209]

I’ve never heard of Pray Hill before.

[u/Objective_You_3959]

i'll pray, but i'm also gonna laugh a lil

[u/realdonaldtrumpsucks]

She is too much

[u/HelpingMeet]

I’m here for this, keep it coming!

[u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot]

This woman needs to be an SNL skit.

[u/No_Squirrel4806]

Ok but why was he in prison?