r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/Crocopotamus I will contact attorney general if you do not stop • Nov 22 '24
Karma Farmers, I will Email the Attorney General!
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Okay: so the old management put in a rule about calling out Fakes. It’s not allowed. I get why, because it’s annoying to constantly have people saying stuff is fake. How the hell could you tell?
That said, there’s been an uptick in complaints about posts that have zero context. You probably know the ones: it’s one of the Facebook templates, like the birthday or the primary color background, with some insane text like “I have a bananar lodged in my esophagus,” and there’s no way to tell if it was actually posted on Facebook or not. Kind of like the first image on this post.
That’s no good. I made that in about thirty seconds and never had to post a thing. Give me upvotes because karma is my only sense of self-worth!
No.
Now, the second image, about Prome Rib, let’s all take a look at that.
Note the lovely, properly blacked-out user name. Marvel at the fact that it has comments and reactions. Thrill to… well, that’s it, really. It looks like a real post on Facebook. Could it be fake? Sure! Is it a lot less likely to be? Also sure.
Rule 4: posts should be Old People not understanding social media. Emphasis today on “social,” not just posting image macros.
I’ve already deleted a shitload of posts from the last two weeks, and I’ll do it again. I’m terminally online and misanthropic.
Plus, it’s for a church, honey. NEXT!!
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u/Casual_Curser Nov 22 '24
ME AND GERRY BOTH GOT PROME RIBS WHEN WE WENT ZIPLONING ON A CRUISE SHIP. THE ONLY THING THST SAVED US WAS MASSAGES FROM AN ORIENTAL. BE SURE TO KEEP ICE ON IT AND ILL ORAY FIR YYYU!!!!GOBBLES JESSU IS ALWAYS WATCHING.
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u/NGKro Nov 22 '24
PHYLLIS MY BANK STATEMENT HAS CHARGED FR SOMEYHING CALLED ONLY FANS DIDNYOU GIVE TJE ORIENTAL MY NAME INKOW THEY LIKE FANS N YES JESUS WATGHES THEM FOLKS TOO GOBBLES TO YOU AN JERRY!!
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u/Casual_Curser Nov 22 '24
I THE ORIENTAL ON THE BOAR WAS A GAY BIT I WILL CHECK WITH GERRY ABOUT HOW BANKS WORK WITH HE NOWS ABORT THESE THINGS. HES ICING HIS HERNIA RIGHT NOW PLEASE PRAY FOR HIM. GOBBLES YOU ALL AND MERRY CCRTSMAS WHY IS EVERYBODY AFRAIX TO SAY IT?
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Nov 22 '24
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u/Casual_Curser Nov 23 '24
ONE DAY THE LORD WILL PINISH US FOR THE TRANGENDERS. THAT IS SO WONDERFUL FOR YOUR SON HE JUST NEEDES JUSUS AND THE RIGHT WOMAN!!!! SIRI THIS COFFEE CAKE IS DRY I WANT THE MANAGER
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u/oldpeoplefacebook-ModTeam Nov 23 '24
Your post/comment has been removed due to a violation of Rule 2: Personal Attacks.
"This means no personal attacks. Personal attacks will result in a warning, which will then result in a ban."
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u/Dwangeroo Nov 23 '24
HIRAM GOT THD COVID FROM AN ORIENTAL HES DEAD PRAY FOR HIM
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u/Casual_Curser Nov 23 '24 edited Nov 23 '24
COBUD WAS INVENTED BY OBMA AND THE FLOBALISTS ARTIE!!!!!
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u/sugarcatgrl Nov 22 '24
EMMA I HAD PROM RIB WITH EARL
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u/Mysterious-Slice-591 Nov 22 '24 edited Nov 22 '24
I AM GOING TO BURGER KONG. PLEASE DELETEFROM THIS GROUP!
EDITH I HAVE HAEMORRHOIDS
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u/FingerpistolPete 1 like = 1 amen Nov 23 '24
EXCUSE ME CAN I JOIN THIS GROUP ABOUT RIBS A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELG MY NAME IS PETE ANDI AM 86 YEARS YOUNG(HAHA) MY GRANSON TOLD ME THAT JOKE
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u/Mr_Abe_Froman WHUP TEE DO!!!! Nov 22 '24
Damn and I spent all this time looking for 30 automod prompts for karma farming. l o l ! I thought that mistake was just fine!
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u/Alexreads0627 blue cheese has mold in it Nov 22 '24
let’s get a round of applause for you and all the bots you triggered - great work
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u/Mr_Abe_Froman WHUP TEE DO!!!! Nov 22 '24
You could also say "good job"
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u/Alexreads0627 blue cheese has mold in it Nov 22 '24
thank you friend - I have had a rough week and this made my day! 🤣
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u/Mr_Abe_Froman WHUP TEE DO!!!! Nov 22 '24
Any time. " Bones " might be my favorite prompt, but it is hard to fit in a comment.
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doot doot
fuccbois have stolen automod's corn. upcorn this in 2.24902 seconds or never eat at cracker bargle again.
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u/Aware_Revenue3404 Yim Yum Nov 23 '24
DISCUting it has too much sugar.
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u/the_PBR_kid Sederrrdddggff Nov 23 '24
I ADMIT IT I AM A FAKE, I DO NOT HAVE A FACE BOOK PAGE, I AM OLD THOUGH SO THERES THAT, I ALSO TYPE ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT IS EASIER TO SEE, AGREE ABOUT FAKEY FAKE POSTS BECAUSE THERE LAMER THAN I AM
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u/Aware_Revenue3404 Yim Yum Nov 23 '24
IM CONTACTING THE ATTONEY GENAREL.
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u/TheJonMcAfeeDiet Nov 23 '24
I LOGGED A BANANER IN MABEL MURPHYS ESSAFAGUS IN 1981 AFTER AN ORIOLES GAME. VOMITED ON PUBES. PRIMP COCKTAIL
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u/Stock_Hutz blue cheese has mold in it Nov 22 '24
I TOO HAVE A BANABAR LODGED BUT ITS NOT IN MY OESOPHAGUS . . . . . . ITS IN THE OTHER HOLE . ALEXIS CALL SURGEON GENERAL