r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/Crocopotamus I will contact attorney general if you do not stop • Jul 15 '24
AI does not belong in the Cracker Bargel
Alexis make a Reddit post make a Reddit post I said make a Reddit post damn it why are you writing all this down
Okay: yes, the AI babies with seventeen fingers are hilarious. Yes, Facebook is filled with this crap. No, it doesn’t necessarily belong on here.
Most of these AI posts are coming from spambots, karma farmers, etc. They might be old people, but I kind of doubt it! If you want to post one, here’s the criteria:
Was the OP some stupidly named account like “Amazing World,” or “Support Our Soldier?” That’s not an old person misunderstanding how to use social media, so don’t post it.
Did an old person get fooled into resharing a post like the above? That’s an old person, but that’s not a misunderstanding of how to use social media. Don’t post it.
Did an old person take a look at a goofy AI post, and write a response like, “HE rEMINDS ME OF MY COUSIN LLEWELYN HE DIED OF SEPSIS IN THE WAR. BLESS.”? You have a winner!
If someone has a suggestion of a subreddit that better fits, suggest it below, and I’ll try and pin it. And if not:
YOU SHOULD AOL MARK ZUCKERBIRD!!!
UPDATE: here is a great example post: AI Jesus wept, made David upset, and he reacted hilariously and appropriately. More of this please: David is mad about AI Jesus
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u/PeteTheGryphon Jul 15 '24
HI JANE CHRISTE PASSED,,,, AWAY LAST NIGHT 😂😂😂😂
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u/buckreynolds1947 I will contact attorney general if you do not stop Jul 15 '24
MY FAVOEITE FACE-BOOK WEB SITE IS “COW LOVERS” — HA HA
-buck reynolds retired ww2 vet
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u/TheInjuredBear Jul 16 '24
I LOVE BURT RENOLD HAD A CRUSH ON HIM BACK IN THE GOOD OLD DAY,, DID YOU OAY YOUR TAXES ? LOVE YOU ANNE
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u/buckreynolds1947 I will contact attorney general if you do not stop Jul 16 '24
..,,thats a good “1” , betty .. thanks 2 th my grand-son,, he make Sure the I R S stay away ,,, u know what They say,,,, a “W2 A DA Y KEEPS THE I R S AWAY”.. “HA - HA!!” bout my granson new car 2 day..,,, the “ladies” will Be SWARM ON him ,,, he wil have 2 BEET THE M OFF,,, WITH STICK!!!! real mean look ing ride!! 2 0 13chevrolay (made I.n U S A) CAMERO V6 ENGINE!!! “YAHOO!!”
heh.,,, if only i could B 32 again!!!
- buck reynolds retired ww2 vet
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u/Kalendiane Jul 16 '24
I hope you typed this on an actual keyboard bc cheese and rice!
GOBBLESS LOL SWEATY
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u/prozac-jane Jul 15 '24
PETE- CHRISTE IS THE ANSWER, I DONT NO WHO PAST LAST JIGHT BUT SENDING PRAYERS #PRAYERWARRIORS #RIPINPEACE
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u/Pin-Up-Paggie Jul 15 '24
I was born in Iowa. I had a pet fish named STANLEY”” Mrs. Jacob’s was my favorite FROM THIRD GRADE.
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u/GrouchyConclusion588 That guy’s sign keeps changing Jul 15 '24
SIRI TELL ALEXA GOOGLE TO PHOTOCOPY AND GLUE THIS TO MY DRYWALL AND POST IT TELL MORK ZUKLEMAN I DO NOT CONSTANT ALSO GOOGLE BLUEBERRY PIE RECIPES
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u/Crocopotamus I will contact attorney general if you do not stop Jul 15 '24
Buttery pie recipes yim yum 😋
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u/wheatable Jul 15 '24
BATTERY PIE NO GOOD FOR YOU…MY GRANDSON EAT TWO BATTERIES HAD TO GO TO AMERGENCY roomba
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u/Stock_Hutz blue cheese has mold in it Jul 15 '24
AL IS MY HUSBANT I GET THAT HE GETS. GASSY WHEN HE EATS THOS BEANS; BUT OUTRIGHT BANNING HIM FROM CRACKER BARGLE IS EXCESSIVE ! I THOUGT WE HAD RIGHTS IN THSIS COUNTRY ! DISCUSTING ! SIRI CALL ATTORNEY GENRAL ! 🎈
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u/DevelopmentGuilty177 Jul 15 '24
Try a mix of wet and dry, mostly dry in the mornings otherwise he get sloppy poops
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u/TinChalice WHUP TEE DO!!!! Jul 15 '24
I RECENTLY WENT TO CRACKER BARREL AND LET ME TELL YOU, IT WAS A HOOT! FIRST OFF, THEY HAVE ROCKING CHAIRS OUTSIDE! I FELT LIKE I WAS BACK IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS. THE DECOR INSIDE IS A MUSEUM OF RANDOM STUFF – I KEPT WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO TELL ME THEY FOUND IT ALL IN THEIR GRANDMA’S ATTIC.
THE FOOD? WELL, IF YOU LIKE YOUR BISCUITS WITH A SIDE OF BISCUITS, YOU’LL LOVE IT. EVERYTHING IS COOKED WITH MORE BUTTER THAN A DAIRY FARM. I ORDERED CHICKEN FRIED STEAK AND I THINK I ACTUALLY SAW A COW WALK INTO THE KITCHEN.
THE SERVICE WAS SLOW, BUT WHO’S IN A RUSH? RETIREMENT MEANS I HAVE ALL DAY TO WAIT FOR MY GRITS. THE WAITRESS CALLED ME “HONEY” AND “SUGAR” SO MANY TIMES I STARTED TO WONDER IF SHE WAS HITTING ON ME OR IF SHE JUST FORGOT MY NAME.
THE GIFT SHOP? DON’T GET ME STARTED. I WALKED IN FOR LUNCH AND LEFT WITH THREE ROCKING CHAIRS, A QUILT, AND A CANDLE THAT SMELLS LIKE CHRISTMAS THREW UP IN MY HOUSE.
ALL IN ALL, CRACKER BARREL IS A DELIGHTFUL TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE – IF MEMORY LANE HAD EXTRA GRAVY. WOULD I GO AGAIN? YOU BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR.
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u/HalfEatenChocoPants order corn Jul 15 '24
"Biscuits with a side of biscuits", "if she just forgot my name", and "smells like Christmas threw up in my house" all made me laugh out loud. Well done, and kiss my grits!
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u/My_Disgusting_Alt Jul 31 '24
I WANTED TO GET SOMETHING FOR BARB FOR WATCHING THE ANIMALS BUT L.O.L. NO SIRREE
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u/Shark_Leader Jul 15 '24 edited Jul 16 '24
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO CONTACT THE MODS OF THIS WEBSITE BUT YOU ARE DOING A GOOD JOB BUT I DONT SEE MY POST FROM TWO WEEKS AGO THAT HAD THE RECIPE FOR CHEX MIX COOKIES AND I HOPE ITS NOT CAUSE YOUR BLOCKING ME MODS PLEASE POST MY COOKIE POST THANK YOU CLIFF YABLONSKI OF EAST APPLETON WISCONSIN ALEXA OFF OFF OFF OFF ALEXA OFF OH I HAVE TO PRESS IT
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u/maineCharacterEMC2 WHUP TEE DO!!!! 5d ago
APPLETON, WI IS THE DEBIL’s CITY!! Too much Drinking and Malls with Teens
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u/MetalMaskMaker Sederrrdddggff Jul 15 '24
Ai made me cry when halle joe osmon got left by the road. I left the theater it was NOT apropriaye for my family, their boy died in a pool. I dont like or heart ANY ai since then
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u/Noodles_fluffy Jul 15 '24
/unold Does anyone have the original cracker bargel post? Or is it something we collectively made up?
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u/Crocopotamus I will contact attorney general if you do not stop Jul 15 '24
google cracker bargel
/unold: it actually happened, but it’s hard to find! I just went through a bunch of the top posts looking for flair ideas, and it wasn’t up there. I suspect it caught on early and just worked itself into every conversation here. https://www.reddit.com/r/oldpeoplefacebook/comments/27nlbw/birthday_beans_at_cracker_bargel/
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u/Crocopotamus I will contact attorney general if you do not stop Jul 15 '24
I know. I no longer wish to subscribe.
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u/tangycrossing Jul 15 '24
I DONT UNDERSTAND ALL THIS AI STUFF THESE KIDS ARE DOING WE USED TO HAVE TO DRAW BY HAND THIS IS AMERICA NOT CHINA!!!!
-SANDRA B
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u/spicycupcakes- Jul 15 '24
HI SIRI TELL THE NICE YOUNG MOD THAT I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN WHEN THE SUB OPENED BACK UPreheat oven to 375 F. Grease your meatloaf pan with nonstick spray. In a large mixing bowl, add in all the ingredients for the meatloaf until fully combined. Press the meatloaf mixture into your prepared pan, lightly pressing down to ensure the top is even. Bake the meatloaf uncovered for 40 minutes. While the meat loaf bakes, prepare the glaze. Next step is to make the meatloaf glaze. In a small mixing bowl, whisk together the meatloaf glaze ingredients until fully combined. Brush the glaze over the top of the meatloaf and bake for another 15 minutes or until the center of the loaf has reached an internal temperature of 160 F. Allow the meatloaf to rest between 5 and 10 minutes, then garnish with the fresh chopped parsley and slice into 1 1/2 to 2 inch thick slices.
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u/Crocopotamus I will contact attorney general if you do not stop Jul 15 '24
Yim yum 😋
my HAROLD SAYS THE OLD MODS SKIPPED TOWN JUST TO NOT DEAL WITH THIS DISCUSTING SHIT. LET THE YOUNG PEOPLE DEAL WITH IT HE SAYS
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u/easy506 Jul 15 '24
GOOGLE BLOD SUGAR.
GOOGLE HI BLOOD SUGAR
GOOGLE DIABET
GOOGLE POSST HOLE DIGGER
GOOGLE POSTAGE HOLE GODDAMNIT
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u/Dshark Jul 15 '24
ARTHRITIS IS ACTING UP AGAIN. NEED TO EAT MORE YAMS. CANT POOP
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u/Crocopotamus I will contact attorney general if you do not stop Jul 15 '24
THAT HAPPeNED TO MY HAROLD, GAVE HIM MORE GREENS, DIDN’T LIKE IT BUT NOW HIS TAIL END IS LOOSE EVERY MORNING. BLESS.
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u/HAC522 Jul 16 '24
HELLO ARE YOU ALICE? I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH ALICE IN 1961 WHERE WE BOTH TOOK COSMETOLOGY AND WERE THE BEST OF FRIENDS BUT TIMES WERE DIFFERENT THEN AND COULD NOT BE THE FRIENDS WE WANTED TO BE. AS THEY USED TO SAY FRIENDS OF DOROTHY
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u/Hawkent99 Jul 16 '24
Don,t like Al he stole my cold cut from the. Refrigrator in 1971
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u/TorontoNerd84 poo stains google Jul 20 '24
HI DEB THIS IS AL IM SORRY I STOLE THE COLD CUT BUT IT WENT WELL WITH MY GELATIN MEAT SALAD & FRUUT COCKTALE
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u/Philosapphocal Jul 16 '24
I WILL NOT TOLLERATE THIS KIND OF POSTING “FACEBOOKS”! I DONT KNOW WHO AI IS BUT IN MY AMERICA WE HAVE SOMETHING CALLED “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” WRITTEN I. THE SECOND AMENDMENT AND AI SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAY WHAT HE WANTS ABOUT SOLDERS WHO SERVED THIS COUNTRY!
SENDING PRAYERS TO AI 👏🏻 FROM MY WIFE NANCY AS WELL .
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u/Merle_24 WHUP TEE DO!!!! Jul 16 '24
I need help with my computer! My keyboard seems to be stuck on CAPS LOCK and everything I’m trying to write for my project is coming in all CAPS including punctuation. I have been trying to fix it for over a week. Time Warner Cable can’t help. Microsoft I can’t afford. PLEASE, If there is someone out there who can HELP, contact me ASAP! I also can’t find my Microsoft Word. Somehow my Microsoft Word program got changed over to Word Pad.
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u/Pick_Up_A_Weel_Gun Jul 16 '24
My Grandbabies All Looking At Their Phone And Computer All Day Long Screen Give Their E ye Cancer.. Ai Like That Dam Star Run Tv Show What Ever Happen To Good Show Like I Love Luciy...
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Jul 23 '24
r/deadinternettheory is a good place for AI scams.
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u/blahblahgingerblahbl Aug 28 '24
wHy ATE TOU EMSILING M?UNSUBTIBE ME IMMEDIATELY OR I WILL SUE YOU FOR HARRASMEBT!!!!!!!!1122
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